Japan Documentary Woman Made Odd Sound
A documentary about a village that practised sericulture, the farming of silkworms and their cocoons, which is now almost deserted due to the lack of demand for the cocoons, featured a strange woman who made an even stranger sound whenever she acknow…Donald Trump To Be Defeated By ‘Sleepy Joe’
Donald Trump likes to give his opponents silly names, thinking it will make him appear superior. Immature? Yes, but that’s where he remains, and now it’s to be expected from The Bump. Feeling superior to Joe Biden, allegedly because he inherited 4…Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked downâ€
It is no secret that with millions of ballots already cast, Mr. Biden is ahead in the upcoming November 3 presidential election. Accordingly, he has offered a far-ranging look into coming days with himself at the helm of the United States. Tra…Top 10 Reasons to Reelect President Trump
Here are the top 10 reasons for patriotic Americans to reelect President Donald J. Trump. But don’t worry if you can’t make it to the polls on election day. It might not matter at the end of that day. If, by some unimaginable fluke, President T…Giant Fly enters Presidential Race
In an astounding moment of bravery, representatives for last-minute voting statistics have reported a late entry into the presidential race, with the signing of The Giant Fly to the roster of eligible candidates. Through an insect interpreter, Th…Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face
A student who was showing off to his friends and indulging in the centuries-old prank of walking close behind a teacher and emulating his every move, ran the very real risk of inviting vengeance on a hitherto-unknown scale, when the teacher briefly c…Sheep have more brains than humans claim Dutch scientists!
(NOT EDITED) In these quite desperate times, you know what I mean, a group of Dutch scientists decided to look at human intelligence compared to sheep's intelligence. They spent weeks and months studying sheep in the flatlands covering Holland. They…Self-Made Entrepreneur Jared Kushner Says Blacks Need to Get Motivated to be Successful Like Him
Washington - The first Son-In-Law of the nation, Jared Kushner, spoke in a campaign speech on behalf of his father-in-law Donald Trump and commented to African Americans about their lack of motivation to become as successful as he is. "We can't w…Dapper men throughout the country are being reminded that November, is, as it has always been, the Cravat month of the year. Adrian Rathbone, from new publication Cravat Wearer's Monthly, told us: 'It is not a well-known fact, but November is actu…
Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pollsters who predicted Sleepy Joe Biden would get the suburban mummy vote were vindicated by reports that heavily-bandaged mummies were seen standing in line to cast their vote for the man who looks like he has spent the past 3,00…After listening to Classic Gold on Radio Arse and Elbow, a man about town, Raymond Ving, has hit a brick wall. 'Life by Desreee came on the radio, and suddenly my life doesn't make sense any more.' In order to help Raymond with his quandary, ca…
How Donald Trump Will Win The 2020 Election
Donald Trump will win the 2020 election. Get the smelling salts out and take a deep breath. He will win the 2020 election using the same playbook as pal Vladimir Putin. And he’s already started. Vladimir Putin poisoned his last opponent, who ended…In a situation very similar to ones in which many readers will, no doubt, have found themselves, a man in an elevator shattered the perfect silence being observed by its passengers by releasing an extra-loud fart. The pump was so loud, that the li…
Cutting edge singer claims Daniel O'Donnell as a key influence
Singer-songwriter and key Instagram influencer Grady Tattoo has claimed, to the surprise of everyone on the little-read music blog 'Whoops, there goes the neighbourhood!', that Irish crooner Daniel O'Donnell was a key influence on his singing style.Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3
It is no rumor that Ms. Clinton has stated (smiling) she is looking forward to a cabinet position in Joe Biden's presidency. Moreover, Mr. Biden's rallies have left a somewhat pallid impression as having relatively few supporters and a certain dra…How is your pumpkin? How is it as it faces the last few precious days of life with an unmarked face and all of its flesh? October is always a tough time for the humble pumpkin. It is bad enough for the pumpkin that is used and provides some ghouli…
Man Doesn't Know Where Washington, D.C. Is
A man who is almost totally ignorant of 'anything American' has revealed that, although he regularly reads things about Washington, D.C. on the internet, he was oblivious to where the city was situated, and could not have pointed it out on a map.In his latest U-turn, Boris Johnson has heralded herd immunity as the golden path to obliterating the coronavirus. "I will no longer tolerate this sanctimonious deference and Pecksniffian capitulation with regard to Covid 19. I will not allow a fe…
How many of these generic Christmas films have you watched on Sony Christmas Movies?
Although it is the end of October, two channels have been showing non-stop Christmas films since the beginning of the month. How many of these generic movie themes do you recognise? 1) A Miser is shown the error of his ways 2) A very rich man…It's well known that North Korea is one of the most secretive states in the world. However, North Korea watchers tell us that, since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, there has been a radical increase in the number of people choosing North Korea as…
Man Pedals 6 Miles On Wrong Side Of Road, In Attempt To Find Shoe
A young girl who had fallen asleep on the family motorbike, and whose shoe had slipped from her foot whilst she was in repose, had her father to thank for its retrieval, after he pedalled more than 6 miles on the wrong side of the road to search for…PYONGYANG, North Korea â€" (World Satire) â€" Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea, and alleged secret boyfriend, of Donald J. Trump, proudly announced to the people of North Korea that Trumpy is his man. He quickly added that he did not mean his ma…
Father of three Raymond Ving and his esteemed wife Caroline have no idea who anyone is on Strictly Come Dancing, as neither of them has any time for watching television. Speaking to us earlier, he said: 'I don't know any of these people. I mean, I…
Millions of Ice Cube’s Fans Tell Him Too Just Shut Up and Sing
CHICAGO â€" (Satire News) â€" One thing that just about everyone is truly tired of, is these privileged celebrities who go around kissing the asses of politicians. Case in point, as reported by Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, Ice Cube, the rapper, is losing…The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus
NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) â€" The Boston Addresser Chronicle has reported that the entire Fox News building may have to be demolished due to a horrendous Coronavirus infestation. A Fox News insider said that some of the top employees including B…Germany forbids people calling autumn leaves 'yellow' because Asian people might be offended!
(NOT EDITED) The utilisation of colors describing 'things' has become so sensitive that even natural occurrences are g suffering. In Germany they are busy rewriting the dictionary deleting many things, which are described by their colors, and it is p…The Dallas Cowboys Are Getting Worse, and Worse, and Worse
WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Well the infamous “Play From Behind†Dallas Cowboys have stuck to their new playbook game plan of digging themselves in a hole early in the game and then having to play “Catch-Up.†Sports Territory Magazine is…Trump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires
The current administration has come up with yet another brilliant idea, in its string of brilliant ideas, regarding dealing with national emergencies and disasters. This time, it’s an ingenious concept of solving the problem of Colorado wildfires.Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?
The public watches Donald Trump fly from city to city in a desperate attempt to salvage his doomed campaign for re-election. Who is paying for Air Force One's fuel? Rumor is, his campaign is broke, and buddies on Wall Street won’t chip in with a l…The University of Texas Longhorn Band Says That Their Football Fight Song is Racist
AUSTIN â€" (Satire News) â€" The university’s assistant band director Chris Del Monte-Corn, said that the football fight song “The Eyes of Texas†is as racist as David Duke, Ann Coulter, and Donald Trump. Del Monte-Corn spoke with a reporter with The…