Camberwick Green Is Man's All-Time Favourite TV Show
A man who rarely comments on the subject of television has come out to confess that his all-time favourite TV show was, is, and probably will always be the BBC children's animated puppet show from the 1960s, 'Camberwick Green'. Moys Kenwood, 57, c…Conor McGregor Isn't That Hard, Says Lanky, Skinny Wretch
The former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, mixed martial arts fighter, Conor McGregor, isn't really that hard, according to a man who knows literally nothing about the subject. McGregor has just been very lucky, claims the man. "He…Trump’s Scuttling His Sinking White House
Donald Trump has scuttled his own White House. His ship of state is sinking, and he’s ankle-deep in water. To the rescue, Sheldon Adelson has thrown him a $75 million contribution to tow him back to safety and four more years. On the one hand, wi…Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk
The Coronavirus, COVID-19, has cast its shadow over normality again this evening, after the dangerous risk of spreading the virus put paid to the 2020 staging of one of the most eagerly-awaited events in the Japanese social calendar - the Bukkake Wor…The Nine Lives of a Very Stable Genius
Near the end of October of 2020, a small item appeared on the AP wire feed. Lady May, the yacht seized during the arrest of the former White House Strategist, Sloppy Steve, had been seconded to the White House as the new presidential yacht. The artic…Trump promises to perform a backflip if he wins election
In a rambling speech in Florida today, Donald Trump promised to perform a backflip if he wins the US election next month. His supporters cheered him on, causing the US president to babble on about the manoeuvre for almost an hour. "I could do it r…English professor fails 'O' Level English exam!
Nuances, idiosyncrasies, diverse meaning of many words, placing of commas, semi-colons, paragraphs, and full stops, within the wonderful English language requires years of university studies to gain complete command of this very difficult tool. Af…Idiots Celebrated Flood By Throwing Water At Motorists
Several days of almost-incessant heavy rain that resulted in a river bursting its banks and flooding the surrounding countryside would not be the cause for celebrations in too many places, but that's what one man found at the weekend, when he tried t…Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election
A leaked Democratic Party memo from Washington has revealed that, after he has been ousted from the White House as a result of the November 3 presidential election, Donald Trump is to be used as a trampoline in the celebrations that will follow. A…All communication to be disabled til after election
Under Denver Airport - Rooters News An anonymous source reports that all communications services will be shortly disabled to prevent dissemination of facts regarding the Biden family. The recent Twittering of Twitter was just a dry run. “The e…Trump Says Construction Will Begin Soon on His New Trump Tower Building in Downtown Moscow
INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania â€" (Satire News) - President Trump was thrilled to see so many supporters at his last Trump Campaign Hate Rally. He looked out at the crowd, which he estimated to be between one and two million, and gave them all a thumbs-…Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work
We have all, at some time or other, suffered the inconvenience of getting wet and having to change our clothing, but when one man and his wife got drenched in torrential rain yesterday, then drove into an underwater pothole and fell off their motorbi…Washington - At the Senate Confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett, Senate Republicans on the Judicial Committee praised the prospective Supreme Court judge after she indicated that she would be a totally fair judge who would apply the law withou…
Chrysler Says That It Will Be Dropping The Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo’s Racist Name
DETROIT â€" (Satire News) â€" After receiving hundreds of petitions containing millions of names, the Chrysler Corporation has agreed to change the name of their highly popular SUV, The Grand Jeep Cherokee Laredo. The SUV was originally developed in 1…John Lennon was once a spotty, young rebel rascal, and Jaggedone proves that here!
(NOT EDITED) To celebrate Lennon's 80th birthday, Jaggedone, sent one of his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star paparazzi reporters, Billy Bogrolll-Beetle, into the house where John grew up and guess what he found? The original lyrics of 'Imagine…Many in The Black Community Are Calling Rapper Ice Cube an Uncle Tom
CHICAGO â€" (Satire News) â€" Afro Sheen Magazine is reporting that many African-Americans are now turning their backs on rapper Ice Cube, and calling him an Uncle Tom. Others are saying that they are shocked that the black rapper has turned into just…Zombie-Owned Restaurants increasing in Popularity across the Country
Despite making up less than 1% of the American population, Zombies are one of the most unique ethnic minorities in the country due to their eccentric, albeit intriguing, lifestyle. One such area of cultural distinction is the rather interesting choic…Tab Drink And Donald Trump To Be Retired
After sixty years, Coca-Cola has announced plans to retire Tab, which was once its new diet soda, to trim Cola’s portfolio. Also retiring is Donald Trump, by voters of the United States, to regain the nation’s stature in the world, and trim the tu…Dr. Billingsgate Answers Letters Regarding Wampum Program
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is apparent that the "Blessings for Wampum Program" article has created a tempest in a tepee. Some of the letters on that and other subjects: "BIllingsgate speak with forked tongue. Medicine Man never sell blessings for wam…Motorcyclist Crashes After Riding Through Floodwater
A woman motorcyclist who was taking her husband to work during flooding caused by several days of torrential rain, suffered the misfortune of being thrown from the vehicle when an unseen pothole in the road almost swallowed it whole, and left the cou…The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy
LOS ANGELES â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Los Angeles Post-Gazette spoke with L.A. Galaxy star Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito. The 32-year-old expressed that he is very upset and unhappy with the teams (4-9-3) record. He noted that sale…White House rose garden replaced with bigit tree orchard
The latest update to the White House grounds comes compliments of the First Lady with strong encouragement from the President himself. Melania Trump had ordered the removal of the ornamental trees planted by Jackie Kennedy. The original plan was to…Girlfriend invents Boyfriend Stick
Local brainbox Lorraine Reid has come up with a great idea to get her boyfriend, Keith Smythe, out of the house for a while - the boyfriend stick. 'A girlfriend was telling me how much she liked throwing a stick for her dog in the park, and so I c…AUSTIN â€" (Satire News) â€" iRumors is reporting that Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued a proclamation prohibiting Nebraska Senator Bennie Sasse from ever setting foot in Texas. The senator from the “Creme-Style Corn State†has angered every man,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump recently sat down with Dr. Amerigo Tennyson, who is the chief scientist at NASA. Dr. Tennyson is the man who discovered the planet Covfefe on April 20, 2020. The doctor has scientific degrees…
Trump says, "Just The Other Day…"
“Just the other day,†starts Donald Trump, as though about to quote documentary evidence and give valuable proof to support his lying position. Caught in a corner, it’s an on-the-spot invention. Does anyone buy his "Just the other day…" Trum…Trump Says Wearing A Mask Makes Him Look Weak
Donald Trump, who already used the weak excuse of bone spurs to get out of the Vietnam draft, now claims that wearing a mask makes him, the same Donald Trump, look weak. Actually, not wearing a mask makes him look more stupid than weak. Think of…Biden Cites Sgt. Bilko And Blessings For Wampum Program As Inspiration
BILLINGSGATE POST: Among the most cherished political scam programs ever devised to line the pockets of family members of high ranking government officials is the “Blessings For Wampum Program.†This program, along with the pithy scams devised by th…Scientists Say That Lake Michigan Could Dry Up Completely in 8 Years
CHICAGO â€" (Satire News) â€" Environmental scientists have released a report stating that, due to climate change, Lake Michigan could be totally bone dry by 2028. The experts said that when that happens, the city of Chicago is going to find itself up…Halloween: Trick Or Treat To Be Replaced By Track Or Trace
Halloween, or All Hallows' Eve, is just around the corner again, but with the deadly Coronavirus still doing its dastardly work, changes to the normal Halloween format have had to be made. Perhaps the most impirtant change is an adaptation of the…