Get a job: Gearbox is hiring a Systems Designer

This role is focused on creating gameplay systems and systemic content that result in a fun, imaginative, rewarding experiences for all players. ...



Microsoft's game revenue up by $550 million as Xbox readies for Series X debut

While the Xbox One generation is winding down, the Xbox brand is holding strong and is even listed as a driving force behind year-over-year growth in the †œmore personal computing† as a whole. ...



Don't Miss: Looking back at Left 4 Dead's dynamic AI

Take a look back at this 2013 blog about the unique way the series' AI system fueled the procedural narrative of the classic zombie game. ...



Report: Latest Cyberpunk 2077 delay announcement blindsides its dev team

CD Projekt Red has delayed Cyberpunk 2077, but according to comments now circulating online it did so without first informing the developers currently working on the game. ...



Call for data: (Steam) game revenue over time?

So your game made $50k in its first week on Steam. But at the end of Year 1, will you have $100k or $250k? Fill in the survey to find out averages! (Plus: bonus takeaways from previous surveys.) ...



Unity teams up with Lego to teach kids about game development

A new Unity Microgame aims to introduce fledgling game makers to the building blocks needed to make their own short games. ...



Sony delays PS5 launch title Destruction AllStars until 2021

Sony has delayed its multiplayer vehicular brawler Destruction AllStars to February 2021, meaning the PlayStation 5's launch lineup just got a little bit lighter.  ...



Video: A better way of depicting war in games

In this 2018 GDC session Bohemia Interactive's Andrew Barron discusses his experience making game-based training simulators for military use to help developers better understand the realities of war. ...



Ubisoft and Netflix partner for live action Assassin's Creed series

Ubisoft and Netflix are partnering up to create a new live action series based on the Assassin's Creed franchise.  ...



Uplay+ subscription rebrands as Ubisoft+ and adds multi-platform support

Ubisoft is rebranding its Uplay+ subscription service as Ubisoft+ and adding multi-platform support. ...



Starbreeze CEO Mikael Nermark resigns with immediate effect

Mikael Nermark has resigned as CEO of Payday 2 developer Starbreeze with immediate effect due to personal reasons. ...



Bending the world of Blightbound to lower the horizon

This blog shows how in Blightbound we kept the horizon on-screen by subtly bending the world. ...



Get a job: Insomniac Games is hiring a Graphics Programmer

Insomniac Games is looking for a Mid-to-Senior Level Graphics Programmer to join our Core team, responsible for our studio's game engine and tools. ...



Clever game dev tech is at the core of Watch Dogs Legion's London

A recent story from The Washington Post dives into how Ubisoft approached developing a game where the concept of a non-player character doesn't really exist. ...



Don't Miss: 7 examples of game AI that every developer should study

These games are all notable for the interesting, clever, novel ways in which they use AI. All are worth a closer look if you're eager to let a little algorithmic thinking improve your game design. ...



Met a girl at a party …

I met a girl at a party and she said, "Come outside and I'll show you a good time."So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.

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Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Latin

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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Trump Does Not Want To Win Reelection

Donald Trump does not want to win reelection. He’s done everything to abuse the office, alienate supporters, create chaos with the Constitution, confuse our allies, scientists, even calling doctors thieves. Still, the crowds keep showing up and cheer…

Liam Neeson 'Taken 4' Performance "Exceptional"

Fans of the 'Taken' movies will be interested to learn that the fourth film in the series, 'Taken 4: A Ride' will be released into cinemas a week on Monday, 9 November, or 9/11. Liam Neeson once again plays Bryan Mills, the former CIA operative wh…

Man Killed Rat Before Going To Bed, Then Had Nightmare

Unusual experiences leading up to bedtime can have strange effects on our mibds once we have eventually got to sleep, and this was true for one man last night, after he spotted a rat in his house, and bashed its brains out with a sweeping brush. M…

B. O. Plenty Endorses Sleepy Joe Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: B. O. Plenty, the husband of Gravel Gertie and father of Sparkle Plenty, today announced his support for Sleepy Joe Biden. Sparkle was a child prodigy at the age of two. Already talking and doing chores at her home in Fontana, s…

The Atlanta Falcons Have The Ugliest Football Playing Field in The Entire NFL

ATLANTA â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Sports Territory Magazine recently took a poll, and asked readers to choose their 'ugliest football stadium in the NFL'. STM writer Hiawatha Pamplona said that the overwhelming winner was Mercedes-Benz Stadium, home to…

Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask

Prince Louis, the youngest son of Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, and his wife, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, has come in for some rather severe criticism tonight, after he was seen in public not wearing any kind of face protection.

President Trump is Mad at The World Because He Knows Melania Is Getting Ready to Divorce Him

MIAMI â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump somehow found the time to play golf at his own Trump Doral Golf Course. CNN reports that he rode around in a golf cart that the American taxpayers paid for, while millions of Americans are unemployed, and wi…

Don Lemon Says That There is Just No Way That A Straight Man Can Hate Women as Much as President Trump Does

NEW YORK CITY â€" CNN host Don “Rainbow” Lemon recently told fellow host Chris Cuomo that he has never known a man who hates women more than President Trump does. He pointed out that POTUS hates Senator Elizabeth Warren, Michigan Governor Gretchen W…

New day-in-the-life-of-a-sheep analytical study emerges with fast delivery from Amazon

Breaking: For the first time in Earth's history, a new type of author has been found, proudly announced through Amazon dot com and Mr. Bezos. That is, a sheep as scribeâ€"yes, from the animal of the species ovis balantes dispersusâ€"has emerged with a…

The World Is Flat And Doctors Are Liars Says, Donald Trump

In his last-ditch attempt to win reelection, and kick COVID-19 into the history books, Donald Trump claims that COVID-19 is gone, over with, no longer an issue. With 9,000 dying 3 days before election day, Trump may as well say that the world is f…

Skeleton glad to be staying indoors

Skeleton Gary Jones is glad that, this year, he can stay in. 'No-one seems to be doing anything for Halloween this year, so I don't think I will,' said the strangely cheerful, bloodless, skinless and internal organ-less married father-of-three.

Spider's Web survives third week in the corner

Spider's web Gavin Williamson is smug, having survived his third week in the corner of your bedroom. The long piece of webbing, that began his life in the rear end of a spider, has smugly been hanging around in the corner because, as always, you d…

Photocopiers breathing a sigh of relief

Photocopiers across the country are breathing a sigh of relief, as all office Christmas parties have been banned, due to Covid 19. Gestetner 39ZX Donna said: 'Yes, thank God that Kevin and Amanda won't be photocopying their backsides this year. Am…

Ivanka Trump Birthday Latest

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Hapy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! There were scenes of joy at the White House today, as President Trump's favorite daughter, Ivanka, celebrated her birthday in style, with a huge…

The President Secretly Tells Son Barron That He May Launch a Missile Towards China Just To Stir Things Up

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" One of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect 14-year-old Barron Trump has said that he is very concerned with the President’s mental state. The unnamed agent commented that Trump is doing some really stra…

Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview

As the Big Fight countdown counts down and the 'Scrap of the Old Guys' on 3 November gets ever nearer, a sober analysis of the two contenders shows that Democrat Joe Biden might be found wanting in his bid to gain the edge over President Trump in thi…

A Hacker Hacks Into President Trump’s Campaign Website And Reveals Very Revealing Secrets

LAS VEGAS â€" (Satire News) â€" Political Salad Bar Magazine has stated that a computer hacker has hacked into President Trump’s campaign website. A private computing anti-hacking company told PSBM that the hacker is extremely professional, and was ab…

Trump Using Fake/Misleading Video About Biden

Donald Trump is using a faked, misleading video to ridicule opponent Joe Biden. Trump hasn't looked in the mirror lately. Fake and misleading is the tan makeup and Elvis red hair comb-over. Wearing the overcoat on a hot day is trying to fake and misl…

Two Million U.S. Presidential Election Ballots Are Discovered in a Dumpster in Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) â€" Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine is reporting that 2 million U.S. voting ballots were confiscated in Mexico by a task force comprising members with the FBI, CIA, IRS, and IUD. The ballots were transported on an Ae…

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback

DALLAS â€" (Satire Sports) â€" Jerry Jones is in a world of hurt, as they say out yonder in the Lone Star state. The Cowboys owner is down to having to use his third-string quarterback, Ben DiNucci, after Dak Prescott and Andy Dalton have both been i…

Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation

The Intercept has clarified its editorial policies, following Glenn Greenwald's sudden departure from that organization. In essence, Mr. Greenwald "used to be" top-notch, but has fallen to new lows of self-serving and otherwise scratching his ass.

Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens

Former business associate of Hunter Biden, Mr. Tony Bobulinski, yesterday invited Representative Schiff to a showdown and “manly resolution”. “In the old days, there was the duel,” Mr. Bobulinski (earlier an expert wrestler) said. “Today? Well, h…

America Disappears

The USA has completely disappeared. Canada and Mexico awoke today to find no land connecting them. Our correspondent in Tijuana, Sam Brero, says there were reports around the time of the US presidential election of one of the candidates dressed as a…

Top 10 Reasons to Reelect President Trump

Here are the top 10 reasons for patriotic Americans to reelect President Donald J. Trump. But don’t worry if you can’t make it to the polls on election day. It might not matter at the end of that day. If, by some unimaginable fluke, President T…

Ted Cruz to Twitter: “Stop Censuring Trump; My Wife IS Ugly and My Dad DID Kill JFK“

Washington - The presidents of Twitter, Facebook and Google were called in front of a Senate Committee chaired by Texas Senator Ted Cruz, a Republican who grilled the social media companies about actions they have taken to censure information on thei…

Hammock Collapsed, Whilst Man's Wife Was Sleeping In It

Hammocks are a 'cool' way to relax and enjoy a rest, and are known for their comfort and ability to gently rock to sleep anyone in need of a long nap - until they collapse, that is! And, despite what you might think, hammocks collapse with alarmin…

Smell Of Dead Animal Pervaded The Air In Room

The smell of death is not one easily forgotten once it has been smelt, and that was the case for one family this week, after they became aware of a dreadful stench, in their bedroom, of some kind of animal which, despite a lengthy search, could not b…

Fox News Reports Some Election Night Hosts Are Out With The Coronavirus, So Scott Baio, Kanye West, and Diamond and Silk Will Be Stepping In

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) â€" The powers that be at Fox News are in a tizzy, after several of their top hosts and employees have tested positive for the Trumpapalooza virus. iNews is reporting that Brett Baier, Martha MacCallum, Dana Perino, and…

Even rugby players can't tell the difference between Rugby League and Rugby Union

Due to a misunderstanding, a game was played in Huddersfield last weekend between Rugby League team Huddersfield Thickos and Rugby Union side Leeds Numbnuts. The cause of the gaffe has been traced back to a clerical error where the Thickos were ac…

Special celebration in Italian town

People living in the southern Italian town of Brindisi have celebrated following the news that one of their own has been made a Legionnaire by the Italian Government. What this means is that the awarded person has the freedom of the town or city i…

Crown Trick Review

Crown Trick Review
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

Crown Trick Gallery

Crown Trick Gallery
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Marvel's Avengers: Pro Tips - Bane Modifier

Marvel's Avengers: Pro Tips - Bane Modifier


Far Cry New Dawn: Meet the Voice Actors Behind The Twins | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Meet the Voice Actors Behind The Twins | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: First 12 Minutes | Intro Gameplay | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: First 12 Minutes | Intro Gameplay | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: Story Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Story Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: Launch Gameplay Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Launch Gameplay Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: How To Upgrade Your Home Base | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: How To Upgrade Your Home Base | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: Official World Premiere Gameplay Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Official World Premiere Gameplay Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: Customization Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Customization Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: Boar Rampage & Crazy Moments Gameplay | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Boar Rampage & Crazy Moments Gameplay | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: Post-Apocalyptic Gameplay and Character Details | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Post-Apocalyptic Gameplay and Character Details | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry | Game Awards 2018 Teaser Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry | Game Awards 2018 Teaser Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]


Far Cry New Dawn: Fight New Enemies, Travel To New Locations, and Pet New Animals | Ubisoft [NA]

Far Cry New Dawn: Fight New Enemies, Travel To New Locations, and Pet New Animals | Ubisoft [NA]


Agent 47 debuts on Nintendo Switch in Hitman 3: Cloud Version

Agent 47 debuts on Nintendo Switch in Hitman 3: Cloud Version
Time for another cold kill.

DIRT 5 | Official Launch Trailer | Launching From November 6 | Next-Gen Off-Road Racing

DIRT 5 | Official Launch Trailer | Launching From November 6 | Next-Gen Off-Road Racing


ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA  - CINEMATIC TV COMMERCIAL

ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA  - CINEMATIC TV COMMERCIAL


BPM: BULLETS PER MINUTE Review

BPM: BULLETS PER MINUTE Review
Time to kick some demon ass! To the beat of some kicking music of course!

Pumpkin Jack Review

Pumpkin Jack Review
Just in time for a spooky scary Halloween is Pumpkin Jack -- a rascally pumpkin headed character ready to take down all that is good in a boring, prosperous human world.

Pumpkin Jack Gallery

Pumpkin Jack Gallery
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