Joe Pasquale Makes Wedding Speech About Immigration
Joe Pasquale, the Cockney Joe Pesci, who stunned listeners with his forthright views on Brexit recently, has done it again, this time on the extremely sensitive topic of immigration. In front of a large gathering of guests at a wedding party he ha…Trump Tweet: "My Favorite Bible Story is When Jesus Drove Antifa Out of the Tabernacle. Awesome!"
Washington - President Donald Trump, fresh off his triumphant GOP Convention in which every single family member and their girlfriends endorsed him for President, relaxed Sunday with some well deserved golf, but not before getting on twitter to refle…Washington - GOP Convention speeches, which included appearances by accomplished, insightful, and respected speakers such as Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump Jr. and girlfriend of Donald Trump Jr., focused the emergence of the "…
Trump's former lover comes out of hiding
President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, finally got to make his nomination acceptance speech yesterday, but not before a mysterious personality from his dim past threatened to spoil his big day. Before taking the stage, the President was…A sunny afternoon spent on a gentle bike ride in the countryside turned to shit for a man on Thursday, after the bicycle he was riding got a puncture in the back tyre. The incident took place on a long stretch of road between Tapon commune and Bat…
Only 500 pictures of the Kardashians uploaded to the internet today
There was shock around the world today when, what with everything else that was happening, only 500 new photos featuring a Kardashian were uploaded to the internet. Kim, Kourtney, and the other five or six, barely featured in a news day that seeme…Can we still throw chalk? Asking for a friend, say teachers
A teacher has asked on an online forum, if following all Covid-19 precautions, they can still throw chalk, board rubbers and markers at misbehaving pupils. Teacher Adrian Powell, who specialises in Physical Education, but also sometimes helps to m…Locked-Down And Out For Over A Decade…
A man who claims to have been locked out of his Spoof account for years has claimed it's so good to be back. Scott Nairns got so drunk one night that, when he woke up, he had forgotten his e-mail address and password, and every attempt he made at…Joe Pasquale Speaks Out On Brexit
There are people about who consider comedian and TV personality Joe Pasquale 'a bit silly', a bit of a buffoon, and certainly not worth listening to on any matters of serious import, but the comic has spoken out about Brexit, and has made a few peopl…Why Not Recognizing Clickbait Could Kill You
LOS ANGELES â€" Celebrity sources say that there is a major brouhaha between Taylor Swift, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Emma Watson and Channing Tatum. The disagreement stems from some tweets started by Chris Hemsworth about the ability to draw people in…Pennsylvania Police are Searching for a One-Horse Amish Buggy in an Alleged Hit-and-Run
BEAVER BELLY, Pennsylvania â€" (Satire News) - Police are investigating a reported incident involving a one-horse Amish buggy and a Kia Sorento. According to an eye-witness, the Kia Sorento cut in front of the one-horse buggy, and the Amish driver t…WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) - Representatives for ASCAP have just announced that President Trump’s campaign has just been fined $2 million for not securing the rights to use Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah†at the RNC White House closing festiv…
President Obama Tells President Trump He’ll Bet Him $1 Million That He’ll Lose the Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) - In late breaking news, President Trump has all but admitted that he will lose the November presidential election. The New York Times is reporting that President Obama called up President Trump, and he told him th…Meghan Markle Warned Melania Trump About Wearing That Green Screen Dress to the RNC Convention
HOLLYWOOD â€" (Celebrity Satire) - The former Duchess of Sussex, and now swimsuit model, Meghan Markle told TMZ that she warned the first lady about wearing the green screen dress at the White House convention. And now, hundreds of pundits are cover…Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Urge Their Fans to Vote Against Donald J. Trump
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma â€" (Satire News) - One of country music’s most popular couples recently recorded a political public service announcement. Blake and Gwen spoke with a Channel 96 Eye Spectator News reporter, and asked their millions and millions…Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space
Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space I’m a shape-shifting reptilian As humanoid as you like I travelled here from outer space To track down David Icke I’ll drink your blood, I’ll eat your flesh Like the carnivore I am I’m pa…Donald Trump sat there in his log cabin, contemplating what had just happened. He had laughed at Kim Jong Un's hairstyle and kicked-off a war to end all wars. HE WAS THE LAST MAN ALIVE ON EARTH… Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Who…
Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy
After his disastrous holiday trip to the Greek island of Mykonos last week, it was 'back to the grind' for the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire today, but there was more bad news awaiting him when he arrived at Old Trafford for tr…Pssst, Folks Trump Is The Chaos
While yelling that he, Donald Trump, would bring law and order back to America, and rebuking the CHAOS caused by Democrat scum, Donald Trump and his followers fail to see that Trump, himself, is the CHAOS, and that Democrats have not been in office f…NEW YORK â€" The US Social Security Administration released the top names selected for newborns in 2019. The list includes some surprising newcomers. For males, the top names were: 1) Oxnard 2) Langston 3) Egbert 4) Aloysius 5) Cletus 6) Ezekie…
Desperate to win another four years of spewing lies and baloney onto the general public, Donald Trump has decided the only option is to become a Democrat. "I never liked Republicans anyway," he shouted at journalists. "D is for Donald and Democrat, T…
Teacher Livid as his special pen goes missing
Teacher Gary Worthington is livid that, on his first day back in the classroom, he has lost his special pen. 'It is the one I used for marking for all of these years,' whined the bespectacled, bearded 47-year-old. 'I know that I could just go down…Liberal Democrats realise that they were only ever Menswear, or Herman's Hermits
New Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey has been looking at where his party stands in the pantheon. 'If you imagine that, back in the 1960s, the Conservatives were the Rolling Stones, Labour were the Beatles, and the Liberal Democrats were Herman's H…Is there a party like an S-Club party?
Scientists in fictional hamlet Chutney on the Fritz have decided that, although there may be no party like an S Club Party, most parties are actually very similar. Scientist Brick Roof told us: 'Yes, ever since the idea was posited to us, we have…Donald Trump Thinks Nobel Peace Prize Is Rigged Against Him
This article is the latest chapter in the delusional White House tenet, Donald Trump. He got into the White House after being shoe-horned in by Vladimir Putin, and now he behaves as though he is the proper resident. Not so, McGee. Today, Donald…'Mutant' exam results baffle students…and Education Minister
British A-level students are licking their wounds after the 'mutant algorithm', as Boris Johnson put it, has made a complete mess of results and allocations to further education institutes. Universities up and down the country were up in arms, while…Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…Stock Wizard Warren Puffitt All Puffed Up
Omaha, Nebraska. Woof Blister with a SOB story for Spoof On Business. Financial guru Warren Puffitt, the other Omaha stock genius, was all puffed up today, as he recalled the prediction he made for The Spoof two months ago to this reporter. On June…Shopper Unsure About Woman's Name In Song
A man who was shopping in a market became confused when he heard a song being belted out from overhead loudspeakers, but couldn't accurately decipher the name of the woman the singer was singing about. Moys Kenwood, 57, was browsing around the cen…