Coronavirus Mutation: All Animals To Be Annihilated
After the news from Germany that 207 mink farms have been infected with a new strain of Coronavirus, and the concern that the virus may mutate further in other animals, it's been revealed that ALL animals, everywhere, are to be eliminated from the fa…Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp
After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…A frequent contributor to a satirical news and parody website has claimed that the stories published on the pages of the site seem to be getting shorter and shorter and shorter - almost as if the writers couldn't really be bothered anymore. The wr…
This Is What Democracy Looks Like
Donald Trump is history, bad history, probably just a footnote in future history books. Best of all, Trump will no longer occupy the White House. Anyone who claims otherwise, suggesting fraudulent votes, future teams of lawyers, appeals to the Suprem…Kanye West Hints At Voting Fraud
As if the 2020 US presidential election hadn't already been controversial enough, there was fresh drama, late last night, when Kanye West suggested that there may have been something wrong with the voting process. West, who, official figures show,…Guy Who Said Philadelphia Was a Horrible Place Can't Believe That He's Not Winning the Vote There
Philadelphia, PA - President Donald Trump complained loudly, on Friday, that the voting in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and its two largest cities was going against him, and that there simply had to be fraud involved.. Trump has repeatedly bel…US Presidential Election Result To Be In By Christmas
As the counting of votes continues in the 2020 US presidential election, and the reputation of the process slides further and further into the mud, there was good news this afternoon, when it was announced that ALL results will definitely be in and c…How Trump Will Still Be Re-Elected
Republican HQ, Washington, D. C. Special to The Spoof. A tweet by President Donald Trump, shortly after 5 p m today, revealed his latest move to overturn the apparent Biden victory and give himself another four years in the White House. "We will d…Trump Claims He Owns Copy Of Bible ‘Signed By The Author’
President Donald Trump is said to have claimed he has an “original copy of the Bible signed by the author.†The President reportedly told a small group of religious advisors and a visiting White House tour group that he obtained the “first edition f…Man Is Uninterested In Presidential Election Result
A man who has no interest in, or understanding of, politics has revealed how uninterested he is in the outcome of the 2020 US presidential election being so closely contended by President Trump and his bitter rival, Sir Jose Biden. Moys Kenwood, 5…American media broken by apparent Biden victory
Massive layoffs are expected at CNN, MSNBC, Saturday Night Live and across the alphabet networks, as the realization sets in that without the manufactured scandals surrounding the four years of Donald Trump, the 24-hour propaganda platforms will have…Republicans desperately search for scientists to back "Alternate Counting Theory"
Republicans have very recently started discussing a new scientific theory that they feel would more accurately reflect the views of their constituents. During a meeting to discuss the ramifications of election results, a contingent of Republican Sen…Washington orchestra plays dirge to Trump on world’s smallest violins
As the Donald ranted and raved about fraud, and demanded that votes against him be discounted and votes for him should be doubled or even tripled, and a baffled American media attempted to rationalize his comments, the Washington DC orchestra hastily…Late sweep by US Postal Service credited with Mondale 2020 victory
The intensive late push by the US Postal Service to leave "no stone unturned" in their search for mail-in ballots is considered responsible for the surprise Walter Mondale victory in the 2020 American Presidential election. The effort by mail sort…Kanye West The Hip-Hop Artist Who Ran For President, Finally Concedes The Presidential Election
CHICAGO â€" (Satire News) â€" After waiting 48 hours, the music entertainer known by millions as West the Pest, has just announced in a Walmart parking lot, in Chicago, that he is conceding defeat in the presidential election. West, aka Mr. Kim Kardas…Trump Says: Throw Out Votes, Let the Supreme Court Decide Election
After losing the election, Donald Trump has announced he wants to eliminate all the votes cast and have the election decided instead by the Supreme Court. This is once again an example of Trump’s creative thinking, right up there with drinking C…Man Knew He Had A Big Shit Brewing, So Waited Until He Got To Work
The rumbling of one's back passage, culminating in a succession of loud, stinking farts, are often the sign that a large bowel movement is on its way, and when one man experienced the above, this morning, he decided to wait until he got to work to 'o…Plastic Visor Is Impeding Man's Vision
The Coronavirus has changed our perspective on life a great deal, what with having to take all kinds of precautions to limit its spread, but one man has complained that a plastic visor he has been asked to wear at work, is preventing him from being a…Taylor Swift Is Thrilled That Joe Biden Kicked President Donald Trump’s Fat Butt
BEVERLY HILLS â€" (Satire News) â€" iRumors says that there is perhaps no one in the USA happier that the President lost the election than Taylor Swift. iRumors then added, "except maybe for Robert Di Niro, Kathy Griffin, LeBron James, Jimmy Kimmel, G…Justin Bieber Says He’s Seen The Light as He Announces He Will Be Recording a Gospel Album
MEMPHIS â€" (Satire News) â€" Justin Bieber recently admitted to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that he has had more ups and downs in his short life than a pogo stick. The Canadian-born singer, who has had his problems with alcohol, cocaine, marijuana,…LAS VEGAS â€" (Sports Satire) - Sin City sports bookies all agree that the Cowboys, who are 2-5, have about as much of a chance of defeating the 7-0 Pittsburgh Steelers as a duck has of winning the Kentucky Derby. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked…
A Little 7-Year-Old Girl In Peru Has a Collection of over 9,000 Tom Brady Football Trading Cards
LLAMAVILLE, Peru â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Little Fabiola Pampana is only seven years old, but she has what is believed to be the largest collection of Tom Brady football trading cards in the world, numbering over 9,000. Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Ball…Trump Jr Calls for "Total War" Over Rigged Election
Trump Election HQ, Washington, DC - A SOURful Woof Blister reporting for Spoof On Unverified Rumors. Donald Trump Jr, echoing his father's fear that the presidential election had been rigged, tweeted, late today, that his father should "go to total…Sleepy Joe Biden Celebrates Election Victory With A Snooze
It might not have been the most ecstatic way to have celebrated a presidential election victory, but Joe Biden knows what he likes, and the new US president took it all in his stride, waved away delirious Democrat party revellers, and settled down in…WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" According to the Vox Populi News Agency, Trump says that every vote that was cast in California and New York state will be nullified. He stated that he has personally investigated the situation, and found that vo…
Losing The Election, Trump Screams “Stop The Vote Count!â€
Losing the election, Trump is screaming, “Stop the vote count!†Who could have guessed? Guessed what? That Donald Trump would protest the vote count when he sees he is losing. Trump is sending his supporters, who don’t appear to have stead…TALLAHASSEE, Florida â€" (Satire News) â€" The iRumors News Agency has found out that 2.9 million of the votes cast for Trump in the Plywood State were cast by Cubans, who are living in the United States illegally. The agency stated that most of the i…
Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him
The state of Pennsylvania, home of the Amish and birthplace of the pencil, was in the news today as it proved to be a crucial battleground in the US election. President Trump was ahead in early voting, but as early ballots and mail-in votes came in -…Russian Hookers Hope To Pee On Sleepy Joe’s Bed
BILLINGSGATE POST: As part of the transition between administrations, if Biden should win the presidency, Irma and Irina (last names redacted), a Russian hooker tag team, hope to be invited to pee on Sleepy Joe Biden’s bed; a tradition that started…The Coronavirus Hits The Cast of The Young and the Restless
NEW YORK CITY â€" Production has temporarily been suspended on daytime TV's top-rated soap opera, “The Young and the Restlessâ€. iRumors reports that two stars, Romulus Oxnard and Pansy Voxatoria, who play married couple Quiller and Skyler Lollygag,…