Google distances itself from Epic versus Apple legal dispute

As judges attempt to determine whether Epic's dispute with Google is related to the Fortnite maker's other dispute with Apple, Google has advised the two cases "should not be related." ...

EA removes intrusive ads from UFC 4 following fan complaints

EA has removed a variety of intrusive in-game advertisements from UFC 4 after being inundated with fan complaints. ...

Epic is attempting to have Fortnite reinstated on the App Store

Epic Games will attempt to have Fortnite reinstated on the App Store by filling a preliminary injunction against Apple on September 28, 2020.  ...

Get a job: Join Wooga as a Unity Game Engineer

Our ideal candidate is a team player who looks forward to working together with other engineers, product, and art team members to raise the bar in terms of quality. ...

The Witcher 3's next-gen debut promises free upgrade for current-gen owners

The Witcher 3 is joining the growing list of games that plan to bridge the generational gap, and notably the 5 year old title isn†™t charging current gen owners a penny to upgrade to the next-gen version.  ...

Blog: The hidden art of pacing - Part 2

The bridging of the gap between writers and designers continues by breaking down conventional structures and exchanging techniques. ...

Don't Miss: Deaf accessibility in video games

We strive for players of all backgrounds to enjoy our games, including those who are d/Deaf and hard of hearing. So how can we make our games more accessible? ...

Remaining Lab Zero staff laid off following dev exodus

Skullgirls developer Lab Zero has laid off the remainder of its staff shortly after many members of the team departed the studio over issues with its owner Mike Zaimont. ...

Video: How a newbie solo dev landed their game on Xbox Game Pass

In this 2020 GDC Summer talk Studio Zevere's Davionne Gooden discusses his four-year journey taking She Dreams Elsewhere from a scrappy solo project begun in high school to a fully-realized game. ...

Game Discoverability Now: Are the 'store wars' really upon us?

Unfortunately for everyone hoping that royalty percentages for third-party game studios will improve, I'm not sure it's going to happen soon. Theories - and plenty of other game discovery news - within. ...

Nintendo eShop policy change gives shoppers more time to cancel pre-orders

Nintendo has altered its cancellation policy to let consumers opt-out of digital pre-orders up to one week before launch.  ...

Blog: Dynamic map elements in RTS games

There are tactics and strategy games where the map itself is able to be modified by players in a variety of ways: opening up new attack paths or closing them off, changing which areas of the map players care about and want to contest. ...

Get a job: The Savannah College of Art & Design is hiring a Chair of Visual Effects

In this role, you will direct the SCAD Savannah visual effects department, develop curriculum, and teach classes annually as assigned ...

Don't Miss: Mario maestro Koji Kondo on composing the classics

In this classic 2014 interview, the composer behind everything from Ocarina of Time to Super Mario 64 offers timeless advice to fellow video game composers. ...

With profit and revenue on the rise, CD Projekt heaps praise on The Witcher 3

It's been over five years since CD Projekt Red launched The Witcher 3, and even still the game remains a key contributor to CD Projekt's earnings. ...

Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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I've done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.

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Spoof Writer Receives 3-Star Rating For Story

A frequent, though, by no means the most frequent, contributor to a satirical news website, has said he was interested to note that a reader of one of his stories had awarded it a 3-star rating today, which was thought-provoking. Moys Kenwood, 57,…

Fly swatting in France can be an explosive hobby!

(NOT EDITED) Flies are pests, full stop! Maybe not as bad as mosquitoes or gnats, but they are still a damn nuisance! However, a French fly, not a Spanish one (really irritating), got his own back whilst pestering a farmer's wife in her kitchen. T…

Punk Rockers Called Mod's Scooter A 'Puff Chariot'

A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…

Nancy Poozleosi Claims Her Shih Tzu Ate Her Face Mask

BILLINGSGATE POST: If there is any certainty in this world, it’s that Nancy Poozleosi will never admit a mistake. The name “Poozleosi” is a story in itself. In Ken Kesey’s novel, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, McMurphy is ruminating about the…

LGBTQ Community goes Animal

The glamour of Christopher Street parades around the world is a beacon of light in the face of discrimination and exclusion within society. And friends of the LGBTQ community are now welcoming a host of new members…so to say. Having recently add…

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Reports That Trump’s Chauffeur is Voting for Joe Biden

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - The queen of MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, has learned from a White House insider that the President’s personal chauffeur has said that he is not going to vote for Trump. The chauffeur, who asked that his name not be used,…

Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - The publishers of Michael Cohen’s new tell-all book are as happy as beavers in a lumber yard. The book is titled “I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana, and Stormy All Put Together”. Pr…

Donald Trump To Fire The Messenger

Donald Trump, the Abuser-In-Chief of free speech, has declared that Jennifer Griffen, of Fox News, should be fired because she corroborated the Atlantic Monthly story about Trump: At the gravesite in Arlington Cemetery, Trump referred to the buried s…

A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) â€" Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…

Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…

Fox on the run after nicking chicken!

(UNEDITED) Foxes, renowned for their sly and clever behavior, are beating poachers at their own game. A fox called, Father Fox, went out on his nocturnal hunt only to find local farm cats had nicked all the field mice and small mammals in his hunt…

Dog receives ballot for November election; holds news conference

Mr. Trump has announced that the Democrats are sinking to new lows by sending ballots to cats and dogs across the nation. Democrats have denied the charge, saying any case of a pet (dead or alive) receiving a ballot is a minor glitch in the voting…

Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, who was dropped by national team boss Gareth Southgate for the Three Lions' match in Iceland last night, has said that he was so frustrated and angry about the decision, that he didn't even b…

Cops Foil Lockdown Crime Wave

Police have foiled several hold-up attempts during the virus lockdown. “Robbers were confused,” said Chief Inspector Nickem. “We was confused,” admitted getaway driver Andy Wither-Jumplead. “It’s not fair,” complained Al Cumquietly. “We couldn’t…

A 94-Year-Old Great Grandmother In North Dakota Caught With 283 Opioid Pills In Her Size 44-DDDD Bra

FARGO, North Dakota â€" (Satire News) â€" Local authorities informed the local CBS television affiliate that, acting on a tip, they apprehended an elderly woman in possession of a large amount of illegal opioids. The Fargo Police Department arrested 9…

Euro Countries Covid-19 Smoke Screens

With the gradual increase of Coronavirus cases taking hold in all of the European countries, the various governments have been accused of masking the true spread of the pandemic by utilising 'Smoke Screen' tactics. Spain was yesterday accused by t…

Prime Minister Set To Bring Back Sunday Bathtimes…

In a bizarre twist to all the Covid-19 nonsense, where both the British Prime Minister and the American President claimed that children cannot get the virus, they have backtracked, and said they could get it when they are older. It's almost 30 yea…

Boeing Uncover New Medium-Sized Aircraft

Aircraft maker Boeing have unveiled their new 'Boeing 666' aircraft, specifically produced for the European short-haul market. Boeing Chairpersonage Barry Marshmallow told us, "We're very excited to announce the '666'. Apart from a greener engine,…

Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) - Howard Stern has just expressed what tens of millions of civilized people have said about grown men who ambush animals. The shock jock said that these pantywaists like the Trump boys, Eric and Donnie Jr., think th…

Shoe Shop For People With One Foot Now Open

A shoe shop that caters exclusively for people with one leg, or rather, with one foot, has opened its doors to the general public, or rather, that section of the general public that has only one foot. The Landmine Footwear Emporium deals specific…

So-called Stonehenge Experts Put In Their Place

A high school student has miraculously uncovered the secret past of Stonehenge. After centuries of 'spoof stories' being released about druids, pagans and monks, Dean Turnbridge just walked into his local library and looked at a book. "It's qu…

Lie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.

According to unconfirmed White House sources, over two hundred lie-detector machines have been junked because they continually blew their fuses when Mr Trump and White House staff took the test. Each test takes approximately ten minutes, and cover…

Gay cat turns hetero after being wooed by hot feline!

(UNEDITED) A farm cat called, Anton, refused to acknowledge the existence of female cats on the farm where he resides. The farmer's wife, who feeds the cats, observed Anton, and came to the conclusion that he was gay! The other male tom cats on th…

One of Mexico's Greatest Bullfighters Swears He Caught (La) Coronavirus From Bull Spit

TIJUANA, Mexico â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Mexico’s La Palabra News has stated that one of the nation’s greatest matadors, Habanero Del Chipotle, says he's come down with the Coronavirus. La Coronavirus, as it is called in Mexico, until recently, had not…

Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List

As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list. The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization…

Man Would Have Liked To Have Killed Woman In Book

A man reading a book became so hateful of one of its female characters, that he claims he would have liked to have killed her with his own bare hands, or, in a variety of other ways. The book in question, 'Une Page d'Amour', by Emile Zola, was bei…

How Did The U.S. Become A Police State?

Thinking heads are questioning, "When did the U.S. become a police state?" We don’t exactly hear the Anne Frank police siren on squad cars slowly moving down streets, but it’s close. Many are wringing their hands, wondering how the Trump nightmare ha…

It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - A report that appeared on Fox News clearly shows that President Trump now spends more time denying things he has said than he does in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. Trump denies he said that Neptune is a co…

Humble taxi driver has solved a Biblical mystery - or has he?

A Bulgarian taxi driver has discovered the ruins of the legendary Tower of Babel. The gentleman was driving an Iranian national to his home in the north of Iran, when he spotted some loose gravel which was a different colour to the soil around i…

A Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall

PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico â€" (Satire News) â€" Border Patrol agents report that they saw a cat carrying a small backpack scale Trump's Border Wall. The agents are 99.8% certain that the backpack was filled with cocaine. They informed a reporter…

Panka Second in Chips After WPT World Online Championships Main Event Day 1a

Dominik Panka World Poker Tour World Online Championships

A total of 521 players entered on Day 1a; Day 1b takes place Sunday, 13 September

Two More WSOP Winners Crowned; Gathy Wins Fourth Bracelet

Michael Gathy wins fourth WSOP bracelet

Just one event remains in the 2020 WSOP Online on GGPoker.

Sunday Briefing: Artur Martirosian Bags $265K Score

Artur Martirosian

Check out the biggest online poker tournament results from September 6, 2020.

HexaPro Jackpot Mania Makes It 10x More Likely To Win Big

Unibet Poker HexaPro

Find out more about the €100,000 HexaPro Jackpot Mania promotion.

WCOOP 2020 Day 8: Third Title for Mateos; Two for Stokkan as Holz Leads SHR

More winners have been crowned in the PokerStars World Championship of Online Poker with Fedor Holz chip leader of the $25k SHR

Holz is the chip leader of the $25,000 WCOOP Super High Roller with 13 players remaining.

Poker Hall of Famer & WPT Legend Mike Sexton Passes Away (1947-2020)

Mike Sexton left behind a huge legacy in poker.

Mike Sexton passed away with his family by his side.

Fedor Holz Wins Second Bracelet in WSOP Online Event #79: $25,000 Heads Up NLHE ($1,077,025)

Fedor Holz Wins Second Bracelet in WSOP Online Event #79: $25,000 Heads Up NLHE ($1,070,250)

The GGPoker ambassador doubled his bracelet tally on the final Sunday of the WSOP Online!

Take On Paddy Power Poker's Challenge and Win MTT Entries

Paddy Power Poker

Learn more about the Paddy Power Poker €30K Giveaway.

Melika Razavi Wins First WSOP Gold Bracelet in Event #82: $1,050 Beat the Pros ($239,180)

Iranian Beauty Queen Melika Razavi Wins WSOP Gold Bracelet in Event #82 ($239,180)

The motivational speaker, magician, and former Miss Global Iran defeated a 2,024-player field to win the bracelet.

WCOOP 2020 Day 7: Yuri "theNERDguy" Dzivielevski First Repeat Winner of WCOOP 2020

WCOOP 2020 Day 7: Yuri "theNERDguy" Dzivielevski First Repeat Winner of WCOOP 2020

Dzivielevski won the $1K NL 2-7 Single Draw earlier this week.

WPT GTO Trainer Hands of the Week: Big Blind Defense with Shallow Stacks

WPT GTO Trainer Hands of the Week: Big Blind Defense with Shallow Stacks

Regular play on the WPT GTO Trainer will help you adjust your decisions closer and closer to GTO strategy.

Stoyan Madanzhiev Wins the 2020 GGPoker WSOP Online Main Event ($3,904,686)

Stoyan Madanzhiev Wins the 2020 GGPoker WSOP Online Main Event ($3,904,686)

The biggest prize ever awarded in online poker history goes to Bulgaria!

LearnWPT Announces 3-Day Digital Workshop with Tony Dunst and Nick Binger

LearnWPT Announces 3-Day Digital Workshop with Tony Dunst and Nick Binger

Team LearnWPT are set to share cutting edge strategies in a three-day Strategy Workshop

Get to Know the WSOP Bracelet Winners on GGPoker (Part 2)

Enrico Camosci

Russia, Italy, Canada. GGPoker's WSOP bracelet winners come from all across the world. Learn about some of the winners and their stories in this series on PokerNews.

The Eight Types of Nicknames You See at the WSOP Online at GGPoker

GGPoker aliases

How many of these poker nickname formats have you seen at GGPoker?

Five Ways to Play the Superstorm at 888poker for FREE

Superstorm at 888poker

Discover five ways you can play in the $1 million Superstorm Main Event for free at 888poker.

WCOOP 2020 Day 6: Three New Winners Crowned

2020 WCOOP at PokerStars

Russia's "LeslieGroves" collected the biggest prize on Friday night after shipping WCOOP-16-H: $10,300 PKO for $263,328 including bounties.

Previewing the Final Four in the $25K Heads-Up on GGPoker

Fedor Holz headlines the final four in the $25K Heads-Up event.

Can Fedor Holz grab his second WSOP bracelet?

Seven Natural8 Players Among the Final 38 in the $5,000 Main Event

Seven Natural8 Players Among the Final 38 in the $5,000 Main Event

Just 38 players remain in the 2020 WSOP Online Main Event

Win Your Way Into The WPTWOC Main Event From Only $2.20

WPTWOC Main Event Satellites

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