2 best couple gifts: time alone and time together

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Mr. Cubic Zirconia here, friend. I try hard. But I wouldn't call myself a "great husband". Yet if I were to sit down face-to-face with a man wanting to be a great husband…   My advice would be simple. Start with spending a little money to avoid a lot of stress and buy more time alone-- and more time together. I have a confession to make… It's been over 5 years since I've swept, mopped or vacuumed a floor, dusted furniture, washed a whole sink full of dishes or done any laundry at all. Now, before the ladies want to verbally crucify me: "how dare you make your wife do all the chores?" "haven't you heard of equality of the sexes, buddy?" "Whoa, jerky mcjerkface! Don't you know it's 2026?"   ...you should know that my wife Mrs. Cubic Zirconia does little to none of this stuff either: ---> CONTINUED ON THE BLOG <--- Continued on the Blog... The case for hiring a housekeeper is an easy decision, I promise.    There are two primary causes for stress in a marriage: #1 Finances. #2 Division of household chores.   That's why if you're married-- or even just cohabiting-- and you've never considered hiring a housekeeper to spend a little money and get back a ton of time...today's blog is meant to get you at least thinking about trying it out.   Mr. Cubic Zirconia CubicZirconia.com, The Clear Choice ™ Use our website chat or call us U.S. toll-free 1-888-355-2484 during business hours. P.S.  Please, before you say "But you all are rich!"...really, we're not. Many, many of the people reading this email earn more take-home pay than Mrs. Cubic Zirconia and I do. And we'd honestly do it even if we had to pay an hourly wage equal to what we ourselves earn.   Here's that link again...   ---> Spending a little money for a housekeeper: easy way for couples to avoid stress, buy more time alone and time together <---

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