I met a girl at a party and she said, "Come outside and I'll show you a good time."So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.
An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.
This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.
What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.
Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.