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Man Fired 'Gun' At Cow's Arse

A man who should probably know better at his age, has revealed how, during a motorbike ride to his place of employment this morning, he took aim with a child's plastic 'gun', and fired a tiny stone from it at a cow's behind, scoring a direct hit.

Man Used Mosquito Zapper To Good Effect

It's always good when a product which you'd thought unlikely to work well proves you wrong, and that was exactly what happened when one man used his Mosquito Zapper for the very first time tonight, slaughtering dozens of the creatures, and laughing a…

Beef As Tough As Old Boots

News is reaching us from our worldwide news correspondent that a plate of fried beef which was served to a man by his wife as a treat at suppertime last night, was deemed to be "inedible" by the recipient, who didn't spare it with his criticism. M…

The New NBA Season Kicked Off With Fireworks

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Christmas NBA season kicked off with a fabulous fireworks display in each home team’s parking lot. The world champion Los Angeles Lakers, who have had more of their players on the front of Wheaties cereal box…

McDonalds Announces That Their Brand New McWow Burger Has 3 Amazing Ingredients

CHICAGO - (Business Satire) â€" The McDonalds Corporation is proud to announce their latest addition to their food menu. Sonora Cahoots, a reporter with BuzzFuzz, said she talked to the franchise’s head of new food menu items director, Suzi Tottytil…

Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

RENO, Nevada â€" (Satire News) â€" Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…

Geoff Texas reveals his favourite Christmas country songs

Country artist Geoff Texas reveals exclusively to TheSpoof his all-time favourite Christmas country songs. The singer said, "We all enjoy carols like Happy Christmas To You, Like A Virgin or It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Jesus." "But Chris…

New Gosh Handsome Guy Fired In D.C.

Whew! There’s a new, gosh handsome guy in Washington, D.C. Actually, he’s been there a while, but just recently surfaced. Trump’s cronies were all overweight, pudding bellies who drew immediate suspicion when seen with their way, way younger 2nd or 3…

Extraterrestrial Wombat Sighted Having Sex With Santa On Christmas Eve

BILLINGSGATE POST: Nonsense, you say. Perhaps you haven’t been following the news. After being swept under the rug for decades, sightings of mysterious extraterrestrial vehicles and their alien passengers are now commonplace; as universally accept…

Trump Advisor Steven Miller Declares the N.Y. Jets Undefeated After Submitting Alternate Scores to the NFL

Washington - White House advisor, Steven Miller, after announcing that alternative elector slates were submitted from four battleground states to Congress, which he hoped would result in overturning the election of Joe Biden as President, and four…

Bike Shop Owner Was A Miserable Bastard

There were vociferous complaints and calls for a total boycott tonight, after a woman who had gone into a shop selling secondhand bicycles to ask for directions, was treated like muck by the owner, who was a right fucking turd. The incident happen…

Dewey Defeats Truman (For Realz This Time!)

There's a famous photo from the 1948 U.S. election showing the re-elected President Truman holding up an inaccurate copy of the Chicago Daily Tribune proclaiming 'Dewey Defeats Truman'. And now the estate of the late Thomas E. Dewey wants to make…

German Herr "Locks-Down" his missus and family literally!

(NOT EDITED) A German court in Solingen has found Herr Fritz Fritsche guilty on more counts of locking down his family in two pandemic waves, one from March till June and the other from September till December! Fritz Fritsche, a local Waste Techni…

Christmas Shopping Madness in UK continues as punters ignore 2M signs! They're EU, not Brexit Imperial Britain!

(NOT EDITED) Millions of UK shoppers jamming pedestrian shopping centres in the UK in Corona pandemic times are being asked why the fuck they are ignoring common sense regulations about social-distancing. Many Christmas shopping nutters just head…

The 19th Season Finale Winner of “The Voice" Surprised Millions of Viewers

HOLLYWOOD â€" (Satire News) â€" Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, said that the finale of this year's “The Voice” was the best ever, and it surprised millions of the show's fans. The night’s first performer was 15-year-old Carter Rubin,…

COVID-19 Vaccine Has Side-Effect Of Turning Patients Into Zombies

The rapid roll-out of the Coronavirus vaccine has continued these last few days, with millions of people anxious to protect themselves before it is too late, but analysts in London are saying there appears to be a worrying side-effect to the drug.

Putin Says Trump Is a #Loser

MOSCOW â€" (Satire News) â€" Russia’s national news agency Comrade News, has expressed that President Putin is furious with Donald Trump, who he is calling the worst friggin president in the history of presidents. Vladimir Putin is really upset that T…

Science Over Clorox

Where the United States goes, the world follows. Three cheers for the world, because the world chose science over Clorox. Not that Clorox doesn’t have some value. Of course, it’s a great disinfectant, cleans out lots of stuff, but to drink it to kill…

Harry Maguire Says Premier League Wide Open This Year

Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has said that, despite his team's 'ordinary' start to the campaign, the Premier League is wide open this season, and practically anybody could end up being champions - except for Sheffield United,…

Brexit: Optimism Sprouts

British sprout-growers are bullish at the prospect of a no-deal Brexit. “As they’ll be able to get little else in the way of vegetables, what with tariffs and customs hold-ups at the ports, we’re going to be in the money,” said Terry Bull-Greenbu…

Trump makes his first anti-Presidential move

In breaking news, outgoing US president, Donald J. Trump, has hijacked the official presidential airliner, Air Force One, and has flown himself to an abandoned runway north of Seattle, Washington state. With the presidential election well and trul…

The Rats Are Abandoning The USS Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" The USS Trump didn’t hit an iceberg, but the rats are jumping ship by the dozens. Trump boasts that he fired Barr’s back-stabbing butt, but, truth be told, Barr told Trump to stick his lying ways up his ass, and…

Anal Butt Boxcar- The Hidden Deadly Trend

If you hear kids talking about ABB, they probably aren’t talking about the latest rap song or internet meme. ABB is slang for a deadly new pastime. Anal-Butt-Boxcar or ABB is the latest fashion. It all started in Eastern Europe, which might as we…

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Scores Touchdown

Everything comes to those who wait, and, for those patient Dallas Cowboys fans, their long wait certainly paid off yesterday with a 30-7 win against the Cincinnati Bengals, a win made even more satisfying after one of their cheerleaders scored one of…

Trump literally a turd that will not flush

It has been five weeks since the US election, and there is no doubt that Joe Biden won - unless you live in the deranged world of Donald Trump's pathetic ego. Geoff Ballcock studies presidential pipes, and spoke exclusively to TheSpoof with his an…

'Sour-Krauts' demand Sauerkraut is banned from German dictionary, they feel discriminated against!

(NOT EDITED) Delicious, healthy sauerkraut that rumbles up tummies, causes high-level flatulence, but has many properties which keep people healthy, has come under fire in Germany. Real 'Sour-Krauts' feel they are being discriminated against every…

Man In TV Debate Started Everything He Said With "So"

A spoken-word poet who was involved in a TV debate on the very sensitive topic of 'slavery' started every single comment he made by using the word 'So', much to one viewer's annoyance. George Mpanga, a poet from London, was one half of the debatee…

Trump Thinks He Has A Chance To Overturn The Election

Unable to recognize the numbers and entrenched in deniability, Donald Trump still thinks it ain’t over, and that he has a chance to win the 2020 election. Gosh, what will the neighbors think? When the furniture is out on the lawn, and his clothes…

Lil Wayne May Be Headed To The Big House

NEW ORLEANS â€" (Satire News) â€" According to BuzzFuzz, rapper Lil Wayne could very well be headed to prison, or the ‘Big House’ as rappers, hip-hoppers, and Broadway dancers refer to federal prisons. The lil rapper, who is 4-foot-9, and looks a litt…

Trump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News)- In a move that stunned even Trump sidekick, Lindsey Graham, the soon-to-be-not-president has fired his attorney general. GOPickly magazine is reporting that William Barr, (aka Chubby), who, for months and months,…