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Get a job: LTU is hiring an Assistant Professor of Game Design

We are looking for outstanding and potentially unconventional candidates for a tenure-track position at the rank of Assistant Professor in the Bachelor of Fine Arts in Game Design program. ...



The Game Awards' Future Class highlights 50 people shaping the future of the game industry

A new initiative from The Game Awards aims to highlight those making waves in the game industry and are helping to shape its "bright, bold and inclusive" future. ...



Best of 2020: Nintendo Switch Game Sales - The Three Biggest Misconceptions

The Nintendo Switch is still probably still the hottest console platform for small and medium-sized indies looking to launch on multiple platforms - but what are people getting wrong about it? ...



Revived Telltale isn't developing its next episodic game episode-by-episode

Telltale--that is, the group that revived the studio and some properties after its sudden closure a few years back--has shared a small update on the state of some of its products. ...



Blog: Integrating Joustus in Shovel Knight: King of Cards - Part 3

It†™s time for the final entry in our Joustus deep dive. In this lesson, we†™ll describe the vast metagame that we needed to develop while integrating Joustus in King of Cards. ...



Don't Miss: From The Witcher 3 to Cyberpunk - The evolution of CD Projekt's quest design

We caught up with the quest director of Cyberpunk 2077 to learn more about how his team has adapted to making content for a nonlinear RPG. ...



CD Projekt Red boasts 8 million preorders for Cyberpunk 2077

However we won't know exactly what sales look like for CD Projekt Red's latest until the Polish company's next financial report (or maybe a future celebratory tweet). ...



Zynga-owned Rollic acquires Onnect from dev Chef Game Studio for $6 million

Zynga subsidiary Rollic is now the owner of the matching game Onnect, following a $6 million deal with the casual game's developer Chef Game Studio. ...



Video: How embedded QA can improve games accessibility

In this 2017 GDC session, the BBC's Hannah Bunce discusses the issues raised in training a QA team to effectively test games accessibility in children's games. ...



Bad Robot Games' first in-house dev studio will create 'cross-medium' franchises

Bad Robot Games has established a new in-house development studio to create original properties for all platforms. ...



Control has surpassed 2 million sales 15 months after launch

Control has surpassed 2 million sales after 15 months on sale, according to the latest figures from developer Remedy Entertainment.  ...



How Watch Dogs: Legion's 'play as anyone' simulation works

In an exclusive interview with developers at Ubisoft Toronto, we discuss the challenges of making the Legion's 'Play as Anyone' simulation come to life. ...



Valve's latest Steam Labs experiment is an expansive discoverability overhaul

Valve is introducing new ways to browse Steam though a new experimental update that pledges to "increase the surface area" of the digital marketplace. ...



Blog: The not-so-secrets to success in the games industry

The game market continues to change and grow, and for today, I want to slow things down and talk about the three things that any developer needs to have to give their game the best chance at success. ...



Video: Simple and powerful animation compression

In this 2017 GDC talk, Eidos-Montreal's Nicholas Frechette explains how animation compression systems can evolve to match improving animation quality. ...



Met a girl at a party …

I met a girl at a party and she said, "Come outside and I'll show you a good time."So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.

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Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Latin

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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Man Thinks That All Things Are Relative

A man who thinks a lot has said that all the things we consider to be 'better' than other things are not really 'better', but merely 'different'. They appear to be better, but, to him, everything is the same. For example, claims Moys Kenwood, 57:…

Mouse Ran Over Sleeper's Arm

There's nothing as annoying as being rudely awakened in the middle of the night by some noise or other from outside in the street, but that wasn't the case for one man in the very early hours of this morning, when he was wrenched from his slumbers by…

Nietzsche Didn't Know What He Was On About, Claims Man

The 19th-Century German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche, is at the centre of a mild controversy tonight, after a man who attempted to read his book, 'Beyond Good and Evil', claimed that he hadn't got the faintest idea what he was talking about. T…

Liverpool Fans Left Anfield Early 'To Avoid Traffic'

It was a landmark moment at the weekend when fans were finally allowed back into football stadiums for he first time after nine long months of Coronavirus behind-closed-doors matches, but that didn't stop some fans reverting to their normal behaviour…

Food Vendors Formed Around Motorcycle Accident

Sometimes, you think you've seen everything, but then you see something to make you realize you haven't, and that was exactly the case earlier today when a man who thought he had seen everything, saw something else to make him realize he hadn't. A…

Trump Mistakenly Pardons Hunter Biden

The White House, Washington, D. C. - Overwhelmed by an enormous pile of pardons for members of his family, numerous aides, and some really bad guys, President Donald Trump inadvertently signed one for Biden Hunter, the son of President-elect Joe Bide…

Experience: the Covid Vaccine gave me a 12-inch Erection

It's certainly one in the eye for those anti-vaxxer idiots! Just imagine how they will be queuing up for it now! I’m talking, of course, of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. I was one of the 20,000 volunteers given the vaccine in its trials - after a…

Greta Thunberg Cosmetic Surgery Rumors Untrue

Rumors of Greta Thunberg getting “green, sustainable” breast implants aren’t true. She released a statement saying she supported all people getting whatever plastic surgery they wanted, as long as it was environmentally friendly, and used no petro-ch…

I'm Pulling Alexa's Plug

Covina, CA. Exclusive to Rolling Stone, Variety, Billboard and The Spoof. I'm fed up with Alexa. I didn't even want an Alexa, never heard of her until my son installed her in every room in my house. "It's a safety measure," he said, "since you…

Justices Offer to Hand Over Presidency to Trump if Ted Cruz Promises to Stay Away From Supreme Court Building

Washington - All nine members of the United States Supreme Court signed a legal brief agreeing to reverse the results of the Presidential election, providing that President Trump and the state of Texas withdraw their threat of subjecting the panel to…

Anti-Vaccine Lout Claims Vaccine Contains Chip

A news report about the UK roll-out of the Coronavirus vaccine in London earlier today, contained what is being described as a "potentially damaging theory", after a long-haired lout said he would be resisting any government orders to be vaccinated b…

Extraterrestrial Galactic Federation Meets With President Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Haim Eshed, a former chief of the Israel Defense Ministry’s space directorate, says that extraterrestrials from a Galactic Federation have been in contact with him, that President Trump is aware of this, and was previously "on the…

Courage Saving Our Country, Says Trump

Trump calls for “Courage to save the country.” Huh? By saving the country, Trump means to overturn a lawful election that he lost because of his incompetence, and that was won by President-elect Joe Biden. This from the same guy who had the…

Ole Solskjaer mistook Leipzig for Dresden! He thought he could 'bomb' the place!

(NOT EDITED) Last night Manchester United's manager failed to inspire his 'troops' into immediate action, so Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) have recorded Ole's epic pre-match talk before the awful, soggy-fish encounter. The re…

Man Told Tuk Tuk Driver To Go And Fuck Himself

A tuk tuk driver who persistently pestered a man walking through a town center, asking him where he was going and whether or not he wanted to travel in comfort, was rounded upon by the man, and told, in no uncertain terms, to go and fuck himself.

Lonely old f*ck takes jab for stipend; offers other arm for further scientific research

News of the Covid-19 vaccination process now indicates it is a two-stage process, jabs one month apart. Women are warned that infertility may accompany the vaccination during this two-month period. Also, a certain amount of discomfort, or pain…

President Trump Is Having 9,000 Covid Vaccines Shipped to The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" A source inside the White House has said that Pfizer Pharmaceuticals will be shipping the first vaccines out of their factory to the White House. The unnamed source said that he actually saw the purchase order th…

The Dallas Cowboys Dumpster Fire Continues

BALTIMORE â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Millions of Cowboys fans are wondering if the ‘boys are going to win another game this year. And the one who wonders that more than anyone else, is the team owner, Jerry “Damn, I'm Stressed” Jones. Jerry's wife ha…

Hospital Porter Drops Box Of COVID-19 Vaccine

As the UK roll-out of COVID-19 vaccinations got underway in London this morning, there was a hiccup almost immediately, when a hospital porter carrying a box containing 200 phials of the lifesaving vaccine stumbled and fell, dropping his load in the…

Porn Hub Makes A Big Announcement

DETROIT â€" (Satire News) â€" The company that owns the Porn Hub website, Raging Libido, Inc., is thrilled to announce that the amount of users has increased by a whopping 815%. Adele Mizzen, a spokeswoman for the porn site, told the news media that t…

Doing Nothing Is Hard Work For Trump

At a rally in Georgia, Donald Trump announced that trying to overturn the 2020 election during the last three weeks was the hardest three weeks of work he's ever done. The audience went crazy. He didn’t lift a finger to try to stop the spread o…

The Pussy Grabber Wants To Give Himself A Pardon

The very same guy, Donald Trump, who said he likes to grab a woman by the pussy, “…and you can get away with it because you’re famous…” now wants to issue a Self Pardon. For pussy grabbing? That's old hat! He can get away with pussy-grabbing b…

Ode to 2020 called 'Currant Bun!'

(NOT EDITED) 2020 comes to an end, Bob Dylan has sold his musical rights for $300 million bucks, pandemic is still biting our arses, Brexit is pathetic, Man United too, so, here we go!! CURRANT BUN 2020 was not much fun Apres-ski morons in…

A Cocker Spaniel Finds a Box of Nude Photographs of Marilyn Monroe

WALLA WALLA, Washington â€" (Satire News) - The Seattle Exulter-Herald talked to a retired milkman, Xavier Cyclone, 67, who said that he and his dog were out in the woods, woodchuck hunting. He said his hunting dog, Puddles, a 7-year-old Cocker Span…

LeBron James Says The Los Angeles Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team to Get The C-19 Vaccine

LOS ANGELES â€" (Satire News) â€" LeBron James was thrilled beyond belief that his Los Angeles Lakers have been chosen by the Supreme Court to be the first U.S. sports team to receive the Coronavirus vaccine. James was told by Speaker-of-the-House Nan…

Movie Theater CEOs Desperate For Business Are Now Offering Lap Dances

HOLLYWOOD â€" (Satire News) â€" Executives with five major movie theater groups in the United States are stressed-out over the fact that no one is going out to movie theaters. The Herculean 14-Movie Theater Complex, in Cleveland, reported that, last w…

Source: White House Ordering Reams of Paper Shredders

The White House is said to be ordering large amounts of paper shredders and burn barrels, as it appears likely that Donald Trump will not win re-election. According to a source within the Administration, who spoke off the record, ventilators original…

Mysterious Mirrored Monolith on the Isle of Wight

On Tuesday morning, the residents of Compton were astounded to discover that the Utah monolith had appeared on their beach. The monolith that vanished from Utah, only to appear in Romania, arrived on Tuesday morning, appearing against the World Fa…

Experience: I fathered two of Boris Johnson's children

That arse Johnson is supposedly a serial shagger, but I gave him a dose of his own medicine. It was several years ago, and it went on for a while. Bozo's wife was mightily pissed off at his never-ending peccadillos, and she wanted to get her own b…

President Trump Has Become One Big Orange Ball of Stress

LOOSE WOMAN, Georgia â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump, desperate to rake in even more money, spoke before a crowd of 1.3 million maskless supporters (his estimate), in Loose Woman, Georgia. Trump opened up with blatant lie after blatant lie, stat…

7 Ways To Build PLAYGROUNDS Events Like A Pro In DIRT 5!

7 Ways To Build PLAYGROUNDS Events Like A Pro In DIRT 5!


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Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 is now available on consoles

Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 is now available on consoles
and it will be available on PC via Steam in 2021.

#THPS 1+2 - Downhill Jam Secret Tape Speedrun

#THPS 1+2 - Downhill Jam Secret Tape Speedrun


World of Warcraft: Shadowlands might be the fastest-selling PC game ever

World of Warcraft: Shadowlands might be the fastest-selling PC game ever
...according to Blizzard.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake has been pushed back to March 2021

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake has been pushed back to March 2021
More sand in the hourglass is needed.

Desperados III - Bounty Mode Update Trailer

Desperados III - Bounty Mode Update Trailer


Worms Rumble - Deadly Dockyards Update Trailer

Worms Rumble - Deadly Dockyards Update Trailer


Forza Horizon 4 is getting a Super7 game mode update today

Forza Horizon 4 is getting a Super7 game mode update today
What an exciting ride this will be.

Scott vs. The World: The Game Complete Edition is coming out this January

Scott vs. The World: The Game Complete Edition is coming out this January
Me vs. everyone else.

Assassin's Creed Lore Guide Volume 4 – The Animus

Assassin's Creed Lore Guide Volume 4 – The Animus


Batman: Arkham Knight gets two new batsuits in a surprise update

Batman: Arkham Knight gets two new batsuits in a surprise update
Anime Batman and Zur En Arrh.

CD Projekt RED is giving away the original Witcher game for free

CD Projekt RED is giving away the original Witcher game for free
Toss a coin to your Witcher.

No Straight Roads is getting a free Christmas update

No Straight Roads is getting a free Christmas update
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way.

Madden 21 – Feel Game Day | Official Next Gen Reveal Trailer

Madden 21 – Feel Game Day | Official Next Gen Reveal Trailer


Deemo Reborn is also coming to Nintendo Switch on December 17

Deemo Reborn is also coming to Nintendo Switch on December 17
It's already available on PS4 and PC.

Hoods: Outlaws and Legends gets four character story trailers ahead of The Game Awards reveal next week

Hoods: Outlaws and Legends gets four character story trailers ahead of The Game Awards reveal next week
Each of these trailers is equally awesome.

Cyberpunk 2077 shows off its Photo Mode in a new trailer

Cyberpunk 2077 shows off its Photo Mode in a new trailer
Say cheese!

Clubhouse Pass Season 1 Brings New Rewards to PGA TOUR 2K21

Clubhouse Pass Season 1 Brings New Rewards to PGA TOUR 2K21


Dead Cells is getting a new DLC pack in early 2021

Dead Cells is getting a new DLC pack in early 2021
Fatal Falls.