Get a job: Join Remedy as a UI Designer

If you are passionate about F2P / Games as a Service and like taking ownership of multiple gameplay systems then this job is for you! ...



CDPR estimates Cyberpunk 2077 has recouped development, marketing costs

According to a brief report shared by CD Projekt, Cyberpunk 2077 has likely already made enough money to cover both its development and marketing costs. ...



Blog: Softening polygon intersections in Blightbound

Where geometry and foggy effects intersect, ugly seams appear. Depth Fade is a technique that can be used to fix those seams and create an effect that emulates volumetric fog. ...



Best of 2020: Creating the ever-improvising text adventures of AI Dungeon 2

AI Dungeon 2 created quite a stir upon its unveiling, so much that they had to quickly rework it to cut down on bandwidth costs. ...



UK games industry made record $3.84 billion economic contribution in 2019

The UK games industry made a record £2.91 billion ($3.84 billion) contribution to the country's national economy in 2019. ...



Blog: A postmortem of asynchronous 1v1 horror title Antithesis

Antithesis is an asynchronous 1v1 horror multiplayer game involving a player on PC and a player in VR. Here's how it was made. ...



The Last of Us Part II dominates The Game Awards 2020

The Last of Us Part II took home the top prize at The Game Awards 2020, which returned last night to celebrate the games industry's best and brightest. ...



Blog: How to make a decent game trailer for less than $100

Squeaky Wheel CEO and lead artist Ryan Sumo shares some key concepts to consider when making a low budget trailer for your game. ...



Get a job: LTU is hiring an Assistant Professor of Game Design

We are looking for outstanding and potentially unconventional candidates for a tenure-track position at the rank of Assistant Professor in the Bachelor of Fine Arts in Game Design program. ...



The Game Awards' Future Class highlights 50 people shaping the future of the game industry

A new initiative from The Game Awards aims to highlight those making waves in the game industry and are helping to shape its "bright, bold and inclusive" future. ...



Best of 2020: Nintendo Switch Game Sales - The Three Biggest Misconceptions

The Nintendo Switch is still probably still the hottest console platform for small and medium-sized indies looking to launch on multiple platforms - but what are people getting wrong about it? ...



Revived Telltale isn't developing its next episodic game episode-by-episode

Telltale--that is, the group that revived the studio and some properties after its sudden closure a few years back--has shared a small update on the state of some of its products. ...



Blog: Integrating Joustus in Shovel Knight: King of Cards - Part 3

It†™s time for the final entry in our Joustus deep dive. In this lesson, we†™ll describe the vast metagame that we needed to develop while integrating Joustus in King of Cards. ...



Don't Miss: From The Witcher 3 to Cyberpunk - The evolution of CD Projekt's quest design

We caught up with the quest director of Cyberpunk 2077 to learn more about how his team has adapted to making content for a nonlinear RPG. ...



CD Projekt Red boasts 8 million preorders for Cyberpunk 2077

However we won't know exactly what sales look like for CD Projekt Red's latest until the Polish company's next financial report (or maybe a future celebratory tweet). ...



Met a girl at a party …

I met a girl at a party and she said, "Come outside and I'll show you a good time."So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.

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Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Latin

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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Anal Butt Boxcar- The Hidden Deadly Trend

If you hear kids talking about ABB, they probably aren’t talking about the latest rap song or internet meme. ABB is slang for a deadly new pastime. Anal-Butt-Boxcar or ABB is the latest fashion. It all started in Eastern Europe, which might as we…

Supermarket Customer Challenged About Face Mask

A female supervisor working in a supermarket who challenged a male customer over his non-wearing of a face mask, was left wishing she hadn't bothered this morning, when the customer reacted somewhat angrily by scowling and storming out, telling her h…

Woman Surprised Her Husband With Sandwich Contents

It's always nice to treated to a surprise, particularly with something of a culinary nature, and that's exactly what happened to one man this weekend, when, after sweeping out the yard, then scrubbing his eyeballs out doing the family's laundry, his…

Harry Maguire Blames Monkey Woods For Scoreless Draw

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare display of emotion, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, blamed his most ardent fan, Monkey Woods, for the spiritless ambiance that permeated Old Trafford yesterday, as Manchester United and Manchester City drew 0-0…

Motorbike Key Was Lost

It's been reported that a key that was left on a table later disappeared, and could not be located, despite a thorough search. The key, which was a motorbike key, was left on the table on Thursday evening at around 5 pm by Sue-tee, 14, after she h…

"Time Out for USC, We Have to Pay the Referee"

The Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA. Friday night, Dec. 12, 2020. An SOS From Woof Blister for Spoof On Sports. Never was the parody of the Trojan fight song, "Fight On", more appropriate than on this night, as the USC eleven came back in the final minu…

Doctors prescribe watching Manchester United instead of sleeping tablets!! ZZZZZZZZZ!

(NOT EDITED) Sleeping tablets can be addictive, cause liver damage, and by overdoses, death! Doctors worried about the abuse of sleeping tablets usage have been studying other methods of getting people to sleep, and out of their insomniac misery.

Man Is Looking Forward To January 20

This year, 2020, hasn't been especially good for many people, particularly those who succumbed to the Coronavirus, COVID-19, and it's fair to say that most people will be glad to see the back of it, and to usher in a - hopefully - better new year on…

Georgia Independent Man Conflicted Over US Senate Runoff Elections

Independent Georgia man, Danny Unfettered, admitted that he is completely conflicted over which candidates he will vote for in January’s US senate run-off elections. He has found himself at the crossroads of trying to figure out which senate party h…

Donald Trump Says He'd Like To Lead 2021 Ryder Cup Team

Ousted ex-president and keen golfer, Donald Trump, has revealed that he is "very interested" in captaining the 2021 US Ryder Cup team at the rescheduled event at Whistling Straits in Kohler, Wisconsin. Irishman Padraig Harrington will captain the…

Female Football Show Host Made Schoolgirl Error

There were cases of stifled laughter and sideways glances in a TV studio earlier this evening, and viewers at home had to pinch themselves, when the female host of True Visions Live Matchday Extra football programme made a schoolboy error when she re…

The Minnesota Vikings Will Give Each Player A COVID-19 Incentive Bonus

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Minnesota Vikings owner, Zygmunt Wilf, no relation to porn star Lucretia Wilf, says he's really upset that his team has so many players that have come down with the Coronavirus. Wilf pointed out that…

Are you missing Steps?

Are you missing the popular beat-combo Steps? If you are, then you are not alone, as, during lockdown, their tracks 'One for Sorrow' and 'Tragedy' have been streamed fairly regularly, obviously not that much, but enough for them to half-think abou…

Latest Indiana Jones film starring ancient Harrison Ford is using ancient Bee Gee's songs as soundtrack!

(NOT EDITED) Hollywood, in a last desperate attempt to entertain corona-struck filmgoers, have decided to give Harrison Ford a final chance to leap out of his wheelchair, grab his whip, and go on a last Indiana Jones adventure. There was a slight…

Dukes Of Hazzard Lost 'Lynching' Episode Discovered

Little Rock, Arkansas - A sub shop in Little Rock, traded three meat-lovers subs, for what turned out to be the only known copy of a lost pilot episode of '80s TV smash hit, The Dukes Of Hazzard. The episode, which die-hard Dukes fans refer to as…

President Trump Seen Through Window Wearing Basque

There can be fewer things more embarrassing than actually 'being President Donald Trump' at the moment, but the soon-to-be-ousted US leader went one better this week, when he was seen through a window at the White House wearing a sexy basque. An e…

Dolly Parton Saves Baby From Dingo

BRISBANE â€" As if helping to fund the Covid-19 vaccine, supporting victims of wildfires, and getting books to underprivileged children wasn’t enough, now country star Dolly Parton has saved a baby from a dingo. While touring the Northern Territory…

No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

"We will be forever grateful to Nigel Farage and that one meeting he attended while sitting on the EU's fisheries committee for eight years. If he hadn't been on our side we would have been sold down the river. He fully deserves his £75,000 pa EU pen…

Another Dropkick For Donald Trump By The Supreme Court

In a unanimous decision by the US Supreme Court, Donald Trump received another dropkick out of the Supreme Court and out of the White House. Trump’s team hasn’t yet petitioned Santa Claus to throw out the 2020 election, but after Santa, Trump's lawye…

Man Thinks That All Things Are Relative

A man who thinks a lot has said that all the things we consider to be 'better' than other things are not really 'better', but merely 'different'. They appear to be better, but, to him, everything is the same. For example, claims Moys Kenwood, 57:…

Snopes Verifies Biden’s Tryst With Three Chinese Hookers On Forklift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Snopes, the same group that verified that two Russian hookers peed on Donald Trump’s hotel bed, have now confirmed that the improbable story about Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese hookers while he was driving a forklift dow…

Nietzsche Didn't Know What He Was On About, Claims Man

The 19th-Century German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche, is at the centre of a mild controversy tonight, after a man who attempted to read his book, 'Beyond Good and Evil', claimed that he hadn't got the faintest idea what he was talking about. T…

Justices Offer to Hand Over Presidency to Trump if Ted Cruz Promises to Stay Away From Supreme Court Building

Washington - All nine members of the United States Supreme Court signed a legal brief agreeing to reverse the results of the Presidential election, providing that President Trump and the state of Texas withdraw their threat of subjecting the panel to…

Mouse Ran Over Sleeper's Arm

There's nothing as annoying as being rudely awakened in the middle of the night by some noise or other from outside in the street, but that wasn't the case for one man in the very early hours of this morning, when he was wrenched from his slumbers by…

Funeral Wailing Woke Man Up In Middle Of Night

In yet another case of someone being roused from their peaceful rest by circumstances outside of their control, a man who could well have done without it was torn from the Land of Nod this morning, by the screeching, monotonous wailing of a Buddhist…

An Insider Says Ellen DeGeneres is in an Extreme State of Depression

MONTECITO, California â€" A member of Ellen’s TV show has stated that the daytime talkshow host has been extremely depressed as of late. The insider says that the 62-year-old DeGeneres is feeling like she is starting to age at a much faster pace tha…

US Election to Finally be Deciided in the Ring

The job of most powerful crook in the world will no longer be held in doubt. The contest is to be decided by a WWE smackdown or "Presidential Grudge Match", as it is currently being advertised. Tickets for the fight are selling fast, and the UN is…

Elon Musk Says His New SpaceX Starship Will Be Out-of-This-World

BOCA CHICA, Texas â€" The industrial entrepreneur designer of the Tesla, has informed the news media that, within a few years, he will be sending passengers to the Moon. He told RumorLand News that the passenger version of his SpaceX Starship will b…

Coors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer

GOLDEN, Colorado â€" (Satire News) â€" The board of directors of the Coors Brewing Company has hit on an idea to improve on their delivery service. Board of Directors Chairman Yusif Tayrus pointed out that the test program will involve delivering up t…

The Election Wasn’t Stolen, It Was Won By Biden

Message to Donald Trump: The 2020 election wasn’t stolen. It was lost by Trump from Queens and won by Joseph Biden from Delaware. It’s over, time for Trump to go, and go with a measure of dignity. If not for Trump or his family, he should do it f…

Outriders: Mantras of Survival [PEGI]

Outriders: Mantras of Survival [PEGI]


The next Dragon Age gets a brand new trailer

The next Dragon Age gets a brand new trailer
What an epic teaser this is.

The next Super Smash. Bros Ultimate fighter is Sepiroth

The next Super Smash. Bros Ultimate fighter is Sepiroth
Didn't see that coming.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate will reveal the next DLC fighter during The Game Awards

Super Smash Bros Ultimate will reveal the next DLC fighter during The Game Awards
Who could that be?

HUMANKIND™ - "LUCY" Official Trailer

HUMANKIND™ - "LUCY" Official Trailer


Outriders: Mantras of Survival [ESRB]

Outriders: Mantras of Survival [ESRB]


7 Ways To Build PLAYGROUNDS Events Like A Pro In DIRT 5!

7 Ways To Build PLAYGROUNDS Events Like A Pro In DIRT 5!


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Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 is now available on consoles

Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 is now available on consoles
and it will be available on PC via Steam in 2021.

#THPS 1+2 - Downhill Jam Secret Tape Speedrun

#THPS 1+2 - Downhill Jam Secret Tape Speedrun


World of Warcraft: Shadowlands might be the fastest-selling PC game ever

World of Warcraft: Shadowlands might be the fastest-selling PC game ever
...according to Blizzard.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake has been pushed back to March 2021

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake has been pushed back to March 2021
More sand in the hourglass is needed.

Desperados III - Bounty Mode Update Trailer

Desperados III - Bounty Mode Update Trailer


Worms Rumble - Deadly Dockyards Update Trailer

Worms Rumble - Deadly Dockyards Update Trailer


Forza Horizon 4 is getting a Super7 game mode update today

Forza Horizon 4 is getting a Super7 game mode update today
What an exciting ride this will be.

Scott vs. The World: The Game Complete Edition is coming out this January

Scott vs. The World: The Game Complete Edition is coming out this January
Me vs. everyone else.

Assassin's Creed Lore Guide Volume 4 – The Animus

Assassin's Creed Lore Guide Volume 4 – The Animus


Batman: Arkham Knight gets two new batsuits in a surprise update

Batman: Arkham Knight gets two new batsuits in a surprise update
Anime Batman and Zur En Arrh.

CD Projekt RED is giving away the original Witcher game for free

CD Projekt RED is giving away the original Witcher game for free
Toss a coin to your Witcher.

No Straight Roads is getting a free Christmas update

No Straight Roads is getting a free Christmas update
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way.