Meghan Markle says Melania Trump's green dress was from Primark
Meghan Markle, the wife of Prince Harry, has become involved in a controversy after commenting that Melania Trump, the wife of President Donald Trump, wore a dress to the Republican Convention which she, herself, has seen for sale in the online cloth…The Coronavirus drags on with no end in sight, leaving many people at a loose end through not being able to go back to work, but for one man, the extra free time spent in the sunshine is very welcome, as he tops up his suntan. Ken Moyswood, 57, ha…
Baby Still Hasn't Stopped Crying
A baby boy born in early July, who started as he meant to go on, by bawling for all he was worth the moment he emerged into the open air, still hasn't stopped crying, even though it's now September. The tot, who was only just over 2 kilos in weigh…Writer claims spoof story is the most controversial ever written
A frequent contributor to an online satirical news website has claimed that a story he has wriiten could easily be described as 'The Most Controversial Spoof Story in History', in order to draw attention to it. The story in question was written fo…Trump Tries Out New Nickname For Biden?
Is Donald Trump trying out a new nickname for Joe Biden? When is Trump going to grow up and try doing his job at the White House? Or does he need his big sister to do that for him as well? Joe Shapiro? Thanks a lot! Did you spend all the money Tr…Scratching bums in public in India leads to a prison sentence!
(UNEDITED) There are many reasons for people requiring to scratch their 'rear-ends' in public. Uncomfortable underpants, nylon knickers, tangas, fleas, and the most notable cause is; inappropriate use of bog paper. Bog paper, if not used properly,…Dow Hits 29,000; "Will it Poof?" Asks Puffitt
Omaha, Nebraska. USA. Woof Blister with another SOB story - Spoof On Business. Only a week after the Dow came within 1,000 points of wiping out the 11,000-point pandemic bear market, the Dow today closed less than 500 points short of that goal. Coupl…Local bears have been shopping in local convenience stores and store managers are angry. They say the bears drive out all of their other customers, eat all their honey, and they only pay with cash, not to mention, they don't even wear masks! Many…
Luck be a lady tonight! The South Carolina Education Lottery drew the winning numbers of 2-2-2-2 and what do you know? - 1,400 people won! Over $3.5 million in winnings will be paid out to these guys. And to re-cap: last week's winning numbers wer…
President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin
KENOSHA, Wisconsin â€" (Satire News) - The President convoyed into Kenosha like he was General Patton marching in to liberate Casablanca during World War II. He was greeted by cheers and jeers, and lots of comments about his mama. Many waved U.S.TAMPA BAY â€" (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady, who can hardly wait for the NFL season to begin, stated that he was really excited to hear that the Buccaneers may be signing Usain Bolt â€" the world’s fastest man. Brady told ESPN-4 that he called up Bolt a…
President Trump Announces That the Protestors’ New Weapons of Choice are Now Cans of Goya Beans
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland â€" (Satire News) - The President was in Annapolis getting fitted for a brand new toupee, when he stopped to talk to a reporter with The Right Coast Revue. Tilapia Frisbee asked him when the hell he was going to release his damn…So Nancy Pelosi Didn’t Wear A Face Mask
The sky fell! Boom. Every Republican is pointing fingers at Nancy Pelosi because she didn’t wear a face mask while having her hair shampooed. Kind of impossible to wear a mask while your hair is being shampooed. Do you think she should have held…Trump in Yet Another Hot Mic Incident Says That There are Way Too Many Blacks in Sports
DOVER, Delaware â€" (Sports Satire) - President Trump was in Joe Biden territory speaking to a group of supporters that one Dover deputy estimated to be about 36 individuals. The President said he wanted to clear up the matter, where, earlier in the…Man Had Bitten Off More Than He Could Chew
We've all heard it said many times before - the somewhat admonishing phrase "you've bitten off more than you can chew!" - and that was exactly the case for one man at the weekend when he bit off more than he could chew. The man in question was non…Oatmeal Successfully Brainwashes Another Generation
A mushy pile of milled oat grains has somehow convinced another generation of Americans that it is a viable breakfast option. A recent study conducted at the University of Pennsylvania has revealed that teens and young adults enjoy eating oatmeal…President Trump Tells a Group of High School Students They Don’t Have to Wear Their COVID-19 Masks
TARANTULA FALLS, Rhode Island â€" (Satire News) - The 45th president and his top adviser, Ivanka Trump, traveled to Tarantula Falls, Rhode Island, to speak before an assembly of students at Mrs. Paul Revere High School. Trump told the 147 students n…"Dithering is my strongest trait" claims UK PM, BOJO!
(UNEDITED) "I would never have hacked it into Nr 10 unless I was a huge ditherer, bringing confusion, chaos, and not letting people know what I actually mean; it's my strongest characteristic, or not, or yes!" BOJO recently divulged to Jaggedone in a…A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…
Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Becot
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Emile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Becot…Urination vehicles have not been seen in Manchester since the 1950s. In those days it was the rarity of toilets that meant many locals were happy to literally "spend a penny" to take a pee in one. Yet now, with coronavirus ravaging parts of the No…
Woman Can Paint Pictures Without Even Looking At Them
Art critics have been astounded by the discovery of an amazing new talent in the world of painting, a woman who produces stunningly beautiful pictures without even bothering to look at what she is doing! Caprice de la Vienetta, who is Italian, cre…Tiffany Trump Addresses the Rumors That She Will Be Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - President Trump’s second daughter was asked by Entertainment Tonight about the latest rumors coming out of the 24-hour rumor mills. Tiffany was asked if it was true that Fox News is seriously considering having her…LONG ISLAND, New York â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Back in April, Major League Baseball hired an investigating firm from Manhattan to conduct a secret investigation into all 30 MLB teams. CBS Sports is reporting that the firm, Kellogg, Fribble, & Quay,…
The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets
BOSTON â€" (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…HONG KONG â€" (Trivia News) - In a move that the civilized world is referring to as the epitome of a tit-for-tat game, China’s leader Xi Jinping has decided to rub tit-tatting in Trump’s face. The Chinese leader said that he has had it up to his ear…
Jury Required For Up-Skirt Pervert
Reading Crown Court have taken the unprecedented step of advertising for a 12-person jury to try a local man. Normally, if someone gets a jury summons in the post, they must respond within 7 days. You will be part of a jury of 12 people to decide…Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!
(UNEDITED) Professional footballers are renowned, sometimes, for their kindness and appreciation to others who cannot kick a ball as good as them. Christmas hospital visits, donating to kiddies charities, purchasing a Bentley or Rolls Royce weekly (t…Trump Clinks 3 Bottles Together, asks Biden to ‘Come out and play-ee-ay’
WASHINGTON â€" In a move designed to appeal to the 51 to 56-year-old demographic, Donald Trump appeared in the Rose Garden this morning with three empty beer bottles. He held them by sticking 3 fingers of his right hand into the bottle necks and then s…