Man Isn't Going To Fall For That Old Chestnut
A man has spoken out assertively, and said that he might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even so, he's not going to fall for that old chestnut! Myke Woodson, of Oaf-on-Sea, East Yorkshire, said that he is not as daft as he looks, and…Europe recovering from worst of coronavirus
Statistics show that Europe have been among the worst-hit by coronavirus throughout the world, yet their response was positive and they appear to be recovering well. I spoke to singer Joey Tempest about the pandemic. "When drummer Tony Reno was ho…Giancarlo Granda, Alias “The Falwell Pool Boy†Finally Speaks Out
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - After staying quiet for several days, the nation’s most famous former pool cleaner is speaking out. Giancarlo Granda told TMZ that Jerry and Becki Falwell, who claim to be devoted evangelicals, are about as religio…Trump Tweet: "My Favorite Bible Story is When Jesus Drove Antifa Out of the Tabernacle. Awesome!"
Washington - President Donald Trump, fresh off his triumphant GOP Convention in which every single family member and their girlfriends endorsed him for President, relaxed Sunday with some well deserved golf, but not before getting on twitter to refle…MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - (Satire News) â€" The President was in Manchester holding a campaign pep rally before a crowd of 220 supporters, all unmasked, and not a one adhering to the self-distancing policy. They crowd of MAGAians cheered everythin…
Washington - GOP Convention speeches, which included appearances by accomplished, insightful, and respected speakers such as Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump Jr. and girlfriend of Donald Trump Jr., focused the emergence of the "…
2020: The Year Of The Polished Turd…
After the year everybody has had so far, Spoof writer Paul Blake has won a coveted Pulitzer Prize. In May, it was decided to scrap the prize due to the pandemic, but after a serious amount of sensible thinking by the Americans, they decided to aw…Making A Mountain Out Of An Ickle Hill…
David Icke shocked the Trafalgar Square audience yesterday for the anti-covid-mask-wearing-conspiracy-protest by leaving the stage with the microphone, hopping into the back of his VW Camper-Van with his blonde bimbo, and forgetting to switch the mic…Joe Pasquale Makes Wedding Speech About Immigration
Joe Pasquale, the Cockney Joe Pesci, who stunned listeners with his forthright views on Brexit recently, has done it again, this time on the extremely sensitive topic of immigration. In front of a large gathering of guests at a wedding party he ha…Arsenal Players Scoff The Lot…
Arsenal fans were last night delighted to be given the Charity Shield, which is just a big silver platter of sandwiches filled with the usual egg and cress, coronation chicken, spam and corned beef. Once that platter was finished, they moved onto…There was an outbreak of hilarity tinged, however, with a certain amount of disgust, when a man in a pub revealed to his mates how he'd observed a woman on a bus pick a big, long, green bogey from her nose, and then wipe her finger on the seat. My…
Only 500 pictures of the Kardashians uploaded to the internet today
There was shock around the world today when, what with everything else that was happening, only 500 new photos featuring a Kardashian were uploaded to the internet. Kim, Kourtney, and the other five or six, barely featured in a news day that seeme…China Invents a Television Antenna You Can Wear on Your Head
HONG KONG â€" (Satire News) - The Republic of China is fast becoming the Japan of the electronics business world. Electronics experts in Hong Kong have just invented a television antenna that can be worn on one’s head. The antenna only weighs 13…Captions To Be Used For Donald Trump’s Future Speeches
The networks have decided, to avoid any misunderstandings during a future speech given by Donald Trump (that could perhaps accidentally ignite World War III), to introduce the addition of captions at the bottom of the screen. Just above the crawl.Trump's former lover comes out of hiding
President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, finally got to make his nomination acceptance speech yesterday, but not before a mysterious personality from his dim past threatened to spoil his big day. Before taking the stage, the President was…The New York Yankees Lose Seven Games in a Row
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) - The Bronx Bombers have just lost their seventh game in a row, falling to their subay rivals, the New York Mets 4 to 3. CBS Sports pointed out that he Yanks had not lost that many games in a row in 25 years, going…A sunny afternoon spent on a gentle bike ride in the countryside turned to shit for a man on Thursday, after the bicycle he was riding got a puncture in the back tyre. The incident took place on a long stretch of road between Tapon commune and Bat…
Can we still throw chalk? Asking for a friend, say teachers
A teacher has asked on an online forum, if following all Covid-19 precautions, they can still throw chalk, board rubbers and markers at misbehaving pupils. Teacher Adrian Powell, who specialises in Physical Education, but also sometimes helps to m…Locked-Down And Out For Over A Decade…
A man who claims to have been locked out of his Spoof account for years has claimed it's so good to be back. Scott Nairns got so drunk one night that, when he woke up, he had forgotten his e-mail address and password, and every attempt he made at…WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) - Representatives for ASCAP have just announced that President Trump’s campaign has just been fined $2 million for not securing the rights to use Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah†at the RNC White House closing festiv…
Meghan Markle Warned Melania Trump About Wearing That Green Screen Dress to the RNC Convention
HOLLYWOOD â€" (Celebrity Satire) - The former Duchess of Sussex, and now swimsuit model, Meghan Markle told TMZ that she warned the first lady about wearing the green screen dress at the White House convention. And now, hundreds of pundits are cover…Pennsylvania Police are Searching for a One-Horse Amish Buggy in an Alleged Hit-and-Run
BEAVER BELLY, Pennsylvania â€" (Satire News) - Police are investigating a reported incident involving a one-horse Amish buggy and a Kia Sorento. According to an eye-witness, the Kia Sorento cut in front of the one-horse buggy, and the Amish driver t…Joe Pasquale Speaks Out On Brexit
There are people about who consider comedian and TV personality Joe Pasquale 'a bit silly', a bit of a buffoon, and certainly not worth listening to on any matters of serious import, but the comic has spoken out about Brexit, and has made a few peopl…Desperate to win another four years of spewing lies and baloney onto the general public, Donald Trump has decided the only option is to become a Democrat. "I never liked Republicans anyway," he shouted at journalists. "D is for Donald and Democrat, T…
President Obama Tells President Trump He’ll Bet Him $1 Million That He’ll Lose the Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) - In late breaking news, President Trump has all but admitted that he will lose the November presidential election. The New York Times is reporting that President Obama called up President Trump, and he told him th…Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Urge Their Fans to Vote Against Donald J. Trump
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma â€" (Satire News) - One of country music’s most popular couples recently recorded a political public service announcement. Blake and Gwen spoke with a Channel 96 Eye Spectator News reporter, and asked their millions and millions…Why Not Recognizing Clickbait Could Kill You
LOS ANGELES â€" Celebrity sources say that there is a major brouhaha between Taylor Swift, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Emma Watson and Channing Tatum. The disagreement stems from some tweets started by Chris Hemsworth about the ability to draw people in…Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space
Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space I’m a shape-shifting reptilian As humanoid as you like I travelled here from outer space To track down David Icke I’ll drink your blood, I’ll eat your flesh Like the carnivore I am I’m pa…Donald Trump sat there in his log cabin, contemplating what had just happened. He had laughed at Kim Jong Un's hairstyle and kicked-off a war to end all wars. HE WAS THE LAST MAN ALIVE ON EARTH… Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Who…
Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy
After his disastrous holiday trip to the Greek island of Mykonos last week, it was 'back to the grind' for the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire today, but there was more bad news awaiting him when he arrived at Old Trafford for tr…