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Thursday, 15 October 2020

GOP: Barrett Will be Really Fair and Impartial As She Eliminates Health Care, Women's Choice and Biden Victory

Washington - At the Senate Confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett, Senate Republicans on the Judicial Committee praised the prospective Supreme Court judge after she indicated that she would be a totally fair judge who would apply the law withou…

Halloween: Trick Or Treat To Be Replaced By Track Or Trace

Halloween, or All Hallows' Eve, is just around the corner again, but with the deadly Coronavirus still doing its dastardly work, changes to the normal Halloween format have had to be made. Perhaps the most impirtant change is an adaptation of the…

Man Mistakenly Went To Work On Public Holiday

A man who is losing his mind has revealed how he woke up as he normally does at 5 a.m. this morning, had a shower, got dressed, ate his breakfast, and then went off to work - even though today was a public holiday! The individual concerned, Moys K…

Welcome to your Writers Desk, Mister Meaner!

Whenever I open up my account on The Spoof, I'm met by the familiar message above. Most contributors to the site probably don't even notice it, but it's there, all the same, albeit personalized to each different writer, providing a great big, frie…

Harry Maguire To Retire From Football

There was sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, as Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, made a shock announcement to the effect that he intends to retire from football, and to pursue a career in a differe…

Harry Maguire quits footy and becomes a Kickboxer!

Manchester United's 'falling star' defender has decided enough is enough after realising he has much more talent being a kick-boxer than a twinkle-toed, footy central defender, who gets stuffed every time a speedy attacker leaves him for dead! Af…

California GOP Prove Their Previous Complaints About Election Fraud by Committing Election Fraud

Orange County, California - Earlier this week, State Republican leaders in California, who have long complained about rampant election fraud in the state and across the U.S. without any evidence to support those claims, finally proved their point by…

Trump Loans Fed Chief Powell Some of his Steroids; He Immediately Sends Another $10 Trillion to Wall Street

Wall Street, New York - President Donald Trump, currently on tour throughout the United States after beating COVID-19 said he felt "so powerful" on Monday, in Florida. Trump was given steroids to treat his COVID-19 by doctors at Walter Reed Hospital…

Grace Jones In Altercation After Driver Pulls Up To Her Bumper

The Jamaican singer and actress, Grace Jones, has been questioned by police in New York after an incident in which a driver showed a complete disregard for proper road safety, and pulled up to her bumper. Jones, 72, was taking time out from the st…

Ship Importing Chlorinated Chicken Sinks

A ship carrying three hundred tonnes of chlorinated chicken has sunk in the North Atlantic after striking an iceberg. Tabloid writers outdid themselves in an attempt to come up with the best Titanic pun - "Tita-Chick" yelled The Daily Felch. The…

Man Had Freezing Cold Shower

A distinct change in normal weather conditions left one man with no option but to endure a freezing cold shower this morning, an experience that virtually 'shrivelled up' some parts of his anatomy. The unseasonal week-long rainfall and dramatic dr…

Donald Trump's pumpkin is not doing so well

Donald Trump's pumpkin, Snoofkins, which he has been growing in the White House garden, is said to be suffering due to neglect and a lack of care. Snoofkins, which has been steadily growing for Halloween, when eyes, a mouth and a giant hole will b…

The Four signs of an approaching apocalypse

1) A New album from Steps 2) The idea, let alone the production of Sister Act 3 3) A Spice Girls tour planned for 2021 4) Chris Grayling finding an averagely-paid job he can be competent in News has reached us that these are the four main sign…

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello Deny The Marriage Rumors

CHICAGO â€" (Satire News) â€" The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that the Shawn Mendes â€" Camila Cabello Self-Distancing Concert was a huge success. The couple performed for a 100% mask-wearing audience, and they received four encores, plus $9,000 in…

Kim Kardashian Admits That She Has Changed the Locks on All of Her Mansion Doors In Order to Keep Kanye West The Pest Out

CALABASAS, California - (Celebrity Satire) â€" Afro Sheen Magazine has revealed that the princess of the Kardashian Clan, Kim Kardashian, has had it with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Mr. Kim Kardashian, aka Kanye West. Kim said that she, her mother, a…

Spam, Spam, Spam!

(NOT EDITED) It has been confirmed by US and UK scientists that consuming too much 'SPAM' is a deadly disease. In fact, both variations, the porky type, and the cyber type, cause depression, suicide, obesity, and smelly breath, among other symptoms.

Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump

Democrat presidential nominee, Joe Biden, has bizarrely endorsed his Republican rival, Donald Trump, for president. Campaigning in Toledo, Ohio, on Tuesday, Biden provided the President with more fodder as to his mental capacity to become preside…

Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

LOS ANGELES â€" (Satire News) â€" Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is currently writing a tell-all book on Queen Elizabeth, that will probably be a bit lascivious. Fajita San Guacamole, with Hollywood Innuendo…

President Trump Says He is Changing The Name of The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump called in to Tucker Carlson at Fox News and told him that he has decided to change the name of the White House. Tucker started smiling like a 14-year-old boy who has just seen his first pair of Pl…

The Pied Piper of The Potomac is Going to Lead All of His Trumptards Into The Coronavirus River

OUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania â€" (Satire News) â€" The iRumors News Agency is saying that ever since Trump left the hospital against doctor’s orders, and is now going back to not wearing his mask, lots of his supporters are starting to abandon him. Delta…

Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard

The world of animal-lovers was in a frenzy of excitement this morning, after it was revealed that, for the last three years, a man from Suffolk has been unaware that a vole had been living in his beard. Ronald Lee, 49, of Ipswich, lives alone in a…

Cristiano Ronaldo Kicked in The Gut by The Coronapalooza Virus

TURIM, Italy â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Italy’s La Pizzeria News Agency is reporting that Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Juventus, has just tested positive for the dreaded COVID-19 virus. The 35-year-old Ronaldo, who is considered one of the greatest f…

Trump's Post-Election Civil War Contingency Plan

Bellevue, Nebraska. U S A. A SINful Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News. Exclusive to The Spoof. Our annual visit to USSTRATCOM, the U.S. Strategic Command located at Offutt Air Force base near Bellevue, Nebraska, revealed just h…

The NFL Super Bowl May Be Moved To Valentine’s Day

NEW YORK CITY â€" (Sports Satire) â€" NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has floated the idea that Super Bowl LV (55) will be played on Sunday Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2021. He noted that, this way, all of the games that will have to be postponed, wi…

Coming Soon To a Town Near You â€" President Trump’s Coronavirus-Spreading Campaign Hate Rally

MOSQUITO RIVER, Florida â€" (Satire News) â€" The Tampa Bay Bugle Bulletin is reporting that El Presidente Trumpo’s Coronavirus-infested campaign hate rallies will be continuing as scheduled, no matter what. Yes, Captain Coronapalooza and the Trumpapa…

Wood-Burners must burn wood, claim German scientists

Winter is approaching, so human resistance to cold feet, flu, common-colds, cold sex in bed, dark nights, creeps wandering our streets at 05.00 pm instead of 11.00 pm, plus other negative aspects of winter is diminishing. German scientists have done…

Trillions of Newly Created Fed Covid Relief Dollars Miraculously End Up in the Pockets of Wealthy Stockholders

Washington - Defying all economic laws and past history, most of the trillions of dollars in new money created by the Federal Reserve has ended up having boosted the net worth of the top 2% of U.S. households. Administration Economists were stunned…

Man accessed The Spoof merely to see if he had any messages

A frequent contributor to the satirical news website, The Spoof, has admitted that he accessed his account this evening merely to see if he had any messages from his fans, without the slightest thought of writing a story, but got 'sucked-in' anyway,…

Spreader Man

(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Spreader Man, Spreader Man, Deadly neighborhood Spreader Man. Spreads his lies, any size, Treats his supporters just like flies. Look out! There goes the Spreader Man. Is he cured? Listen bud, His d…

Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Like the Willie Nelson song, On The Road Again, Donald Trump is also on the road again, and his traveling partner is COVID-19. Without wearing a mask, Trump climbed the lower steps to Air Force One, fewer steps, less energy required, maybe no cou…

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