Couple Find Giant Timepiece In Back Garden
The sight of a disturbed back garden is often the sign of unwanted nocturnal activity for many householders, but the strange discovery made by a couple in Bradford left them scratching their heads, after they found a giant timepiece in the middle of…Bucket Of Chicken Feathers Found Outside House
There was a surprise in store for one man this morning, when he went outside his property to have a look around, and found that some unknown person had left a bucket on the ground containing a quantity of chicken feathers. The black plastic bucket…The BBC has given me the best Christmas ever, exclaims man, sarcastically
Gary Johnson, the father of Tom and husband of Lorraine, has sarcastically claimed that the BBC has given him the best Christmas present it ever could. 'Look at this shite,' said Gary, reading from the internet. 'Another six years of Mrs Brown's B…Christmas 2020 cancelled! Not because of Corona! Virgin Mary has gone AWOL!
(NOT EDITED) Lovers of a global annual feast called Christmas, sponsored by Coca Cola, are going 'bananas' as Christian leaders have decided to cancel the 'mega-bash' this year. Other religious fraternities do not give a 'hoot' about this massive…Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma â€" (Satire News) â€" America’s number one country music couple, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay’s, Voodoo Dupree on their ranch in Oklahoma. The couple, who both appear as judges on “The Voiceâ€, s…A man who should probably know better at his age, has revealed how, during a motorbike ride to his place of employment this morning, he took aim with a child's plastic 'gun', and fired a tiny stone from it at a cow's behind, scoring a direct hit.
Kansas Refuses To Ban The Words Vagina & Penis
TOPEKA, Kansas â€" (Satire News) â€" An evangelical group calling itself The Anti-Democratic Crusaders, has been trying for the past four years to get the words vagina and penis, banned from public places in Iowa, such as nail salons, strip lounges, mass…'Singa along 'a Don' - Trump's new Christmas album 'the greatest ever', he says
And now this. The outgoing President and his team have recorded a host of revamped Christmas melodies and smashed into the Billboard charts at No. 1. Together with Melania, Rudy G., Kayleigh Mac and the Ivanka Clan, Donald has created an unforget…The San Antonio Spurs Want Kawhi Leonard Back Real Bad
SAN ANTONIO â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Word coming out of the Alamo City is that the San Antonio Spurs ownership has made it a top priority to do whatever they have to, to get super star NBA player Kawhi Leonard back. Leonard, who Michael Jordan and LeBr…The Party’s Over, Time For Trump To Go Home
Like a bad guest, Donald Trump is lingering on after the party is over and insisting it isn’t over, going to courts to try and keep the party going while demanding more food and drink. Some stragglers in the House and Senate want the gig and good tim…McDonalds Announces That Their Brand New McWow Burger Has 3 Amazing Ingredients
CHICAGO - (Business Satire) â€" The McDonalds Corporation is proud to announce their latest addition to their food menu. Sonora Cahoots, a reporter with BuzzFuzz, said she talked to the franchise’s head of new food menu items director, Suzi Tottytil…J. Christ, good lord, gee-whiz, the stars must be going upside-down crazy. They can’t keep up with Donald Trump! To have an honest and handsome physical specimen like Christopher Krebs fired the same month as Humpty-Dumpty William Barr is like th…
Man Used Mosquito Zapper To Good Effect
It's always good when a product which you'd thought unlikely to work well proves you wrong, and that was exactly what happened when one man used his Mosquito Zapper for the very first time tonight, slaughtering dozens of the creatures, and laughing a…Bangladeshi Woman Rescued After 17 Days Buried in Factory Rubble Told to “Get Back to Work!â€
Bangladeshi rescuers pulled a garment worker alive from the rubble of a factory building 17 days after its collapse, and immediately ordered her back to work. Referring to her time buried alive as “17 days unauthorized vacationâ€, the garment factory…The New NBA Season Kicked Off With Fireworks
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Christmas NBA season kicked off with a fabulous fireworks display in each home team’s parking lot. The world champion Los Angeles Lakers, who have had more of their players on the front of Wheaties cereal box…Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos
RENO, Nevada â€" (Satire News) â€" Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…Three Spirits planning to visit Jacob Rees Mogg
Following a recent outburst, attacking UNICEF for wanting to help a council in London, Edwardian ghost boy Jacob Rees-Mogg will be visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Yet To Come, even though they were planning t…Families of Politicians hoping that they will really stay away for Christmas
The beleaguered families of our politicians are hoping that, just for once, they will stick by what they are saying, and stay away this year. Nigel Farage's cousin said: 'Nigel's a bit of a knob, but he is our knob, you know. I can slag him off, b…News is reaching us from our worldwide news correspondent that a plate of fried beef which was served to a man by his wife as a treat at suppertime last night, was deemed to be "inedible" by the recipient, who didn't spare it with his criticism. M…
Jose Mourinho, The Special One, has got his mojo and handbag back and throws them at Klopp!
(NOT EDITED) Most UK footy tabloid reporters were worried the once-time so 'SPECIAL ONE' had completely 'lost it'! English football had become totally boring with nothing else to write about apart from the inept antics at Manchester United, Pogba, an…Washington - White House advisor, Steven Miller, after announcing that alternative elector slates were submitted from four battleground states to Congress, which he hoped would result in overturning the election of Joe Biden as President, and four…
Geoff Texas reveals his favourite Christmas country songs
Country artist Geoff Texas reveals exclusively to TheSpoof his all-time favourite Christmas country songs. The singer said, "We all enjoy carols like Happy Christmas To You, Like A Virgin or It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Jesus." "But Chris…Extraterrestrial Wombat Sighted Having Sex With Santa On Christmas Eve
BILLINGSGATE POST: Nonsense, you say. Perhaps you haven’t been following the news. After being swept under the rug for decades, sightings of mysterious extraterrestrial vehicles and their alien passengers are now commonplace; as universally accept…Dewey Defeats Truman (For Realz This Time!)
There's a famous photo from the 1948 U.S. election showing the re-elected President Truman holding up an inaccurate copy of the Chicago Daily Tribune proclaiming 'Dewey Defeats Truman'. And now the estate of the late Thomas E. Dewey wants to make…New Gosh Handsome Guy Fired In D.C.
Whew! There’s a new, gosh handsome guy in Washington, D.C. Actually, he’s been there a while, but just recently surfaced. Trump’s cronies were all overweight, pudding bellies who drew immediate suspicion when seen with their way, way younger 2nd or 3…Bike Shop Owner Was A Miserable Bastard
There were vociferous complaints and calls for a total boycott tonight, after a woman who had gone into a shop selling secondhand bicycles to ask for directions, was treated like muck by the owner, who was a right fucking turd. The incident happen…(NOT EDITED) Millions of UK shoppers jamming pedestrian shopping centres in the UK in Corona pandemic times are being asked why the fuck they are ignoring common sense regulations about social-distancing. Many Christmas shopping nutters just head…
German Herr "Locks-Down" his missus and family literally!
(NOT EDITED) A German court in Solingen has found Herr Fritz Fritsche guilty on more counts of locking down his family in two pandemic waves, one from March till June and the other from September till December! Fritz Fritsche, a local Waste Techni…MOSCOW â€" (Satire News) â€" Russia’s national news agency Comrade News, has expressed that President Putin is furious with Donald Trump, who he is calling the worst friggin president in the history of presidents. Vladimir Putin is really upset that T…
The 19th Season Finale Winner of “The Voice" Surprised Millions of Viewers
HOLLYWOOD â€" (Satire News) â€" Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, said that the finale of this year's “The Voice†was the best ever, and it surprised millions of the show's fans. The night’s first performer was 15-year-old Carter Rubin,…