Marcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign
Marcus Rashford, the Manchester United and England striker who has done so much for hungry children by petitioning the government for free school meals during the lockdown, has "put his money where his mouth is", and has vowed to donate 90% of his sa…Man Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage
A man who watched an old video clip of the BBC's Graham Norton TV show with guests Mark Ruffalo, John Bishop, Rufus Wainwright, and female rapper Nicki Minaj, has said he was a little taken aback by the singer's cleavage. Moys Kenwood, 57, and old…Voter Fraud: “Project Quasimodo†Used To Bamboozle Voting Count
BILLINGSGATE POST: Detrick “Dirty Trick†Detwiler, an undercover agent hired by Trump attorney, Rudy Giuliani, to investigate voter fraud in Philadelphia, revealed that he had broken the code of an underground voter clearance site, nicknamed “Projec…Trump's Election Defeat Was Inevitable, Claims Political Ignoramus
As the dust settled on yet another exciting instalment in US political history, a man who knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about the subject has said that Joe Biden's victory and Donald Trump's defeat in the presidential election were "inevitable"…The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name
SAN FRANCISCO â€" (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…“Not my president†lyrics and staging set-ups available at Amazon dot com and Walmart
With mainstream media calling the election for Mr. Biden, new marketing opportunities have immediately emerged. A day ago that same MSM press was speaking of “the incredible shrinking electoral count†as various states reported shenanigans, with B…Police Issue Arrest Warrant For Evil Man
Police in Washington, DC have announced that they are keen to interview an individual in connection with tax evasion, fraud, sexual assault, hate crimes, racist behavior, kidnapping and imprisoning children, and other offences likely to bring the goo…Are you a talented magician who is tired of performing at children's birthday parties? Do you want to put your skills to work as a public servant? If so, we want YOU to help count the vote at key election facilities in Georgia's upcoming US Senate ru…
Coronavirus Mutation: All Animals To Be Annihilated
After the news from Germany that 207 mink farms have been infected with a new strain of Coronavirus, and the concern that the virus may mutate further in other animals, it's been revealed that ALL animals, everywhere, are to be eliminated from the fa…Imagine being kicked out of the White House by 75,196,576 people. Now that is one serious eviction notice! Start your packing! What? No way! So Trump’s taking his rent-free, four-year renewal option to the U.S. Supreme Court. Somebody tell th…
Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp
After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…BROOKLYN â€" (Satire News) â€" America has spoken and voted to oust the meanest leader in the history of mankind including Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini. The Brooklyn Bridger-Times wrote that the X-rated Trump horror movie is finally over, and now t…
A frequent contributor to a satirical news and parody website has claimed that the stories published on the pages of the site seem to be getting shorter and shorter and shorter - almost as if the writers couldn't really be bothered anymore. The wr…
This Is What Democracy Looks Like
Donald Trump is history, bad history, probably just a footnote in future history books. Best of all, Trump will no longer occupy the White House. Anyone who claims otherwise, suggesting fraudulent votes, future teams of lawyers, appeals to the Suprem…Arby's Promises To Do Something About The Pigeon-Tasting Sandwiches
ATLANTA â€" (Satire News) â€" After an unfavorable critique in The Right Coast Revue, the Georgia-based sandwich giant, Arby's, has promised to do better. Arby’s spokesperson Poindexter F. Cypress stated that the allegations that some of Arby’s roast…NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) â€" Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Nicki Minaj is proud to announce the release of her latest album. The 37-year-old singer told 3T’s reporter Pico de Gallo that she worked on the album for 8 months, 2 weeks, and 13…
Guy Who Said Philadelphia Was a Horrible Place Can't Believe That He's Not Winning the Vote There
Philadelphia, PA - President Donald Trump complained loudly, on Friday, that the voting in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and its two largest cities was going against him, and that there simply had to be fraud involved.. Trump has repeatedly bel…Kanye West Hints At Voting Fraud
As if the 2020 US presidential election hadn't already been controversial enough, there was fresh drama, late last night, when Kanye West suggested that there may have been something wrong with the voting process. West, who, official figures show,…(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) â€" Vox Populi put it excellently when they said that Trump has turned out to be the worst president ever. They went on to say that he did absolutely nothing during his term but play golf about 8,000 times…
US Presidential Election Result To Be In By Christmas
As the counting of votes continues in the 2020 US presidential election, and the reputation of the process slides further and further into the mud, there was good news this afternoon, when it was announced that ALL results will definitely be in and c…The Coronavirus Hits The Cast of The Young and the Restless
NEW YORK CITY â€" Production has temporarily been suspended on daytime TV's top-rated soap opera, “The Young and the Restlessâ€. iRumors reports that two stars, Romulus Oxnard and Pansy Voxatoria, who play married couple Quiller and Skyler Lollygag,…Man Is Uninterested In Presidential Election Result
A man who has no interest in, or understanding of, politics has revealed how uninterested he is in the outcome of the 2020 US presidential election being so closely contended by President Trump and his bitter rival, Sir Jose Biden. Moys Kenwood, 5…How Trump Will Still Be Re-Elected
Republican HQ, Washington, D. C. Special to The Spoof. A tweet by President Donald Trump, shortly after 5 p m today, revealed his latest move to overturn the apparent Biden victory and give himself another four years in the White House. "We will d…Republicans desperately search for scientists to back "Alternate Counting Theory"
Republicans have very recently started discussing a new scientific theory that they feel would more accurately reflect the views of their constituents. During a meeting to discuss the ramifications of election results, a contingent of Republican Sen…Trump Claims He Owns Copy Of Bible ‘Signed By The Author’
President Donald Trump is said to have claimed he has an “original copy of the Bible signed by the author.†The President reportedly told a small group of religious advisors and a visiting White House tour group that he obtained the “first edition f…Kanye West The Hip-Hop Artist Who Ran For President, Finally Concedes The Presidential Election
CHICAGO â€" (Satire News) â€" After waiting 48 hours, the music entertainer known by millions as West the Pest, has just announced in a Walmart parking lot, in Chicago, that he is conceding defeat in the presidential election. West, aka Mr. Kim Kardas…American media broken by apparent Biden victory
Massive layoffs are expected at CNN, MSNBC, Saturday Night Live and across the alphabet networks, as the realization sets in that without the manufactured scandals surrounding the four years of Donald Trump, the 24-hour propaganda platforms will have…Washington orchestra plays dirge to Trump on world’s smallest violins
As the Donald ranted and raved about fraud, and demanded that votes against him be discounted and votes for him should be doubled or even tripled, and a baffled American media attempted to rationalize his comments, the Washington DC orchestra hastily…Trump Says: Throw Out Votes, Let the Supreme Court Decide Election
After losing the election, Donald Trump has announced he wants to eliminate all the votes cast and have the election decided instead by the Supreme Court. This is once again an example of Trump’s creative thinking, right up there with drinking C…Man Knew He Had A Big Shit Brewing, So Waited Until He Got To Work
The rumbling of one's back passage, culminating in a succession of loud, stinking farts, are often the sign that a large bowel movement is on its way, and when one man experienced the above, this morning, he decided to wait until he got to work to 'o…