Met a girl at a party …

I met a girl at a party and she said, "Come outside and I'll show you a good time."So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.

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Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicked off their season with a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints, but the controversy here was after the game, when the Buccs quarterback, Tom Brady, apologised for his poor performance, saying that his helmet was…

German Aldi worker cracks smile and is sacked!

(NOT EDITED) International German giant supermarkets, Aldi and Lidl, have strict criteria about what their employees can do and must not do. One employee in one of their Berlin locations found out what it's like to break their regulations whilst sitt…

Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

NEW ORLEANS â€" (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady revealed after the game that he was trying to hurry every chance he got, as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers played against the New Orleans Saints in the "Big Easy". Brady admitted that he did not play his best ga…

Queen Backs Full Return To Work

As calls from the general public to get back to normal, and to return to work continue to gather momentum, Her Majesty the Queen has waded into the row, and given her own personal backing to end the lockdown, saying she, herself, intends to get back…

The Dallas Cowboys Are Singing Those Cowpoke Blues as They Fall To The Los Angeles Rams

LOS ANGELES â€" (Sports Satire) - The Los Angeles Rams inaugurated their brand new $5.1 billion stadium, SoFi Stadium. Due to the NFL budget being as messed up as it is, the usual Thunderbirds 4-jet fly-over was, instead, a one-helicopter fly-over,…

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - President Trump made a surprise appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News television show. He said that he is sick and tired of hearing that he received five military deferments due to his bone spur infections. The p…

Nobel Peace Prize A Bit Different Next Year

Nothing stays the same forever, even the Alfred Nobel Peace Prize, which, next year, will be adapted slightly, so that recognition can be awarded to those hardworking people who slave away in the manufacturing and processing plants at some of the big…

Why Is Trump Running For President?

Why is Donald Trump running for a second term? He should be running for the border, stopping at the first country that hasn’t signed an Extradition Treaty with the United States. Running along with him should be William Barr, Rudolph Giuliani, Mi…

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks

The Dallas Cowboys will kick off their season against the Rams on Monday night, but the big news is that the engine room of the team - the cheerleaders - have refused to wear face masks while performing their sideline routines. Cheerleading coach…

Chinese Interference Alleged

Hosiery enthusiast Damon Bunyon was shocked to find large holes appearing in several newly-acquired pairs of socks. “I was simply thinking of the planet,” said a shocked Bunyon, “by buying bamboo.” The Bamboo Sock Company (Bam!Sock!Co!) has been p…

The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 313%

DETROIT â€" (Satire News) - The United States auto industry is reeling from the fact that sales of convertibles has spiraled down in just the past six months. Tab Vienna, a spokesman for Kia, said that sales of the once very popular ‘topless’ cars h…

Second Wave Of Covid-19 Prompts Boris To Bring Forward Christmas…

Prime Idiot, Boris Johnson, has pulled a prize turkey out of the hat during the latest session of PMQs. In a presser, a room full of journalists sat dumbfounded as he described his government's current festive dilemma. He choked, "Since forcing ki…

Weather now almost as popular as Donald Trump

A weather whistleblower has said that supposedly funny news stories about the weather are now almost as popular as other supposedly funny stories about the US president, Donald Trump. The claim was made by a contributor to the satirical news websi…

Infamous spoof writer hits jackpot, but doesn't receive a dime!

(NOT EDITED) The Spoof, with all of its 'agitations' and 'jagged-edges', still manages, sometimes, to reach out over the vast plethora of global internet media-news sites, and have a spoof or two published there. This opportunity is open to all sp…

Nevada Cheerleader Sacked

There was controversy all the way down the sidelines at the University of Nevada this week, when its football team - the Nevada Wolf Pack - took the extraordinary step of banishing one of its cheerleaders from the squad for failing to come up to its…

The Chicks Firefighters Telethon Raises $27 Million

LAS VEGAS â€" (Satire News) â€" The Chicks (formerly the Dixie Chicks) held a telethon to raise money for firefighting equipment. Lead singer Natalie Maines told Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that donations came in from every state in the union, except…

Kaitlyn Jenner in world first procedure

Once the head of the Kardashian family, the former Bruce Jenner, Kaitlyn Jenner, expressed her boredom with life as a woman. So, in order to shake her life into something more substantial, Kaitlyn has announced she will transition to a four-legged an…

The people who believe TheSpoof stories are true

What is the nature of reality? How do we know what we know? These are questions that have challenged philosophers since the dawn of time. Bob Ianson believes he has found the answers after watching a video on YouTube. "It looked very convincing,"…

Falkirk Bairn Wins Hearts And Minds Of The Community…

A 10-year-old boy from Bainsford, Josh Sanderson, has won critical acclaim for the work he is doing in and around the town. His generosity has included picking-up litter along the canal, handing out food parcels for the elderly during the lock-down,…

Man got elephant's tusk stuck up his bottom

Zookeepers at Chester Zoo were surprised this morning to hear the anguished cries of a man in pain in the elephant enclosure. Rushing to help, they discovered a man lying with his trousers round his ankles next to the Asian bull elephant, Jimbo, who…

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Reveals Secret New Plays

The NFL season is up and running at last, and one team that is hoping for big things this year, are the Dallas Cowboys, who have high hopes of making it to Super Bowl LV in Tampa in February. And the Cowboys haven't been wasting their time in lock…

Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

There was utter confusion and a good deal of frustration earlier today, when the weather in one part of the world just couldn't make its mind up what it was going to do with itself, and kept changing from one extreme to the other. Having risen ear…

Couple really now sick of his three jazz fusion albums

Couple Tracy Brassingthwaite and Martin Woods have been in lockdown since March, and are now both completely sick of the three jazz fusion albums he plays. 'At first, I thought it would be fine,' said Martin, 'but I have really been missing music…

Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…

Conor McGregor is Quite Embarrassed at His Jaywalking Incident

ST. CROISSANT, France â€" (Sports Satire) - Former UFC champion fighter Conor McGregor was taken into custody by French policiers. Witnesses reported seeing the highly-tattooed McGregor walking on the sidewalk of the extremely busy Sauvignon du Char…

New Political Support Group

It shouldn't be surprising that certain groups of people are supporters of Trump in the upcoming presidential election. One such group would be the owners and operators of coal mines. Another might be right-wing militia organizations. While the ab…

President Trump Plans to Give One of His Campaign Offices a Stimulus Check to Keep it From Having to Close

KLANVILLE, Alabama â€" (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close. The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he neede…

Husband told that now Keeping up with the Kardashians is ending, he has to watch the box-set

Gary Johnson is not looking forward to what happens in 2021, as his wife, Lorraine, remembers a promise he sarcastically made in 2016. 'Yes, it is my own fault,' moaned Gary. 'I said to Lorraine that I would only watch Keeping up with The Kardashi…

Trump People Misspell NOBEL Again

Woops, the Trump people did it again! They misspelled Nobel. When you make a silly mistake, you’re supposed to learn, grow, and never make it again. It's sort of like, Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Amen! Several months ag…

Finals Set in RIO Legends Showdown: Ayras Versus Rabichow

Pauli Ayras is the favorite heading into the finals of Legends Showdown.

Pauli Ayras got sweet revenge on Fedor Holz.

You Can Still Qualify for WCOOP Main Event

Main Satellite - Wednesday 16th September The Main Satellite gets underway at 19:00 (BST) on Wednesday 16th September with 10 x $5,200 WCOOP Main Event tickets guaranteed! Players who have already qualified through one of the three satellites will be automatically registered into the Main Event satellite. For those who didn't qualify, they will be credited with a ticket for the Main Satellite. They will have to buy-in for $16.50 to be in with a chance of winning one of ten Main Event tickets! For more and a sign up bonus check out:!-37894.htm

Benjamin Rolle Bags Day 1b Chip Lead in WPT World Online Championships Main Event

Benjamin Rolle

A total of 156 players survived the two opening flights of the WPT World Online Championships Main Event at partypoker.

Sunday Briefing: $354K Score For Ivan "zufo16" Zufic

Ivan Zufic wins big at GGPoker again

Ivan Zufic banks $354K only a couple of weeks after winning more than $800K!

WCOOP 2020 Day 15: Back-to-Back Titles for Niklas "Lena900" Astedt

WCOOP 2020 Day 15: Back-to-Back Titles for Niklas "Lena900" Astedt

Astedt repeated Adrian "Amadi_017" Mateos' accomplishment from earlier this series.

888poker Millions Superstorm: Fabrizio "DrMiKee" Gonzalez Wins 888Millions Sunday Special ($19,350)

Fabrizio "DrMiKee" Gonzalez Wins 888Millions Sunday Special ($19,350)

Fabrizio "DrMiKee" Gonzalez is the biggest winner thus far in the 2020 Millions Superstorm at 888poker.

AJ "RandyLerch" Kelsall Wins 2020 WSOP Global Casino Championship ($275,632)

AJ "RandyLerch" Kelsall

Daniel Negreanu bubbled the final table of the 2020 Global Casino Championship.

WPT GTO Trainer Hands of the Week: 3-Betting at a Final Table

WPT GTO Trainer Hands of the Week: 3-Betting at a Final Table

Get some GTO analysis on this three-bet spot at a major tournament final table

WCOOP 2020 Day 14: Astedt and Frank Win Second Title; Leknes Wins Fifth

Niklas Astedt

Niklas Astedt, Tobias Leknes, Christopher Frank, and Talal Shakerchi were among the big WCOOP winners on Saturday at PokerStars.

Full PokerStars PACOOP Schedule Released; 50 Events & $1.5M Gtd.

PokerStars PACOOP 2020

Check out the full schedule for the upcoming PokerStars PACOOP running from Sept. 19 to Oct. 5.

Vivian Saliba Freeroll Strategy Tips for the Superstorm Satellites at 888poker

888poker Ambassador Vivian Saliba

Learn some great tips on how to crush freerolls from 888poker Ambassador Vivian Saliba.

Tournament Spotlight: WCOOP-48: Progressive KO Sunday Slams at PokerStars

Tournament spotlight

Three PKOs, three $1M+ prize pools, will you become one of the three champions?

5 Players to Watch in the 2020 WSOP Global Casino Championship

Will the Global Casino Championship see the final bracelet of the year awarded?

The $1 million guaranteed event runs this Sunday.

Mike Sexton - A Tribute to One of Poker's Greatest

Sexton once told PokerNews that he "made poker my life" and there's certainly no other way to describe the decades he spent in the industry. He filled a variety of roles in and around the game, touching countless lives with his gregarious personality, ready humor and instantly recognizable voice. His trademark sign-off from the WPT broadcasts will ring familiar in the ears of poker fans everywhere and remain his signature quote: "May all of your cards be live and may all of your pots be monsters." Sexton made people fall in love with the game, and everyone in the game loved Mike Sexton. Sexton is and always will be one of poker's greatest ambassadors. This video is a compilation of some of our favorite moments with Sexton on PokerNews. RIP Mike Sexton

Adam Pliska & Vince Van Patten Remember Mike Sexton

In many ways both literal and figurative, Mike Sexton personified the World Poker Tour. Days after his passing his World Poker Tour family lead by Adam Pliska and Vince Van Patten join Sarah Herring and Chad Holloway to share memories of Sexton. As one of his closes friends, Van Patten reveals some things you didn't know about the legend. Adam Pliska exposes sides of Mike as a business leader that may have not always been obvious to the audience. For more memories of the Hall of Famer check out the entire episode:

Everything You Need to Know About the Unibet Poker Online Series

Everything You Need to Know About the Unibet Poker Online Series

Featuring a €1,000,000 guarantee, Mystery Tournaments, Leaderboards and much more!

Three Team partypoker Pros in the WPTWOC Leaderboards

Scott Margereson

The winner of the WPTWOC Player of the Championship receives a $50,000 cash prize.

WCOOP 2020 Day 12: Second WCOOP Title for Andras "probirs" Nemeth

WCOOP 2020 Day 12: Second WCOOP Title for Andras "probirs" Nemeth

Nemeth, Sam Grafton, and Brunno Botteon were among the big WCOOP winners on Thursday night.

GGPoker Announces GGSOP; Play WSOP Classics Without Breaking the Bank!

GG Series Of Poker

54 low buy-in events with $6.5 million in combined guarantees. That'll be the GGSOP.

Weekend Preview: WPTWOC Main Event, Sunday Special, and Global MILLION$

Weekend Preview

Huge events are scheduled at partypoker, 888poker, and GGPoker this weekend.

PlayStation 5 Showcase confirmed for September 16

PlayStation 5 Showcase confirmed for September 16
Only 2 days left.

Where the Water Tastes Like Wine is now free on Epic Games Store

Where the Water Tastes Like Wine is now free on Epic Games Store
I wouldn't mind some wine right now.

Critics Say PGA TOUR 2K21 is a Hole in One!

Critics Say PGA TOUR 2K21 is a Hole in One!

Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Definitive Edition Gallery

Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Definitive Edition Gallery
Latest images for Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Definitive Edition

Surviving the Aftermath - Update 10: Uncharted Lands

Surviving the Aftermath - Update 10: Uncharted Lands

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time remake out will launch in January 2021

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time remake out will launch in January 2021
What a rewind this is going to be!

Undungeon: Dynamic Music Showcase (WIP)

Undungeon: Dynamic Music Showcase (WIP)

Heimat Defender | Gameplay-Video #2

Heimat Defender | Gameplay-Video #2

Riders Republic Gallery

Riders Republic Gallery
Latest images for Riders Republic

AGOS - A Game Of Space Gallery

AGOS - A Game Of Space Gallery
Latest images for AGOS - A Game Of Space

Hardspace: Shipbreaker - Reaction Trailer

Hardspace: Shipbreaker - Reaction Trailer

Bucky Lasek | Behind The Scenes Tony Hawk's™ Pro Skater™ 1 and 2

Bucky Lasek | Behind The Scenes Tony Hawk's™ Pro Skater™ 1 and 2

A Prince of Persia: Sands of Time remaster leaked on Russian UPlay

A Prince of Persia: Sands of Time remaster leaked on Russian UPlay
Time to turn back time again...

These Demon's Souls screenshots are quite neat

These Demon's Souls screenshots are quite neat
Still no sign of the release date though...

A Hong Kong distributor briefly lists Ninja Gaiden Trilogy for PS4 and Nintendo Switch

A Hong Kong distributor briefly lists Ninja Gaiden Trilogy for PS4 and Nintendo Switch
Give me back my shurikens...

Marvel's Avengers: Time to Assemble CG Spot

Marvel's Avengers: Time to Assemble CG Spot

Madden 21 | SZN 1: HI-DEF

Madden 21 | SZN 1: HI-DEF

Dirt 5 gets yet another delay

Dirt 5 gets yet another delay
The new release date is November 6.

Heimat Defender | Gameplay-Video #1

Heimat Defender | Gameplay-Video #1

DIRT 5 Gameplay | New York Ice Racing Under Fireworks! | Xbox Series X / Series S, PS5

DIRT 5 Gameplay | New York Ice Racing Under Fireworks! | Xbox Series X / Series S, PS5

Gestalt: Steam & Cinder – Pre-Alpha Demo

Gestalt: Steam & Cinder is a beautifully animated narrative-driven 2D action platforming RPG where you shape your fate in a handcrafted steampunk world.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer during the Alpha sign up last month, Gestalt: Steam & Cinder is a narrative driven 2D action RPG that takes place in a lore-rich steampunk word. You take on the role of Aletheia, a blade for … Read More

Hoser Hockey – Beta Sign Up

Hoser Hockey is an arcade hockey game that's playable with up to eight players, where teams of cartoony characters face off on the frozen lakes of Canada.

Playable with up to eight players online via dedicated servers or locally, Hoser Hockey is a fast paced arcade hockey game that injects a little cartoony fun into the proceedings. In the game you'll be able to customize … Read More

Infernax – Alpha Demo

Infernax is a beautifully animated and delightfully brutal Castlevania inspired retro action adventure where a young Duke returns from a violent crusade to find his land in the grip of darkness.

In Infernax you take on the role of Alcedor, a duke whose land is being overrun by grotesque monsters that have been unleashed by a mysterious book of great power. You must now set … Read More

PHOGS! – Beta Demo

PHOGS! is a delightful physics based puzzle platforming adventure where a couple of conjoined dogs with a stretchy belly make their way through a world full or whimsical oddity.

In PHOGS! you control a couple of conjoined dogs, using a separate analog stick to move each one. They can grab objects with their teeth and they can stretch their tummy to enormous lengths which comes … Read More

Paradise Lost – Beta Demo

Paradise Lost is a beautiful, but unsettling first person adventure where you search for a secret Nazi bunker in a devastated world where World War II never ended.

In Paradise Lost you take on the role of a 12 year old child who is exploring the ruins of an old train station in a post-nuclear Polish wasteland that's been ravaged by a World War II … Read More

Inkulinati – Alpha Demo

Inkulinati is a very stylish hand drawn 2D turn-based strategy game where characters do battle within the pages of beautifully illustrated medieval books.

Currently in development by Yaza Gamer, Inkulinati delivers small-scale and highly tactical turn-based battles between beautifully animated illustrated medieval armies. In the game you take on the role of a Master of the Living Ink and challenge other Masters to tactical battles … Read More

Unpacking – Alpha Demo

Unpacking is a very satisfying zen puzzle game where you unpack moving boxes and find the correct places for all your stuff.

In Unpacking your character moves into eight new homes over the course of their lives. You're never explicitly told a story and you never see your character, but you get a sense of who they are and their lives as you unpack the … Read More

Trash Sailors – Beta Demo

Trash Sailors is a wonderfully chaotic hand drawn sailing survival game for 1 to 4 players, where you attempt to keep your trashy raft afloat in seriously hazardous waters.

Currently in development by fluckyMachine (creators of Escape Doodland), Trash Sailors is a beautifully drawn sailing survival adventure where you try to keep your raft afloat in a world that's been flooded by a hugs … Read More

Finders, Keepers – Alpha Demo

Finders, Keepers is an eerie and atmospheric narrative-driven adventure that plays out via a Tinder-esque smartphone app as you hike with our friend in a mysterious ancient woodland.

In Finders, Keepers you're out with a good friend of yours on a walk through an ancient woodland during the summer solstice. It's an interesting place, with mysterious landmarks and beautiful scenery, but you're a little … Read More

Spectral Escape – Beta Demo

Spectral Escape is a clevelry crafted pixel art puzzle adventure where you have to find ways to kill yourself to escape from a Wild West prison.

Currently in development by Mors (creator of the excellent Super Mario Flashback game) Spectral Escape is an expanded version of the Ghostly Getaway game jam prototype featured on Alpha Beta Gamer back in 2018. In the game you take … Read More

Anomaly Hunter – Beta Demo

Anomaly Hunter is a lighthearted hidden object puzzle game which sees you travelling through time to locate and investigate anomalies that are causing chaos in the time continuum.

In Anomaly Hunter you take on the role of a detective who travels through time with his sarcastic AI partner and investigates anomalies that are disrupting the flow of time. It essentially plays out like an interactive … Read More

The Imagined Leviathan – Game Jam Build Download

The Imagined Leviathan is a stylish and atmospheric survival adventure with a touch of horror which sees you trying to stay warm as you traverse a frostbitten post-human Britain.

Created by Far Few Giants, creators of The Outcast Lovers and The Night Fisherman, The Imagined Leviathan sees you traversing an icy wilderness as you make a pilgrimage to a Stonehenge-esque stone circle. To keep … Read More

There is No Light – Kickstarter Demo

There is No Light is a beautifully animated dark fantasy action RPG set in a deeply religious post-apocalyptic underground world filled with grotesque monsters and abominations of nature.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer back in May, There is No Light is a pixel art action RPG set in a post-apocalyptic world where humanity now lives underground and is ruled by a dark cult … Read More

Goons: Legends of the Hockeyverse – Alpha Sign Up

Goons: Legends of the Hockeyverse is a fast paced PvPvE arcade ice hockey game where uniquely skilled heroes fight and compete to score past each stage's unique AI controlled Goalie.

Playable in 2v2 multiplayer matches (with 3v3 and Free-for-all also planned), in Goons: Legends of the Hockeyverse each team of players attempts to outscore each-other in uniquely themed hockey arenas. It takes place in a … Read More

The Deep Dark Woods – Prototype Download

The Deep Dark Woods is a dark and atmospheric cultist horror game where a young woman unravels old secrets and forgotten sins as she goes searching for her missing mother in a dark woodland.

Currently in development by Regularly Scheduled Programming (creators of Veiled), in The Deep Dark Woods you take on the role of Eliza, a young woman who lives a rather isolated … Read More

Mega Man Perfect Blue – Alpha Demo

Mega Man Perfect Blue is a beautifully animated 8-bit styled Mega Man fan game where Mega Man and his sister (Roll) set out on a glitchy adventure to stop the mysterious Phantasm Nemesis.

Mega Man Perfect Blue aims to reinvent the classic Mega Man formula, while still retaining the core of what makes the Blue Bomber's games so great. It retains a similar style (and … Read More

Crystal Chasers League – Beta Sign Up

Crystal Chasers League is a competitive tournament game where players compete in diverse game modes on foot, in cars, on jetpacks and a variety of other different vehicles that they can jump in and out of at will.

Playable with up to 16 players, Crystal Chasers League isn't just a multiplayer karting game, it's a flying game, a third-person team-based combat game, a scavenger hunt … Read More

Trench Foot – Alpha Demo

Trench Foot is a brutal Warhammer 40k inspired grimdark trench warfare DOOM 2 Total conversion mod where a Templar rallies behind his troops as a rebellion threatens to return the land to its ancient aberrant rulers.

In Trench Foot you take on the role of a lone Templar who has awoken from a deep sleep, surrounded by the bodies of his fallen comrades. After a … Read More

Super Mombo Quest – Beta Demo

Super Mombo Quest is a fast paced and beautifully animated 2D pixel art metroidvania platformer where your aim is to kill all the enemies in each area in one glorious long combo.

Currently in development by Orube Game Studio, Super Mombo Quest could really be called "Super Combo Quest", because that's what the game's about – racking up long "Mombo Combos" by killing all the … Read More

Soldat 2 – Beta Sign Up

Soldat 2 is a wonderfully chaotic 2.5D multiplayer arena shooter that promises to recreate the gameplay of the popular 2002 original and offer plenty of modding features.

Currently in development by Transhuman Design and MM (the creator of the original Soldat), Soldat 2 is a physics-based 2.5D online arena shooter where players do battle on procedurally generated levels. It aims to deliver the classic … Read More

You can't do it alone – Game Jam Build Download

You can't do it alone is an atmospheric first person and second person horror game where you control the movement of the camera and the character as they try to escape a creepy prison.

Created for the Haunted PS1 Summer of Screams, You can't do it alone is a short PS1 styled horror game set in a prison that's been abandoned by the guards, with … Read More

AdventNEON – Alpha Download

AdventNEON is a wonderfully hyperactive action platforming adventure that plays a little like the Mega Man Zero games, but with much more speed, more anarchy and a Smash Bros-esque platform fighter style of combat.

In AdventNEON you step into the shoes of Neon, a spiky-haired combat robot whose power scales as he dishes out beatdowns. So the more pain you inflict, the more powerful … Read More

Rushdown Revolt – Alpha Sign Up

Rushdown Revolt is a combo-focused platform fighting game with beautifully animated characters, highly optimized netcode and spectacle-filled one-on-one battles.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer when it was called Vortex Rising, Rushdown Revolt is a new platform fighter that has risen from the ashes of the now defunct Icons: Combat Arena. The gameplay is focused on combo-filled 1v1 combat, with 2v2 and 3v3 … Read More

Dormiveglia – Kickstarter Demo

Dormiveglia is a beautifully animated 2D action platforming adventure where a young hero with a whip sets out to save her village from a mysterious stranger.

In Dormiveglia you take on the role of Quinn, a young hero whose village is ransacked by a mysterious stranger called Somnia. Somnia is searching for four powerful runes and it's up to you to find them before her … Read More

Starbuster – Beta Demo

Starbuster is a fantastic new Sci-Fi action platforming adventure that plays like a blend of Mega Man Zero and Sonic as a sentient droid and a lizard woman face off against a nefarious imperial army.

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer last year, Starbuster is a fantastic Sci-Fi action platformer with huge multi-route levels, big bosses, lots of interchangeable character upgrades and a well … Read More

Sonic Revert – Alpha Download

Sonic Revert is an incredibly fast, cool and challenging Trackmania inspired Sonic multiplayer racing game where up to 8 players race at high speed through insane gravity defying tracks.

Currently in development by Taldius, Sonic Revert is essentially a multiplayer racing game that imagines what it would be like if Sonic had car-like controls (but still had to navigate crazy gravity-defying Sonic tracks). It turns … Read More

Sonic Galactic – Alpha Demo

Sonic Galactic is a fantastic 2D Sonic fan game with beautifully animated characters, a gorgeous color palette, large sprawling levels, boss fights and five playable characters.

There are plenty of 2D Sonic fan games floating around on the internet, but most of them are just trying to emulate the classic Genesis games. Sonic Galactic does what Sonic Mania managed to do – it recreates the … Read More

Super Mario Flashback (2020) – Alpha Demo

A new build of the fantastic Super Mario Flashback game is now available to download, complete with three full normal levels and one secret one!

Previously featured on Alpha Beta Gamer back in 2018, Super Mario Flashback is a Mario fan game currently being created by Mors. It's been a long time in development (and will likely still be a lot longer in … Read More

FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel – Alpha Demo

FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel is a first person survival horror game set in the ruins of a hotel that's full of dark secrets.

In FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel you take on the role of a young journalist who plans to investigate the rumored supernatural events at a city in Treze Trilhas, Brasil. After staying there for a week with nothing happening and your contact not … Read More

Cosmic Dawn – Alpha Download

Cosmic Dawn is a fast paced and gloriously brutal QUAKE inspired retro run 'n gun FPS where you use big guns to blast big monsters into little fleshy chunks.

Cosmic Dawn is very much a love letter to id Software's classic QUAKE games with fast paced run 'n gun gameplay, chunky 3D visuals, chunky weapons and monstrous enemies that you can blast into bloody chunks. … Read More

PlayStation 5 teases the Black Version for their upcoming Showcase Event, Sept 16

Sony just announced an upcoming showcase event next week for their next-gen console, PlayStation 5. Surprisingly, the promo image included in the announcement teases us the Black Version of the console, making us curious – if they changed their mind and include this variant during the launch this year.

UPDATE as of September 12, 2020 at 11:18PM: Unfortunately, the teases promo image is not a Black variant after all. It is just a shadow, we tried increasing the brightness in Photoshop and it shows the original white version.

Sony wants to give their fans one more look at some of the great games that will be coming to the PS5 launch. The digital showcase event will be lasts for about 40 minutes and features updates on the latest titles from Worldwide Studious and their world-class development partners.

The event will be lived on Twitch or YouTube next week, Wednesday, September 16 at 1pm PDT. In the Philippines, that's Thursday, September 17 at 4:00AM (Manila, Philippine Time).

PS5 Inside the Box, Here's What You Get

The next-gen Playstation (PS5) are just few months away, but Sony is so secretive in showing details of their new console. Apparently, there are some careless distributor leaks some information of what's inside the box including its Model Number and a FREE base.

Twitter user Daniel Ahmed uploaded a photo ( showing parts of some kind of a document, maybe a manual. It contains complete details of what are the contents of both PS5 and PS5 Digital Edition retail boxes would be.

PlayStation 5 Console Inside the Box

  • Model Number: CFI-1015A
  • Box Contents:
    • PlayStation 5 Console
    • Wireless controller
    • 825GB SSD
    • Base
    • HDMI cable
    • AC power cord
    • USB cable
    • Instruction manual
    • ASTRO's PLAYROOM (Pre-installed game. Console may need to be updated to the latest system software version. Internet connection required.)

PlayStation 5 Digital Edition Inside the Box

  • Model Number: CFI-1015B
  • Box Contents:
    • PlayStation 5 Digital Edition
    • Wireless controller
    • 825GB SSD
    • Base
    • HDMI cable
    • AC power cord
    • USB cable
    • Instruction manual
    • ASTRO's PLAYROOM (Pre-installed game. Console may need to be updated to the latest system software version. Internet connection required.)

Both of the system contains the same content except for the console. It is also good thing to know that the storage are separate option from the console, which means it is not soldered in the system and it is replaceable with an aftermarket PCIe 4.0 SSD.

Unfortunately, other accessories like Headset, remote controller and HD camera are not included in the box.

66-Year-old Aiden Pearce is back on Watch Dogs Legion as a Playable Character

First protagonist of Watch Dogs franchise is back in the 3rd installment of the game 'Watch Dogs Legion'. The Fox, Aiden Pearce will be a playable character in the game, but since the Legion is set in the near future at 2040, he aged a little bit older at 66-year-old.

Aiden Pearce was born on May 2, 1974 at Northern Ireland, you played him in Watch Dogs 1 as a 39-year old in the fictional world of Chicago, beating the ctOS operating system that controls the city. In Watch Dogs 3 Legion, near-future London at 2040, he was aged 66 years old with a beard and he will be part in the side story of the game "Story Arc".

The Story Arc is an all-new chapter and only available in Season Pass. In this side-story, Aiden Pearce will be a fully playable character and you'll be unlocking his own story in the game. There are no details yet on how he re-appear in the game or he is a part of resistance, or even a leader of it?

Anyway, here is the full game teaser of the game introducing Aiden Pearce.

Watch Dogs: Legion is now available on XBOX One, PlayStation 4, and PC. It will be soon available on XBOX Series X, S and PlayStation 5 this year.

ASUS ROG announces up to PHP 25K off for selected RTX 2060, 2070 & 2080 Graphics Card

Just in! ASUS Republic of Gamers Facebook page just announced that they're adjusting the prices for their best-selling ROG GeForce RTX 20 Seires graphics card with up to PHP 25,020 off. However, there is no exact information yet if this mark down is available nationwide, or where/how to buy these deals. They only leave a link to their official retailers and resellers; and a note that says "We'll let the photos do the talking, and you do the card hunting.".

Updated as of 09/10/2020 at 10:57 PM, Back2Gaming reported that ASUS representative confirms that the mark down price will be effective starting tomorrow, September 11, 2020.

Here are the prices of card the are set to be mark down.

  • ROG RTX 2080S 08G – PHP 24,490 (PHP 49,510)
  • DUAL RTX 2080S 08G EVO V2 – PHP 23,450 (PHP 44,800)
  • ROG STRIX RTX 2080S A8G – PHP 23,950 (PHP 48,210)
  • ROG STRIX RTX 2070S 08G – PHP 21,450 (PHP 35,950)
  • ROG STRIX RTX 2070S A8G – PHP 20,830 (PHP 34,460)
  • DUAL RTX 2070 08G MINI – PHP 20,830 (PHP 24,170)
  • DUAL RTX 2070 08G EVO V2 – PHP 20,590 (PHP 24,810)
  • ROG STRIX RTX 2060S 08G EVO – PHP 19,610 (PHP 26,840)
  • DUAL RTX 2060S 08G EVO V2 – PHP 18,380 (PHP 24,170)
  • TUF RTX 2060 06G Gaming – PHP 17,940 (PHP 20,090)

This news is exciting for everyone as grabbing yourself an RTX 30 series this year is unsure because of the hype ongoing with its "double performance" against its predecessor. If this markdown is really for a nationwide sale, it will surely sold out their unsold graphics card from the market, because there are people waiting for ages to get a cheap upgrade. But if not, only lucky few folks will be able to enjoy this deal.

As of writing, the prices didn't reflect yet from their online shops at both Lazada and Shopee, some are even out of stock. We will update you with more details once we spot it 😉

Here is the Facebook post announcement.

List of All Redeem Code for Black Desert SEA (Remastered)

Black Desert SEA Remastered is one of the most anticipated MMORPG game on PC and many players are looking for ways to have a starter pack in the game to level up further. From time to time, Pearl Abyss has been dropping redeemable coupon code from their event and news page, and some players might not notice this and was unable to get the free opportunity of getting the new codes.

Table of Contents

  1. Redeem Code List for 2020
  2. How to Redeem Coupon Codes for Black Desert Remastered

To help you stay updated with all of the free redeemable code Pearl Abyss are offering, in this guide, you'll find all of the codes that you can redeem.

Redeem Code List for 2020

As of September 10, 2020, here are the list of redeemable code that you can claim through the game.

Coupon Code Date Added
PEAR-LABY-SS10-YEAR September 10, 2020
HASH-ASHI-NGOO-D202 September 9, 2020
AUTU-MNSE-ASON-GIFT September 8, 2020
HASH-ASHI-N916-SOON September 7, 2020

You can only redeem the code once per account. If some of the code already expired, please let us know in the comment section so we can label it.

How to Redeem the Coupon Code for Black Desert SEA Remastered

To redeem the coupon code, you need to go to the Redemption Page at

You need to login your account, either through Facebook, Steam or Black Desert account.

Once you've authorized the login, you'll be able to redeem the codes. Just copy and paste each of the code and you'll be able to receive the item from your inventory or in-game mailbox.

You have to take note that entering incorrect code for 10 times will prevent you from entering it again for 1 hour.

If you haven't downloaded or played Black Desert Remastered yet, you can now purchase it from Steam for a discounted price.

That's it, guys!

Ragnarok Mobile 6v6 PVP Event Details (New Season Sept 12 to Oct 17)

Every week, Ragnarok M Eternal Love will have a 6 weeks of the new season 6v6 PVP match for all adventurer, it will be held every Saturday from 1:00PM to 1:00AM (Manila, Philippine Time). The first round is this Saturday September 12 and will end on October 17, 2020.

Each player will have a chance to join the match 10 times per week.


  • Players need to have level 90 above to join the match.
  • Each team needs to form a party of 6 players. If a party is not full, it will be automatically find a pool of player to join your party.

How to Start 6v6 PVP Match

There will be an icon on the game screen where you'll be able to join the match, click it, form a party of 6 and you're good to go. Or you need to find the Team NPC Competition Merchant, Don.

Each round will have a duration of 10 minutes, the main objective is you need to collect points as many as possible for your team.

How to Earn Points

To earn more points, players need to do the following task.

  • Hold on the Elemental Orbs
  • Conquer fixed Spot Resources
  • Eliminate your opponents

How to Win

To win the match, team who reached a maximum points of 4,000 will win the game automatically. If the time limit reached, the team with many points will win.


Teams can earn Honor Proof and Through-war Coin in the matches. Which player can used to exchange for past season mount and pets from the NPC Don, Team Competition Merchant.

At the end of the season, player who reach certain ranks and top 600 will get the following rewards.

Rank Rewards
Top 150 Legend tier Players Thunderbolt Sheep Egg

Item Type: Pet Egg

Move Spd +25%
Top 300 Legend tier Players Whirlwind Sheep Egg

Item Type: Pet Egg

Move Spd +25%
Top 600 Legend tier Players Bell Sheep Egg

Item Type: Pet Egg

Move Spd + 25%
Legend Tier Reward Wild Ridge

Item Type: Tail

Dmg Reduc. +4%
In the Arena Mode (6v6), DMG Reduction +20% and Magic Reduction -10%

Deposit Reward:
M.Atk +3
Max HP +30
War God Tier Rewards Bone Shackles [1]

Item Type: Headwear

Max HP + 1000
In the Arena Mode (6v6), the effect (chance and time) of poisoning and freezing-type of attacks + 25%

Deposit Reward:
Atk + 3
Max HP + 30
Elite Tier Reward Mini Martin Egg

Item Type: Pet Egg
Fighter Tier Reward Scorching Roar

Item Type: Mouth

Dmg Reduction for the Demi-Human Race + 5%
In the Arena Mode (6v6), DMG increase for the Demi-human race +10%

Deposit Reward: Max HP + 60

Netflix FREE to Watch in the Philippines are Stranger Things, Boss Baby and more

With people being stuck at home because of lockdown and safety, Netflix is now offering selected movies and series to watch for FREE in the Philippines and neighboring countries. Complete series and movies like Stranger Things and Bird Box are now free to watch in Netflix, you don't need any account or subscription to watch it. Just click and play.

To watch these movies and series for free, just head to

Below are the list of FREE Netflix Movies and Series for this month:

  • The Stranger Things
  • Elite
  • Murder Mystery
  • Bird Box
  • Boss Baby Back in Business
  • The Two Popes
  • When They See Us

All of the movie listed in that page will be free of charge and you just need to confirm your age to continue. This is available to most platform (Android, Laptops, Desktop and even on TV) except on iOS devices. You just need to open the URL with your favorite browser to watch them for free.

When you try to access the page from your iPhone devices, it will give you an error saying "This device (iPhone) doesn't support our free preview. You can watch on a desktop computer, a laptop, or an Android phone. Enter your email address and we'll send you a link. (Once you're a member, you'll be able to watch anytime, anywhere, on any device)

Currently, the monthly price for Netflix subscription is ranging from PHP 149 up to PHP 549. The high tier Premium (PHP 549) provide free 4 sharing account that you can lend to your friend for them to watch the movies/series for free.

Are you going to have a marathon watching the Stranger Things tonight? Let us know in the comment section.

Lite Version, XBOX Series S Leaked, starts at $299

A lite and affordable version of XBOX Series has been leaked ahead of announcement this coming days. The next-gen console is reportedly a lite version of the XBOX Series X with a price point of $299 (PHP 14,545). The first image was first reported by YouTuber Brad Sams from his website Thurrott and later another twitter user @WalkingCat shows a video footage of the leaked console showing the full design of the console and its estimated price.

Update as of 09/08/2020 @ 3:41 PM: Microsoft officially announced the XBOX Series S, Next gen-performance in the smallest XBOX ever. $299.

Its been long rumored that Microsoft is working on two types of XBOX Series that matches their previous console XBOX One X and XBOX One S. The new XBOX Series S will have 1/3 of the performance of the XBOX Series X, at around 4 teraflops of GPU performance compare to the 12 teraflops of the latter. But the Series S will fully benefit the increased performance of its new CPU and fast SSD storage, which just means it could run the next gen games without hiccups. Considering you will be playing most of their game on an non-4k display. If you're planning to play on 4k, you should get the Series X.

The affordable price of XBOX Series S will attract more players to try and board to the XBOX ecosystem, especially for players that don't mind playing in 1080p display.

It is expected to released on November 11, 2020 and Microsoft is set to held a press event soon showcasing more details of their next-gen console, including the official price.

Are you team XBOX? If not, a team Playstation or RTX maybe? is the affordable lite version of XBOX will make you try their console? Let us know in the comment section below.

PBA Basketball Slam's Early Access is now Out on Steam

PBA fans rejoice! You can now finally play the most anticipated PBA game in your PC as an Early Access of the game are now available on Steam. An independent game studio from the Philippines, Ranida Games announced this week that the PBA Basketball Slam: Arcade Edition is now available on Steam as an Early Access.

PBA Basketball Slam: Arcade Edition is a two on two arcade style full court basketball game, you can pick different from PBA and their roster lineup like from the PBA rosters like June Mar Fajardo, James Yap and many more. The game supports multi-language like English, Tagalog, Spanish and Portuguese with more to be added soon.

If you'd like to try out the game, it is now on sale for their special launch week promotion of 25% off at PHP 119.96 from its regular price of PHP 159.95. You can check their steam page at

You can also check their launch trailer below.

Here are some features of the game at Early Access version:

  • PBA teams and roster
  • 2-on-2 arcade-style full court basketball gameplay
  • 6 free court locations to play
  • Full controller support
  • Option to use keyboard on single player mode
  • Local Multiplayer mode, supporting up to four players
  • Play online using Steam Remote Play
  • English, Tagalog, Spanish, and Portuguese language support

When the game is fully release, these features will also be added into the game and it will be available for free to those who own the Early Access version.

  • Campaign mode
  • Create Player feature
  • Shops and locker feature
  • More basketball court locations
  • More music and voice-overs
  • More polished gameplay and user interface

Are you playing this very first Filipino basketball game on Steam and PC? Let us know in the comment section below.

How to Get 300,001 Bloodpoints Redeem Codes in Dead By Daylight

Dead by Daylight in partnership with Discord is giving away a FREE 150,000 Bloodpoints to all players in the game. Plus, another giveaway that will give you 150,001 Bloodpoints. In total you'll get 300,001 Bloodpoints that you can use in the game, the giveaway will be in a form of a redeem key.

For you who haven't yet played Dead by Daylight, it is a 4 vs 1 multiplayer game where one player will take the role of a save killer, and the other four will play as survivors, trying to complete some objectives to escape from the killer.

Dead by Daylight was first released on Windows in 2016. And later available on console platform PS4, XBOX and Nintendo Switch.

How to Redeem the Code

Redeeming the code is simple, basically, you need to go to the in-game store.

Then there should be a Redeem Code at the front page.

Enter the following code to receive the total 300K Bloodpoints:


You need to redeem the code one by one.

Once done, you'll receive the points and ready to use it to pay for some in-game item at the store.

The code is available on PC and Consoles platform.

That's it!