New virtual reality boots let gamers walk around video games

Called the Ecto One, developed by Ekto VR, the boots have two rotating plates which can twist to the direction that the wearer is walking in. When the ...

6 Ways of Healthcare Transformation with Medical Virtual Reality in 2020

Virtual Reality ( VR) completely replaces a user's view with a different scene, such as a video game or a film of a rollercoaster ride. Augmented Reality ...

Get a job: New Moon Production is hiring a Product Manager

At New Moon Production we specialize in game development for both mobile and web. We are looking for a Product Manager to kick ass and develop awesome games. ...

Nintendo's lawsuit against Switch hack seller to land it $2 million in damages

A lawsuit levied by Nintendo against one seller of a popular hack that allows for piracy of Nintendo Switch games is moving toward conclusion, with a proposed final judgment ordering the retailer Uberchips to pay Nintendo $2 million. ...

Video: How Star Renegades borrowed the Nemesis system for a turn-based RPG

Developers Ken Soto and Peter McLaren of Massive Damage dropped by the GDC Twitch channel to discuss the making of Star Renegades. ...

Don't Miss: How Insomniac built Marvel's Spider-Man to do whatever a spider can

Insomniac Games' Ryan Smith talks to Gamasutra about the game design foundations of Marvel's Spider-Man (and how far back in Insomniac Games history they go). ...

Google's new $50 Chromecast won't support Stadia until sometime in 2021

Google has officially announced a streamlined and slightly cheaper Chromecast kit, but the $50 device doesn't support Google†™s own game streaming service Stadia at launch. ...

Steam's next digital game festival takes aim at a single genre: digital tabletop games

Valve has announced its latest digital event: a week-long celebration of digital tabletop games and the developers that make them. ...

Video: The business of fair play

In this 2020 GDC Summer session, Riot Games' Weszt Hart breaks down how "fair play" can be a useful measuring stick for how effective a Player Dynamics team is performing at a studio. ...

Blog: Creating my facts-first game metrics website GameDataCrunch

I'm working on a new website called, a new way to understand the game industry by looking at metrics and slicing them up in a bunch of different ways. ...

CD Projekt backtracks on anti-crunch commitments ahead of Cyberpunk launch

Cyberpunk 2077 developer CD Projekt Red has regained on its promise to avoid mandatory crunch on the long-gestating RPG. ...

Lessons from a year of running Remnant: From the Ashes

One year after the launch of Remnant: From the Ashes, creative director David Adams discusses what Gunfire Games has learned getting into the world of live games. ...

Epic and Apple don't want Fortnite dispute settled by a jury

The legal dispute between Apple and Epic Games will be settled by a judge rather than a jury, if both companies get their way. ...

Sumo Group acquires development studio Pipeworks to break into the U.S.

The deal is part of Sumo's plan to break into the U.S. market, and includes Pipeworks' 134-strong team and original properties like Prominence Poker. ...

Get a job: Join Airship Syndicate as a Senior VFX Artist

Airship is currently seeking a Senior VFX artist to help drive the creation and quality of VFX across the studio on multiple projects. ...

Don't Miss: The real story of Torchlight's music

In this thoughtful, detailed interview, Matt Uelmen, composer for Runic Games' Torchlight discusses the tactics he took in creating the music for the game, and his experiences on Diablo and WoW at Blizzard. ...

Blog: Which do you need - a UX designer, game designer, or both?

If we talk about user experience, we are at the heart of the game and that is the domain of the game designer. So who do you need: A UX designer, a game designer, or both? ...

Met a girl at a party …

I met a girl at a party and she said, "Come outside and I'll show you a good time."So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.

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Electrician's Clothing

An electrician's favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

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This Supermarket Joke

This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

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What's Brown and lies beside the piano?

What's brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven's last movement.      

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Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That's my modus operandi.

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Reduced Milk Was Off

A liter of milk that was purchased for half its normal retail price at a local supermarket was 'off', and not fit for human consumption, claims a human who tried to consume it. The milk, which was 'Full Cream', had been selling for its regular pri…

Does this remind you of the pub on a Friday night?

Whilst watching the presidential debate between two old blokes in their seventies, with all fashioned views and remembering a better time, Stanley Bridgewater was reminded of his old Friday nights in the pub. 'I really miss those times,' said Stan…

Jaggedone sues The Eagles because they nicked his original 'Hotel California' lyrics called; Botox-Bar-California!

(NOT EDITED) The Eagles classic is a 'rip-off' of Jaggedone's most infamous poem written by him stoned out of his brains in a cinema watching Woodstock! The original text called: BOTOX-BAR CALIFORNIA gave Eagles lyric writer the idea to write their f…

Couple reading Fifty Shades of Grey for the comedy

Gary and Lorraine Johnson have revealed on their blog, and to its eleven followers, that they are now reading Fifty Shades of Grey for the comedy. 'We tried reading it seriously,' said Gary, 'but when we got to all of the sex bits, Lorraine just f…

BBC Announces "Shoutiest Chef" Competition

The BBC, long revered around the world for producing the most inane and pointless cookery shows, has announced yet another one. The show will be along the lines of its headline "Masterchef" and "Saturday Kitchen" programmes, and will feature a bun…

Men put Heating On when it's Cold study reveals

As Autumn approaches and temperatures start to wain from the record summer highs of "Cold and Damp" to a mere "Bloody Freezing", a recent study has shown that men like being warm - even big, hard northern blokes. Statistics show that at least th…

'Knock Knees' operations put on ice because of corona in Cali!

(NOT EDITED) The global medical fraternity have warned people with dodgy knees and hips that they might have to wait until 2025 to get replacements! In Cali, many virile 50-plus-ers, especially males, are worried that 'doggy style' with the missu…

Notre Dame University Has Traced the Source That Infected 40 Players with The Coronavirus

SOUTH BEND, Indiana â€" (Sports Satire) - The Indianapolis Chattering Courier newspaper is reporting that Notre Dame football coach, Brian Kelly, is shocked and highly upset that 40 of this Fighting Irish players have tested positive for C-19. The c…

No Wonder Donald Trump Can’t Spell Nobel

Few would want to refer to the President of the United States as a Windbag, but after the first debate? What a puffed up Windbag! Viewers watching the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden were reported yelling at their televis…

Emergency Car Seatbelts: How To Make One

In this latest in the 'How To Make One' series, we look at seatbelts, and how to fashion one in an emergency from things that might be lying around, so that we can avoid falling foul of traffic laws. The first thing we can use to get around those…

Trump Wants Biden Checked For Penis Pump Before Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Prior to leaving for Cleveland this morning to debate Sleepy Joe, President Trump told reporters that he will request that Biden be searched for a penis pump. “Something is going on down there with Joe,” pointing down to his cr…

The First Presidential Debate Turned Into an Uncontrolled Dumpster Fire

CLEVELAND â€" (Satire News) â€" The first of, hopefully, only one presidential debate finally took place, and as Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine said, it was one uncontrolled dumpster fire. Moderator Chris Wallace should have had both pa…

The Russian Female Band Pussy Riot Says They’re Not Changing Their Name No Matter How Much President Trump Insists They Do

LOS ANGELES â€" (Satire News) â€" The three members of the all-girl Russian band, Pussy Riot, were recently interviewed by Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Swizzle asked them about the fact that President Trump is insisting that they change…

President Donald Trump Is Imploding at Warp Speed

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - Many pundits have been predicting that the 45th president would eventually self-destruct, due to his hate-spewing personality, his addiction to golf, and his love for the likes of Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Hope…

President Trump Tells The Presidential Debate Audience That He Is Not Going To Denounce White Extremist Groups

CLEVELAND â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump showed the entire world that he has the manners of a boa constrictor, as he threw Fox News moderator Chris Wallace’s debate rules out of the window. Trump carried on as if he was a World War II Nazi gene…

People Who Voted for Trump Thought He Would Run Country Like His Business; Unfortunately He Did

Washington - The New York Times reported over the weekend that President Donald Trump had not paid federal taxes in 11 of the last 15 years, has lost hundreds of millions in the last 20 years, and owes $400 million to banks that is coming due soon.

Sex To Be Taxed

There was grim news on the horizon this evening, when it was announced from Whitehall that, from 1 January next year, sex will become taxable. The Coronavirus has effectively put paid to British business, with manufacturing almost at a standstill,…

New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Is Considering Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Offer To Purchase The Team

BOSTON â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Boston Evening Moon newspaper is reporting that Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, has received an offer from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to purchase the team. Kraft recently told Sports Illustrated magaz…

Flat-Earth-Believers believe the sun is God farting white hot farts into the universe!

(NOT EDITED) Global Loonies have formed a new protest for all global loonies to participate in, it's called, "Flat Friday Flatulence!" They have ordered all believers in the "Flat-Earth-Society-Conspiracy-Club' to join hands on Fridays and fart toge…

President Trump is Now The Official Spokesman for Goya Beans

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump has just announced that he has been signed to be the official national spokesman for Goya Beans. Trump made the announcement after updating the White House press corps on his golf game, his recent…

President Donald J. Trump Now Has a New Nickname â€" The Tax Dodger

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" The New York Times has just released 978 documents showing that President Trump is nothing more than a self-centered, egomaniacal, non-tax-paying chump. He has a new nickname - The Tax Dodger. Tilapia Frisbee,…

Dancing With The Stars’ Disney Night Was Filled With Tons of Sugar-Coated Sugar

HOLLYWOOD â€" (Satire News) - "Dancing With The Stars" featured songs from Disney movies and there was more sugar on the dance floor than in an Imperial Sugar Mill. According to Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, one of the three judges has said, off-the-rec…

President Trump Blames The California Wildfires on Fireflies

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump attended church services at Our Lady of The Perpetual Swamp - well, actually, he drove by the church on his way to get breakfast at McDonalds. According to a White House insider, the President rem…

Man Can Remember Random French Words From School

A man who left high school more than 40 years ago has said he is still haunted by the experience of learning French, and is often bothered by remembering random French words and their meanings. Moys Kenwood, 57, left school in 1979, but still vivi…

Joe Rogan NOT supplying questions to Chris Wallace and the candidates for presidential debate

Following interest in Joe Rogan's hosting the first presidential debate, some sources (anonymous) indicate he is scripting questions and already passing them along. Moderator of Debate #1, FOX News' Chris Wallace, says not so, but he is “intereste…

I didn’t pay my taxes?

I didn’t pay my taxes? I didn’t pay my dues I didn’t sleep with hookers It’s really all fake news I didn’t cheat on spouses I didn’t collude with Russians My son-in-law certainly wasn’t involved In Moscow-based discussions I didn’t dodge…

The Donald would like his final resting place to be a pyramid

United States President, Donald J Trump, has expressed a strong desire to have his remains buried under the Egyptian Pyramid of the Sphinx. However, that's not enough for Donald. He wants to have his image carved into the pyramid, replacing the ex…

The Seattle Seahawks Didn’t Need The 12th Man To Defeat The Dallas Cowboys

SEATTLE â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Seattle Seahawks defeated the Dallas Cowboys 38 to 31, before an empty stadium. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll pointed out that the team did not need the help of the 12th man. The 12th man refers to the team’s fans,…

Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt Are Reportedly Getting Hot and Heavy

HOLLYWOOD â€" (Celebrity Satire) â€" Celebrity Globe is reporting that the budding romance between Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt has reached the ‘sizzling stage’. Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe, said that a very reliable source informed her that the t…

President Putin is Threatening to Release the Infamous President Trump “Pee-Pee” Tape

MOSCOW â€" (Satire News) â€" Russia’s national news agency, The Kremlin Voice, is reporting that President Vladimir Putin, is planning on making a major announcement. According to a Kremlin insider, Putin has become very unhappy with President Trump,…

PokerStars Tweaks Cash Game Seating With 'Active Waiting Lists'

PokerStars players will need to be seated and playing to join specific waiting lists.

"Active waiting lists" are aimed at curbing predatory behavior.

Jonathan Little on Blind-Versus-Blind Play Deep in a Big Tournament

Jonathan Little

Jonathan Little shares more NLH tournament strategies in his new PokerNews column.

TONIGHT: Patrick Leonard Donates WPT Rising Star Winnings in $6,000 Freeroll

Freeroll tonight! partypoker gives back as Patrick Leonard donates the $6,000 he won in the WPT Rising Star Leaderboard

partypoker gives back with a special $6,000 freeroll tonight!

Three Promos To Watch: Spin to a Sunday Million Ticket and More!

Three Promos to Watch

Which of these three promotions are you taking advantage of this week?

Jam Donuts and Twitch Chat; Spraggy on "Putting on a Show" During Recent WCOOP

Jam Donuts and Twitch Chat; Spraggy Reflects on WCOOP Success

Fuelled by "jam donuts and coffee," Spraggy bagged himself a WCOOP title live on Twitch

Bert Stevens Triumphs in the Latest GGPoker Super MILLION$

Bert Stevens wins Super MILLION$

Stevens turned a $1,000 satellite into almost $400,000 on GGPoker

888poker Millions Superstorm: Kevin "kevlar1991" Frame Wins High Roller ($23,000)

Kevin Frame

"It was a fun spin up from a 16.50 satellite," said Kevin Frame after shipping the High Roller.

25 New Casino Bonuses You Shouldn't Miss in October

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Check out all the top casino bonus offers available in October 2020!

Annual Pinktober Event Highlights Seminole Hard Rock Poker Schedule

Seminole Hard Rock will raise thousands of dollars in support of breast cancer awareness.

The tournaments are rocking again at Seminole Hard Rock in Florida.

Laplante, Lichtenberger & Shorr Among 2020 50th Anniversary Series Winners 50th Anniversary Series

Jeff "IQ84." Gotts took down the Main Event for over a $74K first-place prize.

Tony "ToNiSiNzz" Sinishtaj Wins WPT Online Borgata Series

On Monday night, the World Poker Tour Online Borgata Series powered by partypoker US Network wrapped up its 10-event series with the conclusion of the $1,060 Main Event, a tournament that drew 440 entries and offered up a $432,700 prize pool. The final table of eight battled it out for a $77,349 top prize, plus a Hublot Big Bang E Titanium watch valued at $5,200, and after 3.5 hours of play, it was Tony "ToNiSiNzz" Sinishtaj coming out on top to claim his second WPT-related title. Sinishtaj previously won the WPT Seminole Rock Poker Showdown in Season XVI for $661,283. For More check out the entire podcast Here:

"TryptophanMan" Captures 2nd Title as 2020 PACOOP Surpasses Halfway Point


More than $1,000,000 in prize money has been awarded in the series thus far.

$400K Worth of MTT Tickets Up For Grabs at partypoker

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Play these Boosted Daily Legends MTTs and bag a prize every day.

PokerStars' Grand Tour Players Have Won Over $33.5M From Knockouts

PokerStars Grand Tour

PokerStars has awarded more than $33.5 million in Grand Tour knockouts so far.

GGPoker $10,000 Super MILLION$: Big Winners So Far

GGPoker $10,000 Super MILLION$: Big Winners So Far

We check out some of the biggest winners and best performers from the GGPoker Super MILLION$

The Battle of Malta Heads to GGPoker with a $3 Million GTD Main Event

Battle of Malta

The Battle of Malta will be hosted at GGPoker on November 1-22, 2020.

Galfond Challenge: Galfond Up Small on Kornuth After Four Days

Phil Galfond and Chance Kornuth are off and battling in their 35,000-hand match.

Kornuth and Galfond traded wins in the first two days.

Sit & Go Your Way to Weekly Prizes at Paddy Power Poker

Paddy Power Sit & Go Leaderboards

Love playing Sit & Go tournaments? Then get climbing Paddy Power Poker's leaderboards.

Sunday Briefing: Victories for Nemeth and Pateychuk

Andras Nemeth

Andras Nemeth and Andrey Pateychuk became online poker champions on September 28.

888poker Millions Superstorm: "yarik1903" Wins Sunday Special ($19,350)

888poker Millions Superstorm

Check out all the big winners including Ukraine's "yarik1903" over the weekend in the 888poker Millions Superstorm.