Are you kidding me with those nachos?

Before the click that will change your life forever-- sneaky women, funny
sleeptalk & good surprises
 
The longest sentence you can form with two words: 'I do'. 
-- H. L. Mencken

If you've ever doubted the value of diamonds, most of what you'll learn from
CubicZirconia.com about natural diamonds won't be a surprise. For decades,
investigative journalists have published these truths:
  • 1982: How the diamond cartel manufactured the fabled scarcity of diamonds was
    laid out in amazing detail in a hard-hitting article from The Atlantic Magazine
    -- 'Have You Ever Tried to Sell a Diamond?'. Conclusion: diamonds aren't worth
    anywhere near what diamond-advertising sellers would have consumers believe.
    Anyone trying to sell a diamond finds out quickly: it's REALLY HARD TO SELL A
    DIAMOND for anywhere close to what you paid for it.
  • 2003: Reporter John Stossel of ABC's 20/20 television program took a diamond
    valued at $65,000 and a $100 USD piece of Cubic Zirconia to New York's famous
    47th street diamond district. The jewelers he visited examined both stones; HALF
    OF THEM INCORRECTLY IDENTIFIED the Cubic Zirconia as the diamond. The
    damning quote from Emmy-award dominator (19 wins!), Peabody Award winner
    and National Press Club 5-time honoree for Excellence in Consumer Reporting:
    "They had no idea which was the real diamond."
Yet even in 2025, millions of consumers will ignore these lessons
and pay a fortune-- often going into debt-- for a chunk of crystal rock so
overpriced it's absurd. Frankly, some educated folks may wonder: HOW is it
that consumers still pay more than a few thousand bucks for a diamond (ANY
diamond)? 

Simply this: No number of news exposé pieces-- even published in the most
credible global journalism outlets-- can drown out billions of diamond
cartel ad dollars. 
 
On the other hand, unless you were referred to our company by a happy customer
whose sparkling stones you've admired, we're pretty sure you WILL be
pleasantly surprised at the value and beauty of high-quality 5A cubic zirconia
compared to what some folks expect when hearing the words 'cubic zirconia'.

And more good surprises are on the way...

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Funny Things My Mate Said While Sleeping

  • Are you kidding me with those nachos?
     
  • "You've got the wrong guy, governor" [he said immediately after farting really
    loudly in his sleep]
     
  • What the hell am I doing here?

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Have you overheard your mate say something
while sleeping too funny not to share?
Studies suggest 5 percent of adults speak
in their sleep regularly, and most at least once in awhile.
Send your sleep-talk quote plus any details to
sleeptalking@cubiczirconia.com as permission to
publish. Extra bonus points and valuable store credit for
anyone that manages to get an audio recording we
can listen to in the shop here (and laugh our butts off).

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Time and time again / 
I wonder how she'll surprise /
Me, and then she does
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Speaking of more good surprises...

  • An easy way to surprise and delight your lover with a simple gesture that puts a
    happier, less stressful marriage right at your fingertips (see below)

  • Him & Her in the News: Couple surprises each other with marriage proposals on
    the same day (see below)

  • "Sneaky women have subtly influenced their innocent boyfriends to choose and
    propose with this cathedral-set, halo-style, baguette-accented engagement ring
    style for many years." (see below)

  • You're in a growing group if you doubt the value of diamonds (the rise of
    diamond alternatives like what we offer has changed the trend considerably--
    especially in the last 10-15 years).

  • Our email newsletters will give you the talking points to easily outclass anyone
    not yet diamond-deprogrammed in the infowar...or plenty of justification to buy
    our product and just let other people believe it's a diamond because they
    never ask and simply assume the stone was expensive because it's exquisite
    (what we call the "Diamond Mystique").

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Want an easy way to surprise and delight your lover? Sometimes the simplest
surprise is the easiest. Just reach out and take his/her hand.

Across the table.
   While walking side by side.
      During a time of stress.
         Fingers inter-locked while catching a flick together.
            Seeking a comforting clasp in front of your bodies with your arm
             wrapped around behind his/her back 

(As a reminder for couples who have gotten out of the hand-holding habit, this
one simple gesture puts a happier, less stressful marriage right at your
fingertips).

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Hold my hands firmly /    
For I've put my trust in you /    
I need you tonight
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That brings us to this month's "Him & Her In The News" edition...

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Accidental double marriage proposal

Ice, ice, baby! Imagine you're heading to London for a nice vacation and
planning to both heat it up and chill out with your lover. Forget the fish and
chips: on the menu are actually 2 marriage proposals on the same day!

The weather is wet and icy, cold and blustery. But you're warmed by the
thought of the planned proposal and the engagement ring you brought in your
suitcase. 

It was a good day for ice skating and you brought along the once-in-a-lifetime
gift that would be presented on one knee. Yet little did you know, your proposal
would be one of a pair witnessed by a group of bemused ice skaters who almost
couldn't help but applaud after seeing the accidental double proposal that
resulted.

Eva Fitzner planned to propose to her girlfriend Jessica Di Cosmo while on the
vacay the couple planned together. Would you believe Eva got down on one knee
and proposed, then Jessica said yes and afterwards immediately pulled out her
own ring and proposed to Fitzner?

When life gives you an ice rink, apparently you give your girlfriend an
engagement ring. And then she gives you an engagement ring back. Who knew?
Best. Day. Ever! Wow that's some brain freezing coincidence, huh?

At least one CubicZirconia.com staffer loved the idea of an ice skating
proposal. Another said it's more fun to fall in love than repeatedly fall on
one's butt while trying to glide on the ice. Today's forecast for those
non-pro skaters planning an engagement proposal on the rink? A 50% chance of
falling, but 100% chance of a good time!

We wish Eva and Jessica the pleasure of skating through life together with big
smiles on their faces. Keep those memories on ice forever, ladies.
 

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Toot, Toot!
"I checked with the boss lady and thanks to all of you there at Cubic Zirconia
for the outstanding customer service, and especially the high-quality ring that
you designed for my wife. An everyday ring that my wife can enjoy whenever the
mood strikes her. She is totally thrilled!

When I first started the design process, I didn't know what to expect, but no
worries! The knowledgeable staff at Cubic Zirconia walked me through the easy
process. In hardly any time at all, together, we picked out the setting, the
color and size stones that I envisioned for the project, and then sat back and
let the good folks at Cubic Zirconia do their magic! Throughout the process,
their communication and follow-up was simply outstanding. 

Honestly, there's not one thing I'd change about the way you all do business.
From the initial contact with the customer rep answering the phones, to follow
communications about the design, stone selection, approval process, and eventual
delivery, there's nothing I'd change if I were in charge. You've got things donw
to a science, why mess with success! What impressed me more than anything was
the one time I called to check on delivery only to find out it was delayed -
that is, delivery was delayed because the Quality Control group identified that
the color of one of the stones was a shade off. Rather than send out the product
as if it was "good enough," the QA team sent the ring back to ensure the stones
were perfectly matched before releasing the product to the customer. Now that is
the kind of service you can't find anymore, but the team at Cubic Zirconia
believe in producing nothing short of superior quality work. 

To all the folks at Cubic Zirconia, please accept my heartfelt thanks for a job
well done. But in the end, the proof of their quality work was the surprise and
joyful look on my wife's face when she opened the box and found her new 14K gold
ring set with three deeply rich purple stones! That look was priceless! Thanks
to all of you for all of your hard work. Very much appreciated!! All the best to
all of you! T. Adcock, Bethesda, Maryland"

-- Terry Adcock. Maryland, USA. CubicZirconia.com
Customer Since 12/09/24

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so we can make it right! If you are very happy with your
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your comments help our business grow, THANK YOU!
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About to 'pop the question'? The engagement ring can capture the proposal moment
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ones...right?

Since honesty is important in relationships, we've got to be completely
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CubicZirconia.com— whether you're aware of it or not. Sneaky women have
subtly influenced their innocent boyfriends to choose and propose with this
cathedral-set, halo-style, baguette-accented engagement ring style for many
years. It probably didn't help your level of anxiety that we may have just
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with your finger poised above the buy button. Before you make the
click that will change your life forever, we want to say this in full
disclosure: you did know how sneaky she could be...didn't you?

We won't say for sure if she did or didn't. But irrespective of that truth,
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Anywhere we want, /    
Anything we dream in life. /    
Starts today, my Love.
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Love,

The team at CubicZirconia.com

If You Can't TELL the Difference,
Why PAY the Difference?

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P.S. Yes, we considered removing or editing the "Him" references from this message
-- as in our frequent newsletter feature headlined "Him & Her in the News". Truth is,
while CubicZirconia.com first went online in 1999, only in the last couple years
have we published content acknowledging that some of our engagement ring and
jewelry-gift-buying customers are non-heterosexual. We cannot make up for that
oversight entirely overnight, but today at least we wanna celebrate the
wonderful love of two women. 

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