B. O. Plenty Endorses Sleepy Joe Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: B. O. Plenty, the husband of Gravel Gertie and father of Sparkle Plenty, today announced his support for Sleepy Joe Biden. Sparkle was a child prodigy at the age of two. Already talking and doing chores at her home in Fontana, s…Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask
Prince Louis, the youngest son of Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, and his wife, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, has come in for some rather severe criticism tonight, after he was seen in public not wearing any kind of face protection.Skeleton glad to be staying indoors
Skeleton Gary Jones is glad that, this year, he can stay in. 'No-one seems to be doing anything for Halloween this year, so I don't think I will,' said the strangely cheerful, bloodless, skinless and internal organ-less married father-of-three.New day-in-the-life-of-a-sheep analytical study emerges with fast delivery from Amazon
Breaking: For the first time in Earth's history, a new type of author has been found, proudly announced through Amazon dot com and Mr. Bezos. That is, a sheep as scribeâ€"yes, from the animal of the species ovis balantes dispersusâ€"has emerged with a…Spider's Web survives third week in the corner
Spider's web Gavin Williamson is smug, having survived his third week in the corner of your bedroom. The long piece of webbing, that began his life in the rear end of a spider, has smugly been hanging around in the corner because, as always, you d…Photocopiers breathing a sigh of relief
Photocopiers across the country are breathing a sigh of relief, as all office Christmas parties have been banned, due to Covid 19. Gestetner 39ZX Donna said: 'Yes, thank God that Kevin and Amanda won't be photocopying their backsides this year. Am…Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Hapy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! There were scenes of joy at the White House today, as President Trump's favorite daughter, Ivanka, celebrated her birthday in style, with a huge…
Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview
As the Big Fight countdown counts down and the 'Scrap of the Old Guys' on 3 November gets ever nearer, a sober analysis of the two contenders shows that Democrat Joe Biden might be found wanting in his bid to gain the edge over President Trump in thi…A Hacker Hacks Into President Trump’s Campaign Website And Reveals Very Revealing Secrets
LAS VEGAS â€" (Satire News) â€" Political Salad Bar Magazine has stated that a computer hacker has hacked into President Trump’s campaign website. A private computing anti-hacking company told PSBM that the hacker is extremely professional, and was ab…Trump Using Fake/Misleading Video About Biden
Donald Trump is using a faked, misleading video to ridicule opponent Joe Biden. Trump hasn't looked in the mirror lately. Fake and misleading is the tan makeup and Elvis red hair comb-over. Wearing the overcoat on a hot day is trying to fake and misl…Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation
The Intercept has clarified its editorial policies, following Glenn Greenwald's sudden departure from that organization. In essence, Mr. Greenwald "used to be" top-notch, but has fallen to new lows of self-serving and otherwise scratching his ass.WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" One of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect 14-year-old Barron Trump has said that he is very concerned with the President’s mental state. The unnamed agent commented that Trump is doing some really stra…
Two Million U.S. Presidential Election Ballots Are Discovered in a Dumpster in Mexico
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) â€" Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine is reporting that 2 million U.S. voting ballots were confiscated in Mexico by a task force comprising members with the FBI, CIA, IRS, and IUD. The ballots were transported on an Ae…Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback
DALLAS â€" (Satire Sports) â€" Jerry Jones is in a world of hurt, as they say out yonder in the Lone Star state. The Cowboys owner is down to having to use his third-string quarterback, Ben DiNucci, after Dak Prescott and Andy Dalton have both been i…Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens
Former business associate of Hunter Biden, Mr. Tony Bobulinski, yesterday invited Representative Schiff to a showdown and “manly resolutionâ€. “In the old days, there was the duel,†Mr. Bobulinski (earlier an expert wrestler) said. “Today? Well, h…The USA has completely disappeared. Canada and Mexico awoke today to find no land connecting them. Our correspondent in Tijuana, Sam Brero, says there were reports around the time of the US presidential election of one of the candidates dressed as a…
Hammock Collapsed, Whilst Man's Wife Was Sleeping In It
Hammocks are a 'cool' way to relax and enjoy a rest, and are known for their comfort and ability to gently rock to sleep anyone in need of a long nap - until they collapse, that is! And, despite what you might think, hammocks collapse with alarmin…Even rugby players can't tell the difference between Rugby League and Rugby Union
Due to a misunderstanding, a game was played in Huddersfield last weekend between Rugby League team Huddersfield Thickos and Rugby Union side Leeds Numbnuts. The cause of the gaffe has been traced back to a clerical error where the Thickos were ac…Ted Cruz to Twitter: “Stop Censuring Trump; My Wife IS Ugly and My Dad DID Kill JFK“
Washington - The presidents of Twitter, Facebook and Google were called in front of a Senate Committee chaired by Texas Senator Ted Cruz, a Republican who grilled the social media companies about actions they have taken to censure information on thei…Smell Of Dead Animal Pervaded The Air In Room
The smell of death is not one easily forgotten once it has been smelt, and that was the case for one family this week, after they became aware of a dreadful stench, in their bedroom, of some kind of animal which, despite a lengthy search, could not b…Top 10 Reasons to Reelect President Trump
Here are the top 10 reasons for patriotic Americans to reelect President Donald J. Trump. But don’t worry if you can’t make it to the polls on election day. It might not matter at the end of that day. If, by some unimaginable fluke, President T…NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) â€" The powers that be at Fox News are in a tizzy, after several of their top hosts and employees have tested positive for the Trumpapalooza virus. iNews is reporting that Brett Baier, Martha MacCallum, Dana Perino, and…
Special celebration in Italian town
People living in the southern Italian town of Brindisi have celebrated following the news that one of their own has been made a Legionnaire by the Italian Government. What this means is that the awarded person has the freedom of the town or city i…President Trump Brags That His Border Wall Has Stopped The Flow of Counterfeit Tortillas
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan â€" (Satire News) - President Trump spoke at a MAGA Campaign Haters Rally before a crowd of 89 to 91 people, who were shivering in the 17 degree weather. He told the crowd that he felt as fit as a five-month-old baby. He even…ARLINGTON, Texas â€" (Sports Satire) â€" After winning game 6 to capture the World Series Championship, player who had been removed from the game, after testing positive for COVID-19, suddenly darted out of his isolation cage, and onto the playing field.
Picking noses in public in the UK is now forbidden!
(NOT EDITED) Latest Covid guidelines issued by the UK PM, and his advisors, has caused riots in major cities all over the country. Mainly men are protesting about the regulation because mainly men do it in public. Whereby, females tend to be more dis…Donald Bashar Assad Trump Retargets A-bombs, Nerve Gas?
The White House, Washington, D. C. A SOURful Woof Blister reporting for Spoof On Unverified Rumors. Millions from the left and right are preparing to pour into the streets of every metropolis, village and town in America following Tuesday's perhaps…Snow White's Doc not qualified to give advice about Covid 19
Although he is known the world over as Doc, Doc from Snow White has no medical credentials, and so when asked for his advice about COVID-19, please take it with a pinch of salt. Living with Grumpy, Happy, the ironically-named Sneezy, and Snow Whit…US elections may be hacked by Russ Abbot
Security services have warned that the upcoming US presidential election may be hacked by 1980s comedian Russ Abbot. According to the CIA, Abbot has already launched millions of cyber attacks on the US over the last few years, mainly aimed at social…Woman Looked As If She'd Got Dressed In The Dark
Fashions are different the world over, and it's a widely-used saying that "it wouldn't do for us all to look the same", but there are limits, and the way one woman was attired at the weekend left a man who saw her thinking that she might have got dre…