Trump’s Secret Telephone Call To Barack Obama For Help
Stop the presses! Donald Trump made a desperate phone call to Barack Obama, asking for help. Nothing was going Trump’s way, particularly the Mexican wall. The wall wasn’t finished, and though he promised it would, Mexico hadn't paid a nickel for it.Spoof Site Owner To Try New Idea With Top Writers Chart
The owner of a forward-thinking satirical news website is toying with the idea of making a major change to the site's ranking system, which places writers in a chart showing who the most-read contributors are. He's thinking of turning it upside-do…Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality
We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…Peter Strzok: Patsy or Patriot? Patsy.
Former FBI agent Peter Strzok said on Wednesday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “Liveâ€, that history would see him and all the government agents that worked on the counterintelligence investigation into possible links between the Russian government and Trump…Trump Confesses He Can’t Win 2020 Election
Donald Trump has confessed that he can not win the 2020 election. At least, not honestly. So he condemned mail-in or absentee ballots, which are safe ways to avoid being exposed to the coronavirus. However, both leave a paper trail. Trump doesn't lik…President Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry â€" The Election is in the Bag
MOSCOW â€" (Satire News) - A very reliable source within the White House has stated that Russian President Vladimir Putin has informed President Trump not to worry about the upcoming election. The source said Putin assured the Trumpster that victory…Joe Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath†Harris, Joe Biden's running mate in the 2020 election, raised eyebrows on Monday evening after she accidentally touted economic plans under a "Harris administration." "A Harris administration, together with Joe B…UK crawls up US rear end and vanishes!
(NOT EDITED) A tiny island in the middle of nowhere has decided to beg its big brother, over there, somewhere, to suck it up, and make sure it disappears into the Atlantic Ocean determined to become a Stars and Stripes satellite state. Political m…Lionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona
BARCELONA â€" (Sports Satire) - Noticias Hispanicas is reporting that Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi, has commented that his next goal is to become the president of his motherland, Argentina. The superstar, stated that he misses the Argentinian P…NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell spoke with members of the sports media on the ongoing controversy regarding the kneeling issue. The commissioner wanted to point out that he has ruled that those players who want to…Pele Says Two of His Star Soccer Players Have Tested Positive For Performance-Enhancing Drugs
SAO PAULO, Brazil â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Amazon News is reporting that the president of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Pele, is very disappointed in two of his star players. Sao Paulo striker Galixico Saludos and goalkeeper Allegro Cabeza de Vaca ha…Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Has Laid A Bet That His Team Will Get To The Super Bowl
Tampa Bay, Fl - In a remarkable show of confidence in the ability and determination of his new football team, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback, Tom Brady, has bravely 'put his money where his mouth is', and placed a bet on the Buccs to reach Supe…Trump Announces Peace Accord With Seychelles and Mauritius
The White House, Washington D. C. Woof Blister with another SINful report for Spoof International News. Exclusive to The Spoof. President Donald J. Trump today, on the White House lawn, proudly announced a peace accord between two countries in Sout…Bob Woodward Has Painted His Fence
After the recent controversy surrounding the release of 'Rage', his book about President Donald Trump, Bob Woodward, the investigative journalist and best-selling author, has been taking a more leisurely approach to things, and last week, painted his…Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Rode Side-Saddle
BILLINGSGATE POST: Inexplicably, when Joe Biden called a woman a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier†at a campaign stop in New Hampshire in February, he may have not known the origin of this line. Biden’s spokesman said the line comes from a John Wayn…Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes
Arlington, Va - Reporter Bob Woodward announced, yesterday, that over eighteen minutes from his Trump White House tapes were erased. "I don't know what happened," tweeted Woodward. "I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. In fact, it w…Trump’s Coronavirus Vaccine Is Coming, Uh Huh, Like His Tax Returns
As a win-win tactic to cover up his failure at warning Americans back in January about the coronavirus, Donald Trump today announced that a vaccine would be ready as soon as election day, November 3, 2020. Maybe even sooner. Voters are supposed to…Two Disgruntled Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Throw Jerry Jones Under the Bus
DALLAS â€" (Sports Satire) â€" ESPN-4 is reporting that two veteran Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are extremely upset with the way owner Jerry Jones treats them. Melody Manzanita, 24, and Dolly Dally, 21, have filed charges against Jones, claiming that,…Amazon Mix-Up Sees Man Receive Hunting Rifle
A Hounslow man was shocked to find that, instead of the expected delivery of a Sony 60-inch television, he, instead, received a Steyr Mannlicher Pro Hunter rifle. Mike Illingdeer said, "I'd been looking forward to setting up a new telly at the end…Senate Rejects Bill to Bring Indoor Plumbing to Capitol Building
WASHINGTON â€" In a close vote, the US Senate has voted 51-49 not to move forward with HR 6006 that would have brought indoor plumbing to the Capitol Building. “The Republican Senate is getting tired of these radical left-wing proposals coming from…Parents Who Thought Their Son Had A Unique Name Disappointed To Find Out They Were Wrong
A couple who believed they had given their baby son a name that was unique throughout the entire world, have spoken about the disappointment they experienced when they found out they were wrong. Brian and Jackie Smith, from Kansas, already had a d…Biden Promises to Calm Hurricanes in His First Term
Speaking today from Wilmington Delaware, Presidential Candidate Joe Biden said, "Donald Trump's climate denial may not have caused these fires and record floods and record hurricanes, but if he gets a second term, these hellish events will continue t…Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicked off their season with a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints, but the controversy here was after the game, when the Buccs quarterback, Tom Brady, apologised for his poor performance, saying that his helmet was…President Trump Says That The Audio Tapes of Him Using the Dreaded “N†Word Are Fake
ENCHILADA LAKE, California â€" (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the president is literally foaming at the mouth at a recent report. Wikileaks has allegedly obtained several hours' worth of audio tapes, in which the self-proclaimed ‘le…German Aldi worker cracks smile and is sacked!
(NOT EDITED) International German giant supermarkets, Aldi and Lidl, have strict criteria about what their employees can do and must not do. One employee in one of their Berlin locations found out what it's like to break their regulations whilst sitt…Kate Gosselin Shocked at Ex-Husband Jon's Arrest
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania â€" (Satire News) - The original queen of TV’s reality shows is shocked at hearing of her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin’s arrest. The tall, svelte blonde who starred with Jon on the reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8,†cannot beli…Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Furious at the Referees Missed Calls, Files a $21 Million Lawsuit
DALLAS â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Jerry Jones was interviewed by a reporter with CBS Sports, and Jones told him his team should be 1-0, but instead they’re 0-1 due to lots of missed calls by the refs. Jones said that referee Nicky “Bubba†Biggaboro, 42,…NEW ORLEANS â€" (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady revealed after the game that he was trying to hurry every chance he got, as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers played against the New Orleans Saints in the "Big Easy". Brady admitted that he did not play his best ga…
Uncomfortable Silence In Police Station As Man Bellows "See You Next Tuesday!"
There was a 'tumbleweed moment' at a local police station yesterday, as a man being released from custody, and told to report back to the station next week, gave a cheery goodbye to the uniformed member of staff, telling him: "See you next Tuesday…