President Trump Misunderstood The Message Of American History X
Experts analyzing President Donald Trump's tenure in the White House have come to the unanimous conclusion that the whole four years spent leading the country were an unprecedented presidential disaster. But everybody knows that. Even a blind m…Trump To Veto Gareth Bale Move
Just when Tottenham Hotspur fans thought it was safe to breathe again, and count Real Madrid's wantaway star, Gareth Bale, as one of their own, US president Donald Trump has put the skids under the deal, saying "it cannot happen". Bale, who played…Man Sees His Own Image In Diaper Full Of Shit
We've seen them all in the past, the images of Jesus in a privet, in a dollop of mashed potatoes, in a bowl of porridge, and in the background of someone's photo, but there was the crowning glory of these sightings this week, when a man saw his own i…(NOT EDITED) Hartlepool, UK, is a town parked on the North Sea coast which nobody has ever heard of apart from 'Hartlepool-ians'. However, last night the global tabloid press sent their reporters there, with drones, because it was reported a massive…
Burma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide
The government of Myanmar is earning positive recognition from human rights activists and the United Nations for its humane and cruelty free genocide of the Rohingya people. It’s not just for how they are treating minority groups chosen to be liquida…The Coronavirus lockdown, which started in March, is known to be having a significant effect on people's mental health, as we all get rather too irritable, but one man has become so terminally disillusioned with things, that he's really let himself g…
Noodle Shop Woman Aghast At Poor Aim Of Customers
The female owner of a local food eaterie which caters for Asian tastes has commented on the poor aim of many of her customers when attempting to toss refuse into the waste bin. The shop, which is open seven days per week, between the hours of mid…Biden-Harris to add dazzle to lackluster campaign
Political experts have suggested Democrats not only need to move “left,†there's an additional problem. The Biden-Harris candidacy seriously lacks the dazzle and noise of Trump's rallies. To some Democrats the Biden ticket is pallid and uninte…The GOP Veterans of The Vietnam War Federation Will Be Honoring President Trump For His Service
DETROIT â€" (Satire News) â€" A White House insider is reporting that President Trump is thrilled beyond belief that, after almost 50 years, he will finally receive the recognition that he deserves. Many Americans are not aware that Trump actually enl…Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says He’s Not Happy With Coach Bruce Arians
TAMPA BAY â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Future Hall of Famer Tom Brady has never been one to take criticism lightly. Some years ago, he got upset with Patriots Coach Bill Belichick, when the coach told him that he needed to stop cussing at his teammates in…Socialist Biden: I'll Nationalize Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Etc.
Wilmington, Delaware. Exclusive to The Spoof. Democratic candidate Joe Biden today admitted he's a socialist, and vowed to nationalize the biggest corporations in America by executive order the first day of his presidency. "If you think Trump went…The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better
DALLAS â€" (Sports Satire) â€" CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girlsâ€, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…President Trump Finally Releases the Results of His IQ Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump has finally released the results of his IQ test, after promising to do so for several months. He revealed the results on his favorite Fox News show "Fox & Friends". Trump was grinning from ear…At last, Big Ben is to finally get a £1 million facelift, and is to go digital just in time for the New Year celebrations. Visitors to London, who flock in their millions to see an enormous CLOCK, will be met with a far more up-to-date timepiece.
No Question: The NBA Playoffs are Rigged
How does one explain the LA Clippers, arguably the league’s most talented team, implosion in their series with the Denver Nuggets? The Clippers somehow managed to lose three straight games after taking a 3-1 lead in the best of seven series. The fina…"Scottish referees are to undergo jabs of sodium penothane before games, and at half-time. This should hopefully eradicate the myth that the SFA, Masonic Lodges and the Old Bhoys network have collaborated to favour the Old Firm," a FIFA spokesperson…
Drone drops bombshell on Jaggedone's bald head!
(NOT EDITED) A spy drone buzzing over Jaggedone's secluded German residence, not The Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden, suddenly swooped, and dropped a bombshell wrapped in a vinegar stinking, 1980 Daily Mail, once a conservative spreadsheet, now a load…Man still hasn't decided on his creosote
Nigel Havering, from Chutney on the Fritz, has told no-one in particular that, although it is now mid-September, he is yet to decide on the shade and type of creosote that he needs for the shed. 'Yes,' Nigel told us, 'I know that I have left it ve…Man's Wife Treats Him To Four Chocolate Bombs
A man whose wife woke up in an inexplicably good mood this morning, before going to the market in the town, is in high spirits this evening, as he looks forward to tucking into the sweet treat that she bought him there. Moys Kenwood, 57, gave his…City of Leicester Traffic Enforcement Officer Hugh Khanparktheresir was transfixed when he found a man bent over and asleep in a city car park. "I was transfixed," he said, "and he wasn’t even in a disabled bay." The sleeper, Ivor Whiterose, said,…
Chris Grayling still hasn't bought a round in
Poster-boy for the word 'incompetent', and there is stiff competition, Chris Grayling still hasn't bought his round in, Dave from the pub can reveal. Despite having a job that pays him £100,000 a year for working a seven-hour week, the former Mini…BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick†Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…
Trump’s Secret Telephone Call To Barack Obama For Help
Stop the presses! Donald Trump made a desperate phone call to Barack Obama, asking for help. Nothing was going Trump’s way, particularly the Mexican wall. The wall wasn’t finished, and though he promised it would, Mexico hadn't paid a nickel for it.Jim Davidson Rants 'Make Politics More Interesting'
Former central-midfielder, striker and now right-winger, Jim Davidson, has taken an amazing swipe at our politicians by slamming MPs all over our great country. The England captain who reached legend status at Blackpool before moving to Coventry,…Rock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask
Mancunian rock legend Eamonn Docherty has revealed the reasons that he refuses to wear a face mask during the current Coronavirus pandemic. Docherty, who rose to fame in the 1990s with his band Watering Hole, has upset many by claiming that he is…Paul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win
According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…Beware Of A Donald Trump Vaccine
Beware of a Trump vaccine. You might end up with an extra ear or gain two hundred pounds. And who wants to wear a fat red tie to cover your belly for the rest of your life? Now, about the extra ear. Well, one can easily invest in earmuffs, which w…Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds…
A 95-year-old Dundonian has slammed American company McDonalds for selling 'McJeelyPeeces' in all of it's Scottish outlets. Peter Levein has vowed he'll take his fight to the highest court in the land, to stop what he sees as blatant commercialism…Jennifer Lopez Says She Loves Making Love, Music, and Money
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - J-Lo appeared on Kelly Clarkson’s talk show, and said that she and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, and their combined four kids, are doing fine sheltering-in-place in their luxurious Bronx mansion . Jennifer told Kel…Microbes on Venus claim 'No Intelligent Life on Earth'
After the recent announcement that chemicals in the atmosphere of Venus might signify the presence of life, we at The Spoof managed to launch a space mission to the planet, in order to interview our new alien neighbors. We didn't base this on an old…