Noodle Shop Woman Aghast At Poor Aim Of Customers
The female owner of a local food eaterie which caters for Asian tastes has commented on the poor aim of many of her customers when attempting to toss refuse into the waste bin. The shop, which is open seven days per week, between the hours of mid…Biden-Harris to add dazzle to lackluster campaign
Political experts have suggested Democrats not only need to move “left,†there's an additional problem. The Biden-Harris candidacy seriously lacks the dazzle and noise of Trump's rallies. To some Democrats the Biden ticket is pallid and uninte…Socialist Biden: I'll Nationalize Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Etc.
Wilmington, Delaware. Exclusive to The Spoof. Democratic candidate Joe Biden today admitted he's a socialist, and vowed to nationalize the biggest corporations in America by executive order the first day of his presidency. "If you think Trump went…No Question: The NBA Playoffs are Rigged
How does one explain the LA Clippers, arguably the league’s most talented team, implosion in their series with the Denver Nuggets? The Clippers somehow managed to lose three straight games after taking a 3-1 lead in the best of seven series. The fina…President Trump Finally Releases the Results of His IQ Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump has finally released the results of his IQ test, after promising to do so for several months. He revealed the results on his favorite Fox News show "Fox & Friends". Trump was grinning from ear…Drone drops bombshell on Jaggedone's bald head!
(NOT EDITED) A spy drone buzzing over Jaggedone's secluded German residence, not The Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden, suddenly swooped, and dropped a bombshell wrapped in a vinegar stinking, 1980 Daily Mail, once a conservative spreadsheet, now a load…Man still hasn't decided on his creosote
Nigel Havering, from Chutney on the Fritz, has told no-one in particular that, although it is now mid-September, he is yet to decide on the shade and type of creosote that he needs for the shed. 'Yes,' Nigel told us, 'I know that I have left it ve…Man's Wife Treats Him To Four Chocolate Bombs
A man whose wife woke up in an inexplicably good mood this morning, before going to the market in the town, is in high spirits this evening, as he looks forward to tucking into the sweet treat that she bought him there. Moys Kenwood, 57, gave his…Chris Grayling still hasn't bought a round in
Poster-boy for the word 'incompetent', and there is stiff competition, Chris Grayling still hasn't bought his round in, Dave from the pub can reveal. Despite having a job that pays him £100,000 a year for working a seven-hour week, the former Mini…BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick†Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…
City of Leicester Traffic Enforcement Officer Hugh Khanparktheresir was transfixed when he found a man bent over and asleep in a city car park. "I was transfixed," he said, "and he wasn’t even in a disabled bay." The sleeper, Ivor Whiterose, said,…
Jim Davidson Rants 'Make Politics More Interesting'
Former central-midfielder, striker and now right-winger, Jim Davidson, has taken an amazing swipe at our politicians by slamming MPs all over our great country. The England captain who reached legend status at Blackpool before moving to Coventry,…Paul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win
According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…Beware Of A Donald Trump Vaccine
Beware of a Trump vaccine. You might end up with an extra ear or gain two hundred pounds. And who wants to wear a fat red tie to cover your belly for the rest of your life? Now, about the extra ear. Well, one can easily invest in earmuffs, which w…Rock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask
Mancunian rock legend Eamonn Docherty has revealed the reasons that he refuses to wear a face mask during the current Coronavirus pandemic. Docherty, who rose to fame in the 1990s with his band Watering Hole, has upset many by claiming that he is…Trump’s Secret Telephone Call To Barack Obama For Help
Stop the presses! Donald Trump made a desperate phone call to Barack Obama, asking for help. Nothing was going Trump’s way, particularly the Mexican wall. The wall wasn’t finished, and though he promised it would, Mexico hadn't paid a nickel for it.Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds…
A 95-year-old Dundonian has slammed American company McDonalds for selling 'McJeelyPeeces' in all of it's Scottish outlets. Peter Levein has vowed he'll take his fight to the highest court in the land, to stop what he sees as blatant commercialism…Jennifer Lopez Says She Loves Making Love, Music, and Money
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) - J-Lo appeared on Kelly Clarkson’s talk show, and said that she and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, and their combined four kids, are doing fine sheltering-in-place in their luxurious Bronx mansion . Jennifer told Kel…A Woman is Making Covid-19 Masks out of Her Panties
WEST HOLLYWOOD â€" (Satire News) - Reports coming out of West Holly are that, because of the scarcity of the Coronavirus medical masks in California, due to the wildfires, one business-savvy woman has decided to make masks out of her panties. Left C…Microbes on Venus claim 'No Intelligent Life on Earth'
After the recent announcement that chemicals in the atmosphere of Venus might signify the presence of life, we at The Spoof managed to launch a space mission to the planet, in order to interview our new alien neighbors. We didn't base this on an old…Most NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA
ORLANDO â€" (Sports Satire) - Even though the Clippers have been eliminated from the finals, there are many NBA coaches who consider Kawhi Leonard to be the best player in professional basketball. Kawhi, whose teammates say will usually only speak a…Man Says He'll Swing For The Next Person Who Tells Him To Buy A Kindle
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of books, but who struggles with modern-day technological advancements, says he is sick and tired of being told to purchase a Kindle, and will respond to the next person who advises him thus by smashing their teeth…World's Largest Turnip To Enter Eurovision Song Contest…
A giant turnip that has grown to over 4 feet in diameter, has shocked its owner, Craig Niven, not because of its size, but because of its amazing singing qualities. Farmer Craig told of the moment that he went to dig-up the massive veg so he could…Right Wing Comedian shouting that he is still here
David 'Jellybean' James, a right-wing comedian from the 1970s, that your parents probably won't remember either, has pointed out, to anyone that will listen, that he is still alive. 'All the woke kids, they don't want a dose of the truth, but I am…Teacher still as bad as his pupils remember him being
Although he does it professionally, in exchange for money, teacher Ray Irving is still the poor teacher that all of his pupils remember. The 47-year-old Chemistry teacher, who has worse science qualifications than most of his pupils, and is only w…Headlines Read: Donald Trump Is Full Of Prunes
Why on earth would Donald Trump be identified as being full of prunes? Today's polls indicate that people surveyed no longer believe anything Donald Trump says, after he called members of the US military losers and suckers. Even red-state tax-pay…Shop Staff Given New Powers Over Gay Customers…
As of Monday, shop staff have been given the power to stop gay men and gay women from buying items for partners. It comes after the news that one gay man in his late 20s bought a shirt for his 52-year-old partner's birthday. "The item was chan…Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…Taylor Swift’s Duet With Keith Urban Quickly Goes To Number 1
NASHVILLE â€" (Music Satire) â€" The singer who has the Midas Touch told Yippie-Ki-Yay magazine that she has set a new goal for herself â€" and that is to write at least one song per day. The artist, who Dolly Parton has described as the musical version…