New League of Legends character not based on real person, says Riot

Riot Games has denied a claim that its new League of Legends champion Seraphine is based on a real person who was briefly in a relationship with an ex-employee. ...



Police say 'hoax' emergency call prompted Ubisoft Montreal studio scare

UPDATE Employees are being safely escorted out of the building as police sources speaking to Canadian media confirm the 911 call that prompted the emergency response was a "hoax." ...



Video: Using AI to create interactive digital actors

In this 2019 XRDC Session, Deepmotion's Kevin He discusses the challenges of building an interactive character authoring tool. ...



Epic releases thousands of What Remains of Edith Finch assets for free

Epic Games has added a huge number of free assets from acclaimed narrative adventure What Remains of Edith Finch to the Unreal Engine Marketplace. ...



Valve adds extensive developer commentary to Half-Life: Alyx

Valve has added a three-hour long developer commentary to Half-Life: Alyx that delves into how the acclaimed VR adventure came to be.  ...



Blog: Spilt Milk Devlog 06 - Fascism Fighters 4000 (Part 1)

Strap in, because this is a perfectly-timed and completely open postmortem on the development and release, two weeks on, of our Tango Fiesta DLC. ...



Microsoft to begin testing Project xCloud in new regions including Australia and Japan

Microsoft will begin testing xCloud game streaming in major new territories including Australia, Brazil, Japan, and Mexico later this month. ...



Discovery takeaways from the new PlayStation 5 store?

Now that the PlayStation 5 is out in the wild, we all get a chance to check out the brand new PS5 Store for discoverability, navigability, and various other factors. What's it like? ...



Ghost of Tsushima has topped 5 million sales in under four months

Ghost of Tsushima has sold over 5 million copies in under four months, according to PlayStation Worldwide Studios boss Hermen Hulst.  ...



Blog: Roguelike lessons horror games need to learn

We're taking another look at horror design in today's post, and how the genre should be embracing roguelike design, not jumpscares, if it wants to continue to grow. ...



Switch sets new October sales record in the U.S. as next-gen arrives

As Sony and Microsoft debut their next-gen consoles, the Nintendo Switch just posted its best October sales to date in the United States. ...



How a Guilty Gear project contributed to the collapse of Skullgirls dev Lab Zero

As he faced accusations of sexual harassment and abusive behavior, Mike Zaimont tried to use a Guilty Gear GGPO project as a blunt tool to leverage his continued employment in the game industry. ...



Unity revenue up 53.3% year-over-year at close of first public quarter

Unity has reported $200.8 million in revenue for the quarter ending September 30, making for a 53.3 percent increase over Q3 revenue last year. ...



Get a job: Join Gearbox as an Enemy Designer

An Enemy Designer at The Gearbox Entertainment Company is a development role focused on creating compelling and memorable enemies and combat experiences for players. ...



Don't Miss: Looking back to Mark Cerny's 2013 tech breakdown of the then-next-gen PS4

As of today, the PlayStation 4 is officially last gen tech. Take a moment to peer all the way back to its days as the next-gen system in this "no holds barred PlayStation 4 hardware expose." ...



Met a girl at a party …

I met a girl at a party and she said, "Come outside and I'll show you a good time."So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.

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Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Latin

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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President Trump New Book, 'Mein Kampf 2' Out Now

He may have been voted out of the most powerful job in the world, but Donald Trump isn't going away quietly, and today sees the release of his new book, 'Mein Kampf 2'. Chronicling the struggle he endured during his four years in the White House,…

Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rack up the balls, boys. Put away the cues. The Trumpster is on his way, and he ain’t gonna lose. Warning, Trump-haters. This could be just another giant rat f*ck: Using undercover methods first developed by Slim and Dirty…

The NBA and The NFL Have Just Named Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris The Sexiest Woman in Politics

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…

Did Aliens Hack The Election?

Associated Press, November 15, 2020: President Trump’s personal attorney, Rudolph Giuliani, told reporters today that he had overwhelming evidence that the November 3rd presidential election had been rigged. “Scientists,” he claimed, “had detec…

President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" There is no doubt whatsoever that President Trump lost the popular vote, the Electoral College vote, and even the women who don’t mind him grabbing them by their you-know-what vote. But, like they say in the Show…

Pelosi and Newsom apologize for lack of decency in following their own rules

Speaker of the House Pelosi and California's Governor Newsom have again been caught at the threshold of an embarrassing moment. First it was Ms. Pelosi holding a dinner for incoming Democratic house members, with special air conditioning units and…

Japan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated

OSAKA, Japan â€" (Satire News) â€" When it comes to electronic inventions, Japan is literally unrivaled. Japan has given the world the Electric Tampon Remover, the Electric Dog Flea Zapper, and the Electric Inverted Nipple De-Inverter. And now, just i…

Fauci discovered lurking near Washington Monument with Obedience Training Manual in back pocket

Mr. Fauci's current stand on the need for the American people to “just do what you're told” took on new tones and insinuations this evening. Investigators found him pacing near the famous monument to George Washington which, according to historian…

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare

It's what the newspapers have all been waiting for, the scoop of the moment, as the Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has announced that he is to commence writing a book documenting his recent nightmare experience on the Greek holiday island…

Man Unable To Swallow Tablet

An Englishman who was given a selection of different kinds of medication by a doctor he went to see, has revealed how one of the items was so large, that he had severe difficulty in swallowing it. The medicine concerned was prescribed by Dr. Kwak…

Will Melania Trump Attend The Biden Inauguration?

It is believed by most, with opinions that don't matter, that Donald Trump will be a 'no-show' at the Biden inauguration. However, there is speculation (and Vegas bets) that Melania Trump, a US citizen and, by then, the former First Lady, may toss he…

GOP Asks Judge to Invalidate Election After Pineapple Inadvertently Added to Pizza Delivered to Vote Counters

Philadelphia - Running out of options after federal and state courts tossed all of their complaints filed to invalidate the election results In Pennsylvania, Republican lawyers led by Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani held a hastily-called news c…

Man Had Blood Test

A man who woke up one morning last week with a nasty rash on his stomach, his upper arms and upper legs - but not his testicles - has finally decided to do something about it, after four days of constant itching and scratching himself into a frenzy.

Trump Attempts To Cancel Vote Counts To Bone Spur Flare-up!

Today, Donald Trump's personal physician, Dr Feelsyouupyourasslabub, testified to a Pennsylvania judge that Trump's chronic bone spur problem necessitates the stoppage of all vote counting until the flare-up subsides. When asked how long this might t…

Mass anti-lockdown protests in London by women with 'barge-arses', and men with huge 'beer guts!!'

The lockdown is something that is, obviously, not a good thing for many people, but it is a necessary evil, if we are to eradicate COVID-19. However, on the path to vaccines, there are many mountains to climb, especially with women developing 'barge-…

President Trump finds himself in the bog.

President of the USA, Donald J Trump, has fallen down a bog hole and disappeared while playing on his golf links in Florida. Authorities are currently excavating the site, but have been unable to locate the President. The accident happened as M…

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma â€" (Satire News) â€" The two country lovebirds are so looking forward to their upcoming 2021 Country Valentine’s Music Tour. Blake and Gwen announced to Boom Boom News that they have booked the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to b…

It's Finally Official: 306 to 232

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - After what seemed like weeks, the final Electoral College numbers are in, and Joe Biden will be moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January. The final Electoral College vote tally was 306 to 232; a virtual la…

Surprise, Surprise, Donald Trump Didn’t Win

Donald Trump planned that his hand-picked Supreme Court would throw out all the mail-in ballots. But guess what happened? Mail-in ballots were not thrown out; they were received, counted, and accurately gave the majority votes to the Biden-Harris…

Josh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason

VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Two weeks ago NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse was suspended from racing in the Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race in Georgia. Butterhouse refused to paint over the likeness of Pres…

Katy Perry Says She’s a Big Fan of New Female Rap Sensation Sista Frizzle Frazzle

HOLLYWOOD â€" (Satire News) â€" Pop singer Katy Perry told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is enjoying being a mama to Daisy Dove Bloom, who is only two months old, and can already play four chords on the ukulele. Daisy Dove’s daddy, actor Orlando B…

People Disgusted With Woman Who Put Bananas On Her Head

A woman who put a large quantity of bananas on her head and started to walk around the streets with them, has come in for criticism from other members of the public, who said that her behavior was "unnecessary" and "unbecoming". The incident happe…

DeBlasio daughter rushed to therapy following episode of tongue disorder

Mayor of New York, Bill DeBlasio, reports his daughter is recovering nicely and will be released soon. His daughter, Chiara DeBlasio, 25, showed signs of a second indication of perfide rei publicae lingua (rogue political tongue) in Democratic Cir…

Speaking Clock To Make Welcome Return

News has just reached us that, according to official timekeepers at the office of the Department of Time, in Greenwich, London, the Speaking Clock will make its much-awaited return to service in January. And the time is just gone twenty to five.

Trump claims title at 2020 US Masters Tournament, as Barr arrests all 92 contestants for stealing POTUS balls.

The 2020 US Masters is over even before Tiger (as the 2019 champion) could even launch his opening drive to inaugurate the tournament. And yet we have a winner! Taking time off from threatening the Supreme Court to Stop Counting the illegal votes…

Elvis Spotted At a Sex Toy Shop in Iowa

CORN HOLE, Iowa - (Satire News) â€" Boom Boom News is reporting that two different individuals have claimed that they saw 'the king', Elvis Presley, in a sexy toy shop in the small town of Corn Hole. The two individuals identified as cousins Mingy M…

Kilts, sporrans and 'tossing' their cabers prove Scotland still have 'mega-ginger-balls!'

NOT EDITED No underwear needed as Scottish footy players flashed their 'necessaries' in Zagreb proving this great, tiny nation, is back among Europe's elite, with or without Brexit! The renowned Tartan Army, sporting ginger bonces, knocked-knees,…

Egrets Are The Laziest Birds in The World, and The Only Birds That Actually Walk South For The Winter

SAN ANTONIO â€" (Satire News) â€" Aviary professors at San Antonio’s Solid State College have pointed out that the egret is the laziest bird in the entire world. Dr. Galahad P. Pio stated that a group of aviary scientists have noted that the egrets ar…

Trump suddenly appears in public. Biden is not worried.

President of the United States, Donald J Trump, has made his first public appearance in five days, to attend the Memorial Day remembrance service. Observers say he looked relaxed and at ease, as he laid a wreath at the memorial plinth and then pl…

The Auntie Anne Pretzel Company in a Budget Tightening Move Says They Are Cutting Back on Salt Grains

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania â€" (Satire News) â€" ABC News and CNN have both recently reported that the pretzel business is booming. Sales of the salt-covered pastry have already surpassed the national sales of Fried Spinach, Emu-Meat Hot Dogs, and Enchil…

Minecraft Dungeons will have cross-play support starting from November 17

Minecraft Dungeons will have cross-play support starting from November 17
Building bridges.

Breaking Gates - 800+ DAMAGE CHARACTER + Review #2

Breaking Gates - 800+ DAMAGE CHARACTER + Review #2


Deathloop release date confirmed for May 21

Deathloop release date confirmed for May 21
The trailer confirms it.

Assassin's Creed Lore Guide Volume 3 – The First Civilization

Assassin's Creed Lore Guide Volume 3 – The First Civilization


DEATHLOOP – Official Gameplay Trailer 2: Two Birds One Stone

DEATHLOOP – Official Gameplay Trailer 2: Two Birds One Stone


DIRT 5 - HARDEST PLAYGROUNDS Events! Can I Jump 16 BUSES?? (Xbox Series X)

DIRT 5 - HARDEST PLAYGROUNDS Events! Can I Jump 16 BUSES?? (Xbox Series X)


Half-Life ALYX - Commentary Update

Half-Life ALYX - Commentary Update


Fallout 76's Steel Dawn expansion will launch on December 1

Fallout 76's Steel Dawn expansion will launch on December 1
Brace yourselves.

Bridge Constructor: The Walking Dead is coming to consoles and PC next week

Bridge Constructor: The Walking Dead is coming to consoles and PC next week
What a crossover this will be.

Nintendo Switch: 幕末浪漫特別編 月華の剣士– ゲームプレイ映像【雪 vs. 鷲塚】

Nintendo Switch: 幕末浪漫特別編 月華の剣士– ゲームプレイ映像【雪 vs. 鷲塚】


Nintendo Switch: THE LAST BLADE – Gameplay Video【YUKI vs. WASHIZUKA】

Nintendo Switch: THE LAST BLADE – Gameplay Video【YUKI vs. WASHIZUKA】


El Hijo - A Wild West Tale // Gameplay Teaser Stadia

El Hijo - A Wild West Tale // Gameplay Teaser Stadia


El Hijo - Official Trailer 2019

El Hijo - Official Trailer 2019


El Hijo // Teaser

El Hijo // Teaser


El Hijo - A Wild West Tale // Developer Gameplay Commentary

El Hijo - A Wild West Tale // Developer Gameplay Commentary


Breaking Gates - Gameplay and Review

Breaking Gates - Gameplay and Review


Marvel's Avengers: Pro Tips - Iron Man

Marvel's Avengers: Pro Tips - Iron Man


Spider-Man PS4 save files will transfer to Spider-Man Remastered in a Thanksgiving update

Spider-Man PS4 save files will transfer to Spider-Man Remastered in a Thanksgiving update
A change of plans.

Yakuza: Like A Dragon's launch trailer is wild and wacky

Yakuza: Like A Dragon's launch trailer is wild and wacky
...wacky in a good way.

The launch trailer for Devil May Cry 5 is quite bombastic

The launch trailer for Devil May Cry 5 is quite bombastic
The visuals are damn awesome.