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Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Latin

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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Confession

I've done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.

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Dow Hits 29,000; "Will it Poof?" Ask Puffitt

Omaha, Nebraska. USA. Woof Blister with another SOB story - Spoof On Business. Only a week after the Dow came within 1,000 points of wiping out the 11,000-point pandemic bear market, the Dow today closed less than 500 points short of that goal. Coupl…

Baby Didn't Want To Be Born

A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…

Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Becot

A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Emile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Becot…

"Dithering is my strongest trait" claims UK PM, BOJO!

(UNEDITED) "I would never have hacked it into Nr 10 unless I was a huge ditherer, bringing confusion, chaos, and not letting people know what I actually mean; it's my strongest characteristic, or not, or yes!" BOJO recently divulged to Jaggedone in a…

President Trump Tells a Group of High School Students They Don’t Have to Wear Their COVID-19 Masks

TARANTULA FALLS, Rhode Island â€" (Satire News) - The 45th president and his top adviser, Ivanka Trump, traveled to Tarantula Falls, Rhode Island, to speak before an assembly of students at Mrs. Paul Revere High School. Trump told the 147 students n…

Tiffany Trump Addresses the Rumors That She Will Be Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - President Trump’s second daughter was asked by Entertainment Tonight about the latest rumors coming out of the 24-hour rumor mills. Tiffany was asked if it was true that Fox News is seriously considering having her…

Woman Can Paint Pictures Without Even Looking At Them

Art critics have been astounded by the discovery of an amazing new talent in the world of painting, a woman who produces stunningly beautiful pictures without even bothering to look at what she is doing! Caprice de la Vienetta, who is Italian, cre…

Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…

The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets

BOSTON â€" (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…

Major League Baseball Investigators Find That 29 of the 30 Teams Have Cheated at Least Once This Season

LONG ISLAND, New York â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Back in April, Major League Baseball hired an investigating firm from Manhattan to conduct a secret investigation into all 30 MLB teams. CBS Sports is reporting that the firm, Kellogg, Fribble, & Quay,…

Jury Required For Up-Skirt Pervert

Reading Crown Court have taken the unprecedented step of advertising for a 12-person jury to try a local man. Normally, if someone gets a jury summons in the post, they must respond within 7 days. You will be part of a jury of 12 people to decide…

So Nancy Pelosi Didn’t Wear A Face Mask

The sky fell! Boom. Every Republican is pointing fingers at Nancy Pelosi because she didn’t wear a face mask while having her hair shampooed. Kind of impossible to wear a mask while your hair is being shampooed. Do you think she should have held…

Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

(UNEDITED) Professional footballers are renowned, sometimes, for their kindness and appreciation to others who cannot kick a ball as good as them. Christmas hospital visits, donating to kiddies charities, purchasing a Bentley or Rolls Royce weekly (t…

China’s President Xi Jinping Says He's Had it with President Donald Trump and The Gloves are Coming Off

HONG KONG â€" (Trivia News) - In a move that the civilized world is referring to as the epitome of a tit-for-tat game, China’s leader Xi Jinping has decided to rub tit-tatting in Trump’s face. The Chinese leader said that he has had it up to his ear…

Trump Clinks 3 Bottles Together, asks Biden to ‘Come out and play-ee-ay’

WASHINGTON â€" In a move designed to appeal to the 51 to 56-year-old demographic, Donald Trump appeared in the Rose Garden this morning with three empty beer bottles. He held them by sticking 3 fingers of his right hand into the bottle necks and then s…

Man Attacked By Bird

A man who claimed he feared for his life, has told how he was rudely awoken this morning by the shrieking of a bird which was attempting to get into his house to attack him. In a scene reminiscent of those in Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds', a bird…

New equation proves existence of alien Steely Dan

First there was the Drake Equation, devised in 1961, which theorised the existence of alien civilisations, and now a New York scientist has gone one better by proving that the existence of an alien version of the 1970s jazz rock band Steely Dan is a…

Traces of the Coronavirus Are Found at AT&T Stadium, Home of the Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS â€" (Sports Satire) - Health inspectors with the Lone Star State Health Institute have reported that they found some traces of the Coronavirus in the kitchen of The Troy Aikman Barbecue Bar & Grill, located inside AT&T Stadium. Inspec…

Trump Tweet: "My Favorite Bible Story is When Jesus Drove Antifa Out of the Tabernacle. Awesome!"

Washington - President Donald Trump, fresh off his triumphant GOP Convention in which every single family member and their girlfriends endorsed him for President, relaxed Sunday with some well deserved golf, but not before getting on twitter to refle…

GOP Opposes Cancel Culture; Also Declares that Those With Different Opinions than Them "Hate America"

Washington - GOP Convention speeches, which included appearances by accomplished, insightful, and respected speakers such as Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump Jr. and girlfriend of Donald Trump Jr., focused the emergence of the "…

Caitlyn Jenner Has Been Elected President of The Pink Lives Matter Organization

LOS ANGELES â€" (Satire News) - The former Bruce Jenner, and now Caitlyn Jenner, has just been elected president of the Pink Lives Matter movement. Ms. Jenner beat out three other individuals who were vying for the job that will pay $900,000 a year,…

The Chicago Cubs Are Changing The Colors of Their Uniforms From Red, White, and Blue to Black and White in Honor of Black Lives Matter.

CHICAGO â€" (Sports Satire) - The Chicago Cubs organization has always had a pulse on the city located on Lake Michigan. ESPN-5 talked to Cubs manager David Ross at a local Red Lobster, and discussed his latest idea regarding the Black Lives Matter…

Coronavirus Could Be With Us Forever, Says Former Basil Brush Companion Roy North

The Coronavirus, Covid-19, which surfaced in the Chinese city of Wuhan earlier this year, is proving to be a formidable foe, may prove to be unvanquishable, and might be with us, amongst the human population forever. Boom! Boom! So says the actor…

Political Pundits Say The Double-Haters Will Vote For Joe Biden

CHICAGO â€" (Satire News) - The political clock is tick-tocking away, and it's just mere weeks before the presidential election arrives, and many say it can’t get here quick enough. Reuters is reporting that both campaigns are confident that each on…

Man Had Bitten Off More Than He Could Chew

We've all heard it said many times before - the somewhat admonishing phrase "you've bitten off more than you can chew!" - and that was exactly the case for one man at the weekend when he bit off more than he could chew. The man in question was non…

Miley Cyrus Recreates Her 2013 Wrecking Ball Video at the 2020 MTV Music Video Awards

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - According to several celebrity publications, pop icon Miley Cyrus ran away with the MTV Music Video Awards Show that was held in the Big Apple. Bam Bam Boom News reported that the former twerking queen hit it out of…

A Noted Meteorologist Says The California Wildfires are Being Fanned by the Coronavirus

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California â€" (Satire News) - One of the nation’s leading meteorologists has just announced that 89% of California’s wildfires are being fanned by the Coronavirus. Dr. Irving Ortega stated that, after a 16-week extensive study, he…

Drug Enforcement Agents Find 2,000 Pounds of Marijuana in Yankee Stadium

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…

Delia Smith Says Brexit Has Left A Bland Taste In Her Mouth

Celebrity cookstress Delia Smith might not be the most likely candidate to put people straight about the political issues of the day, but she's been speaking on the subject of Britain's exit from the European Union this week, and she might just make…

Lady Liberty to go nuclear

US Congress has just passed a bill enabling the Armed Forces of the United States to take possession of the Statue of Liberty in New York, and to convert it into a nuclear missile launching site. It is believed that the Army are looking at storing…

PokerNews Week in Review: Esfandiari Robbed in Las Vegas

Sarah Herring, Chad Holloway and Jeff Platt discuss the latest news in poker including Poker Players Championship victory, Dimitar Danchev in the $10K, Spraggy already scooping a WCOOP win, Bryan Piccioli leading the WSOP Main Event and Antonio Esfandiari robbed in his Las Vegas apartment for more than $1,000,000 including his Big One for One Drop Bracelet. Faraz Jaka joins the show to talk about his life and latest grind. [TimeStamps] 00:20 | The Return of Live Poker! 09:45 | GGPoker 10:30 | WSOP Online Bracelet Main Event with Bryan Piccioli in the chip lead 15:15 I $25K PPC Christian Rudolph 16:45 I Events 73-78 20:30 | Faraz Jaka Joins the show! 28:00 | Who he is living with in Mexico 34:34 | Antionio Esfandiari had $1,000,000 in cash, chips and other valuables stolen 41:00 | WCOOP Updates including Spraggy victory 44:15 | Dmitar Danchev Wins Event #2 Progressive KO Sunday Slam 46:00 | Run it Once 49:22 | Oddschecker



Natural8 2020 WSOP Online Performance of the Week: Chabra Notches 4th Top 10 Finish

Ajay "Ross_Geller" Chabra

Ajay "Ross_Geller" Chabra also broke through with his first bracelet win.



Flutter Directs PokerStars Out of China, Taiwan and Macau

Chinese players can no longer play on PokerStars.

Could Russia be the next to see the last of the red spade?



Benjamin Pollak Latest Player to Join Team partypoker

The former WSOP Main Event final tablist joins the likes of Roberto Romanello and Josip Simunic

Pollak will support partypoker's EU network ahead of this month's European POWERFEST



WCOOP 2020 Day 3: Geilich Leads High Roller; Deeb Misses Out on Glory

Ludovic Geilich

Here's what happened on Day 3 of the WCOOP 2020 at PokerStars.



Tony Dunst "Blown Away" by 2020 Online Poker Prize Pools; Praises WPT World Online Championships

Tony Dunst "Blown Away" by 2020 Online Poker Prize Pools; Praises WPT World Online Championships

Dunst says that the poker world is "very lucky" that the game is still there for us



Poker Couple Julie Cornelius & Darin Dobler to Run 156 Miles in the Sahara Desert

Poker Couple Julie Cornelius & Darin Dobler

The couple will participate in the Marathon Des Sables for charity.



RIO Legends Showdown: Holz Crushes Ayras to Grab Top Seed

Two have fallen, leaving four high-stakes poker competitors in Run It Once Legends Showdown.

Fedor Holz put an epic six-figure beating on Pauli Ayras.



Nascimento Continues to Lead GGMaster POY Race

GGMasters Player of the Year

Check out the current top 10 in the race to be the GGMasters Player of the Year.



Natural8 2020 WSOP Online Hands of the Week: One Outer in Three-Way All-In Pot

Craig Timmis

Craig Timmis also played a big hand in which his ace-high prevailed.



PokerNews Debate: Should Hendon Mob Be Including Online Results?

The Hendon Mob

Lyle Bateman & Chad Holloway offer differing opinions on the matter.



Win Your Mates' Money in Paddy Power Club Games

Paddy Power Club Games

Build your own tournaments at Paddy Power Poker and invite all your friends!



Three Promos to Watch: Bubble Bonus, UOS Slot, and the Summer Showdown

Three Promos to Watch

Which of these three promotions will you get your teeth into this week?



WCOOP 2020 Day 2: Danchev Scores $400K; Deeb Eyes Seventh Title

Dimitar Danchev wins WCOOP title

Danchev adds a WCOOP title to his 2013 PokerStars Caribbean Adventure Main Event win.



READ: Washingtonian Profiles the Dang Brothers

Hac Dang has left the poker world behind for restaurant life.

The Dangs remain fully committed to their restaurant portfolio.



Everything You Need to Know About PokerStars 2020 WCOOP

The 2020 World Championship of Online Poker (WCOOP) on PokerStars gets underway with the first of a 225-tournament schedule that runs until Wednesday, September 23rd. The festival comes with more than $80 million in guarantees, with Low, Medium and High buy-in tiers for each event. How to Qualify: 4 Main Ways 1. It's possible to win your way into the $10 million guaranteed $5,200 WCOOP Main Event for a single dollar thanks to the WCOOP Fast Track system. There are four steps in total and you can buy into any step, including Step 4. 2. $1.5 Million WCOOP Sweepstakes PokerStars is giving away three WCOOP Main Event seats every day from August 30 through September 20. All you need to do is opt-in to the WCOOP Sweepstakes in your challenges window then play at least one WCOOP tournament to win an entry to the day's giveaway. 3. Turn $4 into $5,200 in WCOOP SPINS SPINS are PokerStars' jackpot sit & go tournaments and the site has created two levels of WCOOP SPINS. The first only costs $4 to enter and pays out $8 cash or WCOOP tickets worth between $11 and $5,200. The still affordable $22 buy-in WCOOP SPINS payout either $44 or $55 cash, plus WCOOP tickets ranging from $109 to $5,200. 4. $100,000 Worth Of Tickets Being Given Away on Twitch f you link your PokerStars and Twitch account you're eligible for the $100,000 worth of WCOOP ticket giveaways beginning August 30. Check out More including the schedule here: https://www.pokernews.com/news/2020/08/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-wcoop-pokerstars-37855.htm



WCOOP 2020 Day 1: "Spraggy" Strikes Gold on Opening Night

Benjamin "Spraggy" Spragg

The PokerStars ambassador scored a victory and made another final table on WCOOP's first Sunday.



Three More WSOP Bracelet Winners Crowned on GGPoker

Gediminas Uselis

Trygve Leite, Gediminas Uselis, and Adnan Hacialioglu all won the coveted prize over the weekend.



Mark Collins Wins Second MSPT Title at Grand Falls Casino ($107,706)

Mark Collins Wins Second MSPT Title at Grand Falls ($107,706)

Players flocked to the casino, showing a big demand for live tournament poker despite the current pandemic.



Bryan "smbdySUCKme" Piccioli Leads 38 Players After WSOP Online Main Event Day 2

Bryan Piccioli

They'll return on Saturday, September 5 to play for the top prize of $3,904,686.



Mindcop – Alpha Demo

Mindcop is a beautifully animated, strange and humorous detective game where you analyse clues, interrogate witnesses and surf brainwaves to solve a grizzly murder.

In Mindcop you take on the role of a very unique homicide detective who can really get into the minds of those he interrogates. You can search for clues and question witnesses as in most detective games, but you also have … Read More



Artificer: Science of Magic – Beta Sign Up

Artificer: Science of Magic is a stylish hand-drawn Sci-Fi fantasy survival RPG which takes place in a strange alien planet where magic exists.

In Artificer: Science of Magic you follow the adventure of Raymond Everett, a science officer aboard a spaceship that crash landed on a hostile alien planet. The planet is a place where magic actually exists and it's inhabited by lots of strange … Read More



Loveland – Alpha Demo

Loveland is a very creepy and unsettling PS1 styled mystery horror game where you investigate a strange cult of frog worshiping rednecks at a trailer park.

Created for the Haunted PS1 Summer of Scream game jam, in Loveland you are a Detective who has been sent to investigate reports of cultish behaviour at a trailer park in Loveland, Ohio. When you get there you find … Read More



PsychoFlesh – Game Jam Build Download

PsychoFlesh is a freaky and disorientating retro styled first person horror game where you can walk on walls as you make your way through a giant living flesh monster with thousands of eyes.

Created for the Haunted PS1 Summer of Screams game jam, in PsychoFlesh you find yourself alone in a large fleshy structure with only a flaming torch to light your way. All the … Read More



Lab Rat – Beta Sign Up

Lab Rat is a satirical Sci-Fi puzzle game that blends sokoban-esque puzzles with lasers and a little pain as you complete tests for an inquisitive AI that is imprisoning you.

Currently in development by the co-creator of The Flame in the Flood and her a dev team (Chump Squad), Lab Rat is a sokoban-esque Sci-Fi puzzle game where you become a human lab rat for … Read More



Death Flush – Game Jam Build Download

Death Flush is a thoroughly ridiculous PS1 styled horror game that's a little like A Nightmare on Elm Street, but if Freddy was more into toilets than finger knives!

Created by Imposter Syndrome (creator of the excellent M.STAIN) for the Haunted PS1 Summer of Screams, Death Flush tells the story of a couple and who are terrorized by a freaky Freddy-esque psycho called … Read More



Polydeuces – Game Jam Build Download

Polydeuces is an atmospheric six degrees of freedom Sci-Fi horror game where you pilot a drone with a couple of mechanical arms that it uses it to grab objects and operate mechanisms.

Created for the Haunted PS1 Summer of Screams game jam, in Polydeuces you take control of a drone as it completes a series of objectives in a zero gravity environment. Your only form … Read More



Overloop – Beta Sign Up

Overloop is a darkly humorous pixel art puzzle platforming adventure where you sacrifice clones of yourself to aid your quest to overthrow a dystopian empire.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer when it was called Infinity Inc, Overloop is a puzzle platforming adventure where you can create clones of yourself and use them to solve problems. These problems come in many forms – such … Read More



Itorah – Alpha Demo

Itorah is a beautifully animated non-linear 2D action platforming adventure where you are the only human in a strange land that's infected by a black plague.

In Itorah you follow the adventure of a young woman who seems to be the last human left alive in a fantasy world full of strange creatures. You and your magical talking hammer will fight your way through the … Read More



30XX – Pre-Alpha Demo

30XX is a roguelite action platforming love letter to the classic Mega Man X games, with two playable characters, stackable upgrades and challenging procedurally generated levels with plenty of replayability.

Drawing inspiration from Mega Man X, Binding of Isaac, Enter the Gungeon and Dead Cells, 30XX is essentially a Mega Man game you can play forever. It's a roguelite action platformer with procedurally … Read More



Tunic – Alpha Demo

Tunic is a charming Zelda-esque action adventure where a cute little fox fights his way through a beautiful isometric world filled with ancient monsters.

There's very little information about the actual narrative of Tunic, but the demo build takes around 20 minutes to play through and follows a cute little fox as he awakens on a beach and fights his way through a … Read More



Bravery Network Online – Beta Demo

Bravery Network Online is a wonderfully weird comic book styled turn-based battle RPG where you manage a team of immortal fighters as they do battle in a competitive fighting league.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer during the closed Beta Sign Up, Bravery Network Online is a beautifully animated and delightfully strange turn-based tactical RPG set in a distant future where technology has made … Read More



Orbital Bullet – Alpha Demo

Orbital Bullet is a very fast paced roguelike action platformer where you blast your way through procedurally generated planets that wrap around like the levels in Resogun.

In Orbital Bullet you control a lone soldier as they blast their way through procedurally generated worlds populated by mechanical monsters. Each world is made up of a handful of 360° cylindrical levels that you can climb … Read More



Endling – Pre-Alpha Demo

Endling is a beautiful, touching and harrowing eco-conscious adventure where the last fox on Earth tries to raise her cubs and reach the only place left on Earth that mankind can't harm them.

In Endling you take on the role of a mother fox who tries to look after her four little fox cubs in a ruined world full of pollution, traps and humans who … Read More



Ghostrunner – Beta Sign Up

PC owners can now sign up to Beta test Ghostrunner – an adrenaline-fueled cyberpunk parkour action game where you use a monomolecular katana to slice your way through enemies.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer during the limited-time demo release, Ghostrunner is a stylish and uber-violent game that delivers a much more edgy (and more entertaining) take on Mirror's Edge's style open world … Read More



Observer: System Error – Beta Demo

Observer: System Error is a remastered definitive edition of the 2017 Observer cyberpunk horror game, starring Rutger Hauer as a neural police detective who hacks into dying peoples minds.

In Observer: System Error you follow the story of a neural police detective as he hunts down an elusive killer in a dystopian cyberpunk city. To aid your investigation you also have the ability to use … Read More



Cyanide & Happiness: Freakpocalypse – Beta Demo

Cyanide & Happiness: Freakpocalypse is a hilarious point and click adventure set within the Cyanide & Happiness universe, where a weird ginger haired school boy sets out to save the world.

Currently in development by Explosm (creators of Cyanide & Happiness) and Skeleton Crew Studios (creators of Grave Chase and Abobo's Big Adventure), Cyanide & Happiness: Freakpocalypse brings the Cyanide & Happiness brand … Read More



9 Monkeys of Shaolin – Alpha Demo

9 Monkeys of Shaolin is a side scrolling beat 'em up that draws inspiration from arcade classics and 70's kung fu movies as a Chinese fisherman sets out to avenge the death of his friends and family.

In 9 Monkeys of Shaolin you follow the story of Wei Cheng, a Chinese fisherman who returns home to find that pirates have raided his village and slaughtered … Read More



Chicken Police – Beta Demo

Chicken Police is a satirical buddy-cop film noir detective adventure that follows a couple of crime-fighting chickens as they get to the bottom of a case in a city full of anthropomorphic animals.

Currently in development by The Wild Gentlemen, Chicken Police blends visual novel and point and click adventure gameplay as two chickens attempt to crack a case in the city of Clawville. It's … Read More



Override 2: Super Mech League – Beta Sign Up (PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X, Switch & PC)

Override 2: Super Mech League is a high octane mech fighting game where up to four players face off against each other in stages from all around the world.

A sequel to the 2018's received Override: Mech City Brawl, Override 2: Super Mech League is 3D mech fighting game where players do battle in action packed mech-on-mech battles. Up to four players can play … Read More



Prodeus – Beta Sign Up

Prodeus brings modern visuals and buckets of blood to the classic 90's DOOM style run 'n gun first person shooter genre.

Drawing inspiration from classics like DOOM, Quake and Duke Nukem 3D, Prodeus is a reimagining of the classic 90's shooter that uses modern graphics to make for a much more brutal and visceral experience. It's a fast paced run 'n gun shooter … Read More



Safety Protocol – Student Game Download

Safety Protocol is a dark narrative-driven Sci-Fi adventure where you solve environmental puzzles as you make your way through a space station that's been the scene of a catastrophic incident.

Created by students at Futuregames Stockholm, in Safety Protocol you take on the role of a new crew-member on a distant space station. However, there's no welcome party when you get there – it seems … Read More



Vesper – Alpha Demo

Vesper is a beautiful Limbo-esque puzzle platforming adventure where a little android controls other robots as it makes its way through a fallen world filled with merciless machines.

In Vesper you take control of a little robot that has awakened in a world that's ruled by deadly robots. You have no real weapons, but you do have a handy Drive Gun that can harvest … Read More



Insula: Bounty Royale – Alpha Sign Up (Update)

Insula: Bounty Royale is a PvPvE multiplayer arena shooter with battle royale elements and plenty of high octane aerial acrobatics as you use customizable combat exosuits and mechanized battle robots to collect bounties a mysterious alien planet.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer back in 2018, in Insula: Bounty Royale you take on the role of a combat engineer who has awoken from stasis … Read More



Sword Slinger – Alpha Demo

Sword Slinger is a very clever little puzzle game where you program the actions of a magical sword to make it eliminate all the goblins on each level.

In Sword Slinger your aim is to use a sword to kill all the goblins on each level. However, you don't have direct control of the sword. Instead you program the actions it will take before the … Read More



Dwerve – Kickstarter Demo

Dwerve is an innovative Zelda inspired dungeon crawling action RPG with tower defense elements, where you use types of towers to fight the enemies you meet on your adventure!

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer during the closed Alpha sign ups, at first glance Dwerve looks a lot like a classic Zelda style action RPG adventure, complete with a charming fantasy world and beautifully … Read More



A Little to the Left – Game Jam Build Download

A Little to the Left is a fun little puzzle game with a touch of OCD, where you attempt to perfectly arrange everyday objects to cause you less anxiety.

Created for the GMTK Game Jam 2020, in each level of A Little to the Left you are presented with a selection of randomly arranged everyday objects and you must try to arrange them. This can … Read More



Insurmountable – Alpha Demo

Insurmountable is a tactical roguelike adventure where you fight the elements, rather than monsters, as you attempt to scale a huge snow-capped mountain.

In Insurmountable you take control of a mountain-climber who has been sent to climb the forbidden mountains to satiate Old Powers and save his village. At the start of the game you can choose from a loadout of useful items (a torch, … Read More



Sword Reverie – Alpha Sign Up (VR)

Sword Reverie is a VR action adventure where you step into the shoes of an Anime hero who has been summoned to a far away land to help save it from powerful elemental monsters.

Coming to Oculus Rift, HTC Vive and Windows Mixed Reality, Sword Reverie is a VR action adventure set in a vibrant Anime world. In the game you take on the role … Read More



Solace Dreams Remake – Alpha Download

Solace Dreams Remake is a mindblowing DOOM Total conversion mod that draws inspiration from Dark Souls and PS1 era survival horror games as you enter the nightmares of your classmates and try to save them.

A remake of the already insanely good Solace Dreams, the Solace Dreams Remake takes DOOM total conversion mods to a whole new level as a schoolgirl enters the uniquely … Read More



Nvidia's RTX 3070, 3080 and 3090 Priced, here are the official Prices on different Countries

A graphics card that can play 8K resolution at a smooth 60fps, this is what RTX 3090 can do with its latest ampere technology which utilize its 3-core (Shader, RT Core and Tensor Core).

During the NVIDIA's GeForce Special Event they revealed the first 3 graphics card for the 2nd generation of RTX. Surprisingly, these card are much cheaper and faster than its predecessor; RTX 3070 is priced at $499 (PHP 24,250) which is they said, faster than the RTX 2080 Ti, RTX 3080 is priced at $699 (PHP 33,970) which they said again "double the speed of RTX 2080 ti", and lastly, its RTX 3090 that can run your favorite video game on 8k display at 60fps.

Most of you probably want to know the official priced when it is landed here in the Philippines – but, unfortunately, there are no official priced yet for our country. To give you overview of what the prices look like, you can check prices from other countries that could be your basis on how the pricing looks like when it arrives in the Philippines. Here are the list of official prices from NVIDIA website.

Countries  Prices  Differences 
United States  RTX 3090
1,499 USD

RTX 3080 
699 USD

RTX 3070 
499 USD
 Based Price
Singapore  RTX 3090
2,365 SGD
(1,737 USD)

RTX 3080 
1,100 SGD
(808 USD)
 
RTX 3070
790 SGD
(580 USD)
RTX 3090
+238 USD

RTX 3080
+109 USD

RTX 3070
+81 USD 
India  RTX 3090
152,000 INR
(2,080 USD)

RTX 3080
71,000 INR 
(971 USD)

RTX 3070
51,000 INR 
(698 USD)
RTX 3090
+581 USD

RTX 3080 
+272 USD

RTX 3070 
+198 USD 
Taiwan  RTX 3090
46,900 TWD
(1,597 USD)

RTX 3080
21,900 TWD
(746 USD)

RTX 3070
15,900 TWD
(541 USD)
RTX 3090
+98 USD

RTX 3080 
+46 USD

RTX 3070 
+42 USD 
Japan  RTX 3090
229,800 YEN
(2,167 USD)

RTX 3080
109,800 YEN
(1,038 USD)

RTX 3070
79,980 YEN
(754 USD)
RTX 3090
+667 USD

RTX 3080 
+336 USD

RTX 3070 
+255 USD 
France  

Italia  

Spain  

Netherlands 
RTX 3090
1,549,00 EUR
(1,843 USD)

RTX 3080
719,00 EUR
(855 USD)

RTX 3070
519,00 EUR
(617 USD)
RTX 3090
+345 USD

RTX 3080 
+157 USD

RTX 3070 
+118 USD 
Poland  RTX 3090
7,029 PLN
(1,907 USD)

RTX 3080
3,279 PLN
(889 USD)

RTX 3070
2,359 PLN 
(640 USD)
RTX 3090
+408 USD

RTX 3080 
+190 USD

RTX 3070 
+141 USD 
United Kingdom  RTX 3090
1,399 GBP
(1,871 USD)

RTX 3080 
649 GBP
(868 USD)

RTX 3070
469 GBP 
(627 USD)
RTX 3090
+372 USD

RTX 3080 
+169 USD

RTX 3070 
+128 USD 
Russia  RTX 3090
136,990 RUB
(1,858 USD)

RTX 3080
63,490 RUB
(861 USD)

RTX 3070 
45,490 RUB 
(617 USD)
RTX 3090
+361 USD

RTX 3080 
+163 USD

RTX 3070 
+118 USD 
Finland  RTX 3090
1,589 EUR
(1,890 USD)

RTX 3080
739 EUR
(879 USD)

RTX 3070 
529 EUR
(629 USD)
RTX 3090
+393 USD

RTX 3080 
+181 USD

RTX 3070 
+130 USD 
Canada  RTX 3090
1,499 USD

RTX 3080 
699 USD

RTX 3070 
499 USD 
No difference

The nearest country with the cheapest prices is so far in Taiwan at a difference of +46 USD (2,235 PHP) for RTX 3080. In average, there is +150 USD (7,500 PHP) differences on prices for RTX 3080 and it is somehow close to that price range when it is landed in the Philippines. Also to take note, this price is for the Founders Edition and prices for other brands (ASUS, MSI, GIGABYTE, ZOTAC, PALIT, etc..) may also different.

For full specification of these graphics cards, check it below.

GeForce RTX 3090

  • NVIDIA Cuda Cores: 10496
  • Boost Clock: 1.70 GHz
  • Memory Size: 24 GB GDDR6X
  • Memory Interface Width: 384-bit
  • Graphics Card Power: 350 W
  • Recommended System Power: 750 W
  • Power Connector: 2 x PCIe 8-pin

GeForce RTX 3080

  • NVIDIA Cuda Cores: 8704
  • Boost Clock: 1.71 GHz
  • Memory Size: 10 GB GDDR6X
  • Memory Interface Width: 320-bit
  • Graphics Card Power: 320 W
  • Recommended System Power: 750 W
  • Power Connector: 2 x PCIe 8-pin

GeForce RTX 3070

  • NVIDIA Cuda Cores: 5888
  • Boost Clock: 1.73 GHz
  • Memory Size: 8 GB GDDR6
  • Memory Interface Width: 256-bit
  • Graphics Card Power: 220 W
  • Recommended System Power: 650 W
  • Power Connector: 1 x PCIe 8-pin

All of the three cards has the following specification:

  • Ray Tracing Cores: 2nd gen
  • Tensor Cores: 3rd gen
  • NVIDIA Architecture: Ampere
  • NVIDIA Encoder: 7th gen
  • NVIDIA Decoder: 5th gen
  • VR Ready: Yes
  • Standard Display Connectors: HDMI 2.1, 3x DisplayPort 1.4a
  • Multi Monitor: 4
  • HDCP: 2.3

Black Desert Q&A with Executive Producer Jaehee Kim, New Class Hashashin and first Simultaneous Updates for PC & Mobile

Pearl Abyss has officially launched the new class for Black Desert SEA and Mobile, the new Hashashin Class. A surprising updates for all adventurers, as this is the very first time a new class will simultaneously to both platform of Black Desert for the mobile and PC. It gives us ideas and high hopes that the mobile counterpart will no longer left behind from getting new updates from the game.

We got a chance to get a Question and Answer with Pearl Abyss Executive Producer Jaehee Kim, it will give us some insights for the new Hashashin Class updates and future plans of Pearl Abyss for the Black Desert game. 

Questions & Answers with Executive Producer Jaehee Kim

Q1. This seems to be the first time that a new class has been updated simultaneously on PC and mobile. What motivated you to do that? 

Yes, it is. This is our first time attempting such an update, and could only be executed because we saw potential. It has been six years since the first launch of "Black Desert" in Korea, and more than two years have passed since the first release of "Black Desert Mobile" also in Korea. As a result, we have accumulated much more know-how regarding game service. We were in the middle of developing a new class for Black Desert when it was suggested having our mobile studios get involved in the development too. This ended up happening quite quickly. Using this opportunity as an experience, I would definitely like to make further simultaneous worldwide launches in the future. 

Q2. It must not have been easy for two different studios to simultaneously update new content. Were there any memorable episodes that you could share with us? 

Both the PC and mobile studios have a well-established process that can apply developments quickly. However, for global services, it takes a certain amount of added time to translate text into each country's native language. In particular, in the case of Hashashin, we prepared translations to apply to all platforms. It would have been difficult had it not been for the skill and dedication of our employees from various departments, such as the Localization Center, who have the know-how accumulated through localizing Black Desert and Black Desert Mobile over many years. I would like to take this opportunity to convey my gratitude to everyone. 

In the case of the mobile studios, this was a class that was completely unexpected. I know there was another class that they originally planned, but when we talked about Hashashin, the mobile studios were able to develop the class quickly and within schedule knowing that Hashashin was a better option for our users. I realized then just how much knowledge and experience we had accumulated. In addition, by sharing the concept with each other and creating it at the same time, different styles of the character emerged for each platform. 

Q3. What was the motivation behind creating the Hashashin class? The name 'Hashashin' itself means 'Assassin' and originates from Middle Eastern etymology.  

As Black Desert and Black Desert Mobile are serviced all over the world, it made us consider the i various cultures of the Adventurers we  come into contact with., As such, it was our Adventurers in Turkey & MENA that provided the initial inspiration for the conception of the Hashashin.

As a result, we were able to create a charming character that could appeal to users across the world. In addition to Turkey and MENA, we will strive to continue incorporating other diverse cultures in our own way to the world of Black Desert

Q4. We are also curious about Hashashin's skills. How difficult will it be to control this class? 

With Hashashin, we focused more on character management than character manipulation. For example, you can create special 'areas' to your benefit within a battlefield by means of his unique skills. For instance, the "Hourglass of Defiance" skill allows you to return to the desired point at any time, while "Hourglass of Death" and "Arid Assault" attack targets in the air. Although the difficulty level of controlling Hashashin is not particularly low, users who enjoy character management will have a new experience that they haven't had with any of the existing Black Desert classes before. 

Q5. What efforts are being made to ensure users continue to have a positive, long term experience with Black Desert? What are your plans for future operations and services?   

We are always thinking of ways to grow and settle new users into Black Desert, and this is something that we have begun paying even more attention to lately. As the number of streamers and YouTubers has increased recently, they are helping users to engage in creative activities by exerting a positive influence. In the case of North America, I am grateful that there are streamers to introduce the Black Desert IP alongside Black Desert console and mobile. 

For PC, stabilization is a top priority for everything from content to service. Since the service has been around for a long time, there is a lot of content, so our concern is to figure out how new content will be incorporated into existing content. 

Both Hashashin and the Season Server are providing a new experience for new and existing users alike. Since our intended goals have been well received, I would like to continue presenting various content based further on stabilization. 

Q6. As mentioned earlier, it's been quite a while since Black Desert was first released. What can you tell us about future, large-scale updates such as the Great Desert and the Great Ocean?    

We're always on the lookout for new updates that deliver on the needs of our users. The Great Desert and the Great Ocean are both good examples of this. 

Take the Great Ocean, for instance. It offers an opportunity for users to expand their reach across a wide area on a ship. But in addition to that, we also plan to introduce new features to take into account the various needs of our users across the globe, like the bartering system we added in the Great Ocean. 

We're also continuously improving our content through focused efforts to optimize and stabilize the game. Not to mention, we're still discussing ways to introduce new expansions to the world as well. Our team will continue to strive to ensure that all of our content satisfies the needs of our users. However, greater content diversity and the introduction of vast territories will require more attention to the optimization process, which is expected to increase lead time to development. However, we would never give up but continue our efforts to optimize content and introduce new territorial expansions to the game. 

Q7. Considering the latest development process of all studios, can we look forward to more cases like Hashashin in the future?  

Of course. The addition of Hashashin taught us that our organization was capable of so much more. Through Hashashin, we were able to simultaneously introduce content that had previously been released separately at the same time. This has not only allowed us to take on new ideas and challenges but also pushed us to challenge ourselves beyond our limits. I believe that one day, we will be able to add content to all platforms across the world at the same time. 

Q8. I heard Pearl Abyss' next-generation game engine will only be applied to its new titles. Will there be any improvements to Black Desert's engine? 

Black Desert's engine has been improved through optimization, performance and graphics improvement, and provision of various options. In particular, we worked on the Remastered version to provide quality differentiated from the existing one. 

Quality improvement is important, but considering that it is an MMORPG genre, a lot of attention should be paid to optimization. This is because the world of an MMORPG requires several new content updates. For example, there was an inquiry reporting a lag that occurred during every Siege War. Although we provided the server specifications, there were some areas that still needed improvement. Therefore, we are looking for a way to optimize the game more fundamentally and radically. 

Q9. How are you planning to direct the development of the Black Desert IP in the future? 

The Black Desert IP is an important asset for Pearl Abyss on all platforms, and is an asset that we will continue to expand. There is still room for improvement and it is our lifelong goal to keep fixing, improving, and providing great performance.  

We work hard every week, but sometimes certain issues take as longer to handle than expected. Nevertheless, we never give up. As we never give up, we are able to try new ideas little by little. In the future, we will continue to pursue new ideas while taking care of existing content. 

Q10. Last but not least, is there anything you would like to say to our Adventurers? 

Black Desert is a game IP that can be enjoyed through any platform, such as PC, mobile, and console thanks to the support of all our Adventurers around the world. I would really like to take this opportunity at this point to say thank you to our Adventurers for that. The Hashashin update allows us to reach a larger, more diverse userbase and enable both new and existing Adventurers to enjoy the same character on various platforms together. 

Our goal for the future is to provide entertainment while continuing to challenge ourselves with new ideas in a way that only Pearl Abyss can. Adventurers' feedback is very important for Pearl Abyss and Black Desert to achieve this goal. I would like to ask users to please continue giving us great opinions through our community page on the official website. We will continue striving to become a game and IP loved for a long time. 

The new class Hashashin is now available on Black Desert Mobile and Black Desert SEA PC version. You can also check below the gameplay first imprerssion and overview by Anders of the Hashashin Awakening.

To know more about this new class, head to www.seablackdesert.com/Intro/Hashashin_Update


Hashashin is the new Class in Black Desert SEA

Pearl Abyss announced last week with their upcoming new class for the Black Desert SEA game which will arrived on September 2, 2020. The new class Hashashin is now available to pre-create and can also get rewards while waiting for the official debut.

The 20th added new class in Black Desert SEA, it possesses a unique ability to manipulate sandstorms. Using the native Valencian god Aal power, Hashashin can teleport in any location using its sandstorm. For wiping out enemies, he can also summon it that can cause devastating damage.

Players can now pre-create Hashashin class in the game until September 2, and players will able to earn special rewards like pet (pearl item).

In addition, Autumn Season will also begin on September 2, as well as the Secret Quest Challenge which offers global ranking rewards per region.

For now, watch Hashashin teaser trailer below.


Ragnarok Mobile September 2020 Event (Freshman Celebration)

Ragnarok M Eternal Love official Facebook page has finally announced their upcoming event for the month of September. The theme for this month is titled "Freshman Celebration Events", where adventurer can complete 11 different events. 

Table of Contents

  1. Event Puzzle (Event 1)
  2. Pet Adventurers (Event 2)
  3. Racoon Pet Gift Pack (Event 3)
  4. Nerdy Teen's Trouble (Event 4)
  5. White Love Soaring Box (Event 5)
  6. Daily Vitality Gift Box (Event 6)
  7. Gem Tribute (Event 7)
  8. Entrance Exam (Event 8)
  9. Mysterious Merchant (Event 9)
  10. Freshman Orientation: Treasure Hunt (Event 10)
  11. Freshman Gift (Event 11)

They also announced that they have problem posting up a note from their page and could not post a lengthy overview for this month. With that, their post for the event doesn't look good.  

Schedule

For reference, you can check the summary list of event below.

Event Date Details
September 1 to October 1, 2020 Event Puzzle (Event 1)
Collect the 9 puzzle to get rewards.
September 1 to 17, 2020 Pet Adventures (Event 2)
New quest under Pet Adventure, the event-time-limited Prontera maps.

Open Marvelous Pet Bag from your bag inventory.
September 1 to 17, 2020 Raccoon Pet Gift Pack (Event 3)
Raccoon Pet Gift Pack is available at the BCC Shop.
September 3 to 24, 2020 Nerdy Teen's Trouble (Event 4)
Talk to the NPC Yannick at the Prontera Square to complete the 5-daily quest.
September 3 to 10, 2020 White Love Soaring Box (Event 5)
White Love Soaring Gift Box 1 and 2 are available for 15 BCC and 30 BCC respetively.
September 3 to 10, 2020 Daily Vitality Gift Box (Event 6)
Find secret item at the BCC shop (Recharge) for a red dot to purchase gift box for 1 Zeny.
September 10 to 17, 2020 Gem Tribute (Event 7)
Exchange various gem from the NPC Celebration GEm Exchange at Prontera Square.
September 17 to October 1, 2020 Entrance Exam (Event 8)
Participate in the Yannicks entrance exam, answering correctly will earn rewards, while wrong answer is half of the rewards.
September 17 to 24, 2020 Mysterious Merchant (Event 9)
Give Away is available at the "New Event", players can purchase various items and unlock different tiers.

Goal is to get Duke Gem (Mount) and Cute Bear (Headwear)
September 24 to October 1, 2020 Freshman Orientation: Treasure Hunt (Event 10)
Find the NPC Celebration Treasure Ambassador at the Prontera Square to participate in the treasure map.
September 24 to 1, 2020 Freshman Gift (Event 11)
New item available at the BCC shop, the Freshman Gift for 15 BCC.

Event 1: Event Puzzle

Starting September 1 to October 1, 2020, as usual there will be a puzzle event for the Freshman Celebration. You can find these puzzle pieces by clicking the New Event button on the top of the game screen and head to Puzzle. 

There will be 9 different puzzles to solve and every time you complete the number of puzzles, a reward will be unlocked: 

Puzzle Completed  Rewards 
Every Puzzle Pieces  1 x Mysterious Box 7.0 
3 Puzzle Pieces  2 x Gold Medal 2 x Smooth Rune Stone 
6 Puzzle Pieces  4 x Praying Card Pack 4 x Valkyrie's Gifts 
9 Puzzle Pieces  1 x Limited Edition Card Freshman Celebration 

Event 2: Pet Adventurers

Starting September 1 to 17, 2020, a new pet adventure event will be featured this month for the map of Prontera.

You can now open Pet's Adventure and Pet's labor with its new name Marvelous Pet Bag from your bag inventory. Use it to open the Pet Adventure.

The new event for Pet Adventure will rewards you the following:

  • Youth Vitality Gift Box
  • Random Pet Catching Item Gift Box
  • Freshman Celebration Coin
  • Random Boss Material Gift Box

Using recommend pet will also allow you to get Youth Vitality Giftbox. The rommended pets for this event is Raccoon Apprentice, Fairy and Succubus.

You can join participate in Prontera's Pet Adventure for three times a day. 

Youth Vitality Giftbox contains the following randomly: 

  • Mora Coins 
  • Oracle Dust 
  • Oracle Crystal 
  • Valkyrie's Gift 
  • Gold Medal 
  • Eden Coin 

Event 3: Racoon Pet Gift Pack

Starting September 1 to 17, 2020, a new item will be available at the BCC Shop. The Raccoon Pet Gift Pack which is available for 15 BCC. 

Opening this new gift pack contains the following: 

  • 20 x Freshman Celebration Coin 
  • 300 x Colourful Shells 
  • Get a chance to get additional Raccoon Apprentice Monster Egg 

Tips: Players can combine Raccoon Apprentice pet with Fairy pet to obtained Raccoon High Wizard pet. 

Raccoon Apprentice has the following skills.

Skill Description
Treasure Hunt Lv.1
Passive Skill
Increases the chance to gain rare chests in adventure by 1%
Labor: Cooking I Lv.7
Passive Skill
Increases working efficiency by 3.5% at the Cooking Center
Seeking Knowledge Lv.7
Passive Skill
Increase pet and master's intelligence by 7 points
Energetic Lv.10
Passive Skill
Increases pet and master's Max HP by 5%
Potion Mad Throw Lv.6
Active Skill
Inflict neutral Physical Damage of Atk * 480% on a single enemy unit with a 18% chance of freezing or stunning the target for 3 seconds.

Casting Range: 6.0 m
Skill CD: 5.0 sec

Event 4: Nerdy Teen's Trouble

Starting September 3 to 24, 2020, players can participate in a quest helping a Yannick who doesn't have a gf since his he started his college. It's his 4th year now and he will be graduating, you need to help him find a girlfriend before he graduates.  

But he has love at first sight on the gift who he first met during the Freshman Orientation; her name is Leona. Since Yannick is torpe, you need to help him get the heart of Leona in the game. 

There will be a total of 5 daily mission for this event, players need to go to the Prontera Square and talk to Yannick, players can accept the mission until September 17 and must complete the mission until September 24.

Completing each task will allow players to received Yannicks Thanks Giftbox, which contains one random item from following:

  • 1 x Smooth Rune Stones
  • 2 x Oracle Crystal
  • 2 x Gold Medal
  • 2 x Praying Card Pack
  • 1 x Glittering Rune Stones
  • 1 x Seed of Mastela
  • 1 x Dusty Rune Stone

Finishing all the 5-mission will allow players to get an exclusive headwear blue print All Pass

Item Details Preview

All Pass
Type: Headwear
Luk + 8
Dex + 8

Deposit Rewards: MaxHP +30
Unlock Rewards: M.Atk +3

The event can only participate with one account only. 

Event 5: White Love Soaring Box

Starting September 3 to 10, 2020, soaring boxes at the BCC shop will be in sale. 

  • White Love Soaring Gift Box 1 – 15 BCC 
  • White Love Soaring Gift Box 2 – 30 BCC 

Event 6: Daily Vitality Gift Box

Starting September 3 to 10, 2020, there will be secret sale in the BCC shop that you can purchase a giftbox for only 1 Zeny. Players who spot a red dot on the Recharge shop will able to buy the secret item for 1 Zeny. 

It is unknown when this red dot will appear or what time, so it will be better to check out Recharge from time to time. 

After successfully purchased, the red dot will no longer appear. 

Event 7: Gem Tribute

Starting September 10 to 17, 2020, players can donate gem to exchange for a limited item. You need to help Leona collect some specific gem. 

During the event, players need to go to the Prontera Square and talk to the donate gem NPC Celebration Gem Exchange.  

As usual, the gem requested each day will be different. Each player can donate one type of gem per day. 

Event 8: Entrance Exam

Starting September 17 to October 1, 2020, players can answer a quiz to get exciting rewards. You need to help Yannick take the entrance examination to impress Leona. 

During the event, players need to go to the Prontera Square and talk to the Quiz Creating Director NPC to start the quiz. 

Answering the quiz correctly, players get the following rewards: 

  • 2 x Youth Vitality Gift Box 
  • 40 x Freshman Celebration Coin 

If answered incorrectly, players will get half of the rewards: 

  • 1 x Youth Vitality Gift Box 
  • 20 x Fresman Celebration Coin 

Obtaining 20 pieces of Youth Vitality Gift Box will unlock the event-limited achievement and title "Youth Vitality". 

The Freshman Celebration Coins can be exchanged for the limited tail blueprint Universal Formula. 

Event 9: Mysterious Merchant

Starting September 17 to 24, 2020, there will be an quest under the New Event button on the top the screen, the Give Away which contains Mora coins and limited item.

From September 17 to 20, these items will be available for sale. 

Tier 1  Tier 2  Tier 3 

Mora Lucky Bag 

Contains the following: 
– 20 x Mora Coin 

Price: 400,000 Zeny 

Bear Mora Goody Bag 

Contains the following: 
– 100 x Mora Coin 
– Chance to get Cute Bear  

Price: 30 BCC  

(Purchase 5 x Tier 1 to unlock Tier 2) 

Ready-to-Burst Mora Goody Bag 
Contains the following: 
– 200 x Mora Coin  

Price: 2,000,000 Zeny  

(Purchase 30 x Tier 2 to unlock Tier 3)  

From September 21 to 24, these items will be available for sale. 

Tier 1  Tier 2  Tier 3 

Oracle Gift Box

Contains the following: 
– 5 x Oracle Dust 
– 5 x Oracle Crystal

Price: 400,000 Zeny 

Big Kitty Oracle Gift Box


Contains the following: 
– 25 x Oracle Dust 
– 25 x Oracle Crystal
– Chance to get Gem Duke  

Price: 30 BCC  

(Purchase 5 x Tier 1 to unlock Tier 2) 

Oracle Gift Box Unable to Shut

Contains the following: 
– 50 x Oracle Dust 
– 50 x Oracle Crystal  

Price: 2,000,000 Zeny  

(Purchase 30 x Tier 2 to unlock Tier 3)  

Here's how Cute Bear and Gem Duke looks like when you obtained them from Tier 2.

You can check all of their details stat and preview below.

Item Details Preview

Cute Bear [1]

Item Type: Headwear
All Attributes + 1
Dmg + 4%
M.Dmg + 4%

Carry my own scenic spot! Put on the Cute Bear and become a scenic spot yourself. Adventurers can take a photo of it with the camera feature to unlock the event spot Next Stop Happiness!

The event spot will automatically hidden once unlocked in the Adventure Handbook

Deposit Rewards: Atk + 6, M.Atk + 6

Duke Gem

Item Type: Mount
Move Spd + 25%

Unlock Rewards: Atk + 6, M.Atk + 6

Event 10: Freshman Orientation: Treasure Hunt

Starting September 24 to October 1, 2020, players can find the NPC Celebration Treasure Ambassador at the Prontera Square to participate this event. 

Each day, players will receive a treasure map. Once the quest is completed, players will get the following rewards: 

  • 1 x Youth Vitality Giftbox 
  • 20 x Freshman Celebration Coin 

Event 11: Freshman Gift

Starting September 24 to 1, 2020, a new item will be available at BCC Shop, the Freshman Gift which cost around 15 BCC. 

The gift cointains the following items: 

  • 4 x Oracle Dust 
  • 6 x Oracle Crystal 
  • 25% chance to get Commemorative Medal

Guardian Tales – an Adventure RPG Giveaway FREE x10 Summons Daily!

uardian Tales is an Adventure RPG game filled with exciting puzzles and hidden paths in each unique world! With hundreds of weapons and tons of heroes to collect, you can play with other Guardians in Raid or fight against each other in the Arena and Colosseum.

After the success of their Global Launch, Guardian Tales received a huge amount of praises and feedbacks! Guardians are sold to its challenging yet addicting puzzles and its entertaining storyline!

You can now download the game at Google Play and App Store at: https://bit.ly/GDTSPRPH01

And to make things more interesting, they have released a Summoning Event where players can summon for FREE 10 times every day! The event starts on 26 August and ends on Sunday 30 August, players can choose any Summon type they desire for free summoning, be it a Pick-Up banner or Normal Summon for Heroes and Weapons!

Guardian Tales has also released a story event: Once Upon a Time in Burywood where players will collect event points from the story stages and rifts and exchange them for rewards. Along with that, they also released a new character, Dragon Avatar Vishuvac, along with her exclusive weapon, Volcanic Horn! She can be obtained in Hero summons until 8 September!

Guardian Tales is also holding a community event – Rachel's Treasure Hunt, and will last until September 10. Find the treasure by voting your desired coordinates on the map and the most popular vote will be dug up! 5 random players will also get a bonus reward, how lucky! 

It's no fun to solo a journey! You can meet other Guardians in their Discord server and get the latest announcements of the game in their Facebook page!

See you there, Guardians!


Alodia Gosiengfiao is the new Ambassador for FoodPanda, check her gamer tips for a GG experience

As we spend more time at home because of the pandemic, more people are opting to stay at home and play video games to pass the time. Playing video games online with friends is also now possible because of many online games available in mobile, consoles or in PC, anyone can have a serious GG (Good game) experience with their family and friends without leaving their coaches. But to keep the game going, you need some lifesaver online app that will fill your hungry stomach while playing games without going outside.

Foodpanda, the leading on-demand delivery service in the Philippines has a new promo for everyone, the "Just a tap away" where they will be having an event promo that gives us gamers a 40% off on your favorite food from over 20,000 restaurants nationwide (valid for selected restaurants only). Together with this event, they also announced their new brand ambassador, the Cosplay Goddess and gaming-star Alodia Gosiengfiao, which will help us gamers make the best choice of food!

Alodia Gosiengfiao, the prominent female influencer in the gaming and cosplay scene in the Philippines, she will share some gamer tips and advice for us, "Have everything automated already– have your payment terms done all online so that in just a few clicks, you can get the food to you without bringing out your wallet. It's very convenient if you are in the middle of a game or stream. I really love how convenient foodpanda is because my orders arrive after a game or two during my stream.". Considering this convenience, this is ultimately everything she needs when the day calls for a good meal, fast. "Just also allot a certain number of hours and always be aware of how much time you spend on gaming. Make sure it wouldn't affect personal relationships negatively. Having a good balanced routine would be best", she added.

Are you hungry gamers? its time for you to open up your Food Panda app and check under Gamer Show features. Check out Alodia's favorite restaurants that you can order with just one tap away.


Tom and Jerry Chase Mobile Game Review

Have you ever thought on how Tom and Jerry feel as if you are in their shoes? If you have been a fan of watching Tom and Jerry classics on the television, it centers between the rivalry of these lovely characters; a cat named Tom and a mouse named Jerry. Tom is always the losing end when it comes with a fight with Jerry. In Tom and Jerry Chase, you will finally have a chance to help Tom as you'll be playing him in this game hunting Jerry and the rest of the mice gang. 

Tom and Jerry: Chase is a 1 vs 4 2-D platformer casual mobile game with the nostalgic feels of the original classic animated series. It was released last week August 21, 2020 and available to the Southeast Asia regions including the Philippines. The game was officially licensed under Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and brought to you by NetEase Games.

Gameplay

Play either as Tom or Jerry the mouse in a 10-minute battle, playing Tom is a little bit in a bully sometimes as you'll be up against 4 mice as your enemies. Your primary objective is to catch them one by one and place it on a fireworks to eliminate each of them and most importantly to stop the mice from getting the cheese to their hideout (mouse hole). Tom's advantage is he is faster to walk and have much higher life. On the other hand, playing as Jerry will allow you to pair with other 3 players, your main objective is to steal all of the cheese that are randomly spawned around the house and you need to push as many cheese as you can to the mouse hole. Once Jerry team succeeded a brick will open that will allow them to escape from the battle, but the last obstacle is you need to destroy the bricks to escape. 

It features a multiplayer, where you will be playing with other 4 players online either by a random pool or forming up your team with friends. The match making is pretty quick, in just a matter of seconds you'll be able to find a match as many players around SouthEast Asia are playing the game.

Each round, there is only one Tom in every game and the rest are of 4 players are the mice. The matched game includes a ranking leaderboard where players can showcase their scores and ranked level against other players. 

Before proceeding to the game match, you will undergo a 3 to 5-minutes training first as it will allow any beginners to familiarize the basics and expert tutorials for the game. Players can also do a Bot Practices, which we recommend before playing with other players or in the ranked mode. Under Test Courses are the basic course, advance course (unlock after reaching level 10) and expert course (unlock after reaching level 15). 

For players who wants to take basic or advanced course, they can finish tutorials which players will also receive a course certificate that contains rewards like coins and perk points which they can use in the game. 

For the game controls, it is just right, roaming around the house is a no problem. The controls use a joystick controls for strafing from left to right. In the right corner of the screen, the controls for jump, skills and other interaction are located – pretty much like controls from an MOBA or Battle Royale game. You can also choose 4 different skill keys which may suit you during the gameplay. These are composed of the following:  

  • Free Attack  
  • All-in-one  
  • Free Interaction  
  • Free mode  

Note: Key bindings can be changed in the Settings page at any time. 

Conclusion

Our final verdict for this game is Netease nailed everything, reviving this nostalgic animated TV series into a game is just a dream come true for every 90 kids from the visuals, characters the sounds are all on point.

It is also a on the go game as you can play each round for less than 10 minutes, best for busy people who can play during their breaktime. And as well as for gamers who want to have a new level of a challenging game or for casual gaming.

Tom and Jerry Chase is now available on Google Play for Android and App Store for iOS in Southeast Asia in the Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar, East Timor and Brunei. 

Follow them for updates and latest news at www.tomandjerrychaseasia.co.


How to Teleport (Fast Travel) in Microsoft Flight Simulator

Though the main objective of playing a Flight Simulator is to fly a plane from destination A to destination B like in real life. There are some players that are curious with the new Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020, because of its real-time world map showing your favorite localities in the game and exploring these places virtually. But it will take a lot of time to reach these destinations and could take days to travel every tourist spot you want to reach, this is where fast travel or teleports comes in.

This is a very useful features for content creators that want to showcase their area and actually create a video out of it.

Table of Contents

  1. Enable Developer Mode Tools
  2. How to Teleport or Fast Travel
  3. Controls for Slew Mode (Teleport)

In this guide, we will help you how to fast travel in Microsoft Flight Simulator and reach your destination in just a click away.

Enable Developer Mode Tools

First, you need to enable the developers tools in Microsoft Flight Simulator. This tool has lots of useful functions that can change the current environment of your flight, even changing your current plane.

To enable the Developer Tools, go to Options > General > Developers.

Then turn on the Developer Mode. After turning on, there should be a [DEV MODE] menu that will appear at the top of the screen.

How to Teleport or Fast Travel

First, you need a coordinates (latitude and longitude) of the destination that you want to teleport. You can get this via Google Map, just search the location, then right click at the map and click "What's here".

Then the coordinates will be displayed at the bottom, take note of the latitude and longitude of the location.

To teleport, at the Microsoft Flight Simulator Developer Tools menu, go to Windows > Teleport Window.

Make sure to check the "Slew Mode", this will pause the plane from flying, allowing you to manipulate the plane in any direction and altitude you want.

After that, enter the latitude and longitude of the location you wish to fast travel, then click the Go to LatLon button.

Your plane will automatically reach the destination. This time you can now manipulate your plane with the controls below.

Controls for Slew Mode (Teleport)

Since we've checked the slew mode, your plane will be automatically pause at the air allowing you for more controls.

In slew mode, you can reposition your plane from any position you want. Below are the list of controls that you can use to position your plane.

For computer (Keyboard keys)

  • F1 – to move downward
  • F4 – to move upward
  • NUM 4 – to strafe right
  • NUM 6 – to strafe left
  • NUM 8 – to move forward
  • NUM 2 – to move backward
  • NUM 0 – to pitch plane upward
  • F5 – pitch plane upward plus 7 degrees (angle)
  • F8 – pitch plane downward plus 7 degrees (angle)
  • NUM 7 – roll to left angle
  • NUM 9 – roll to right angle

That's it! Hope this guide will help you and learn how to easily reach your destination in an instant.


How to Take Off in Microsoft Flight Simulator

If this is your first time to fly a plane in Microsoft Flight Simulator, especially the new released 2020 version. There is a good chance that you have no idea on how to take a plane and might be confusing on what the instruction says during the take off training.

When you've tried the training 3 "Take-off & Level Flight" to learn how to take off, it seems the instruction didn't work and you have problem to taxi your plane to the runway. In case, I've increase the throttle speed and pitch the plane just to move it to the runway, but it is wrong.

In this guide, we will help you how to take off your plane the right way.

How to Taxi the plane to the Runway

The first objective is to taxi your plane in to the runway, you can achieve this by turning off your parking brakes.

In computer, this is by pressing the CTRL + NUM DEL from your keyboard. Note: Press the DEL button from the numeric keypad not the DEL button on the navigation keys (INS, HOME, PAGEUP, DEL, END, PAGE DWN) area. If you press in the navigation keys, it will not turn off the brake, this is where I was stuck and takes hours to figure out.

In XBOX One controller, to turn off the brake, just press Y or B.

In the cockpit, you can find the parking brake control just at the bottom left corner.

Once your parking breaks are now turn off, you are now ready to taxi your plane to the runway. To taxi your plane, slowly increase the throttle speed to 10 to 15. In keyboard its F3, while on XBOX One Controller its A or B.

This will allow you to move your plane forward, press the NUM 0 to turn to left and NUM Enter to turn to right and move to the center of the runway. In XBOX ONE Controller, control it with the analog LEFT RIGHT.

Once you're at the center, turn on your parking break again by pressing the CTRL + NUM DEL. In XBOX ONE Controller, pressing Y or B.

How to Take off your Plane

Now, since your plane is now at the center of the runway. You're now ready to take off.

To take off, first you need to turn off the parking brake by pressing CTRL + NUM DEL. In XBOX One controller, its Y or B. Then increase the throttle speed to the maximum speed at 100%.

This will move your plane forward, wait until you've reach 55 knots. When you reach it, slowly pitch by pressing NUM 2 until you successfully take off.

That's it guys! Hope this tutorial helps you learn how to take off your plane for the first time.


How to Use Throttle Lever in Microsoft Flight Simulator

In the flight training "Basic Controls & Camera", there is the portion in training that it is hard to figure out if it is your first time to fly a plane in Microsoft Flight Simulator, because there is indicator for what key to press for the instruction, it simply says "Use Throttle Lever, Decrease Throttle to cut engine power".

Looking for the right keys in the control will also take you time, so in this guide we will help you how to do it right.

How to Increase/Decrease Throttle in XBOX Controller

For XBOX One controller, simply press A and B to control the speed of your plane engine. A to increase, while B to decrease the throttle speed.

How to Increase/Decrease Throttle in Keyboard

To increase or decrease the throttle, simply press F2 and F3 from your keyboard. Pressing F3 will increase the Throttle putting more power to the engine, while pressing the F2 will decrease the engine power. However, pressing the F1 will automatically cut off the engine power to 0%.

In the cockpit view, you can also interact inside the cockpit, you'll notice a lever control for THROTTLE at the bottom center of the cockpit. Pressing and holding this lever will also increase/decrease the engine power. Pushing forward to increase, backward to decrease.

Alternatively, you may also use climb (NUM 8 from your keyboard) the decrease the speed of your engine and pitch (NUM 2 from your keyboard) to increase the the speed.

That's it guys! Hope this help you get started with flying at Microsoft Flight Simulator.