Hey there.
Mrs. Cubic Zirconia (co-founder and owner) here.
Once every 3 weeks or so, our team, my husband
Mr. Cubic Zirconia and I send out an 'email newsletter'
that has a bunch of little things we want to share all together--
often stuff helping our kind of folks create or continue a great
romantic relationship (whether he or she EVER makes a PURCHASE
from our jewelry company or NOT).
FWIW , if you don't find the below engaging,
entertaining and/or educational…you probably aren't 'our
kind of folks'…and probably won't like staying subscribed
to our emails. There's always a link at the end of our messages
to click unsubscribe and say bye-bye if we're not for you, ok?
No hard feelings.
Anyway, I wanted to personally send you your first Newsletter (see
below), and thank you once more for joining the CubicZirconia.com
community.
Gratefully,
Mrs. Cubic Zirconia
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From: Mr. and Mrs. Cubic Zirconia (CubicZirconia.com)
<info@cubiczirconia.com>
Date: Friday, January 30, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Subject: Meet the founders of CubicZirconia.com
To: techradar.com@quicklydone.com
Funny Things My Mate Said While Sleeping
- Where'd you hide the body?
- I need a break, please God. Let it snow.
- I hid the Reese's in the freezer. Don't tell anyone!
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Have you overheard your mate say something
while sleeping too funny not to share?
Studies suggest 5 percent of adults speak
in their sleep regularly, and most at least once in awhile.
Send your sleep-talk quote plus any details to
sleeptalking@cubiczirconia.com as permission to
publish. Extra bonus points and valuable store credit for
anyone that manages to get an audio recording we
can listen to in the shop here (and laugh our butts off).
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Stressful day at work /
Your smile when I arrive home /
I forget it all
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Dear ,
Have you ever come home from a hard day at work and the boss was
a jerk and kept piling up work on you all day-- and all you can
think about is coming home and dropping your clothes on the floor
and slipping into that hot bath or shower?
Which do you prefer, anyway: the bath or a shower?
(yeah that was personal...jeez who is this email from anyway?)
A shower is efficient, sure, and I'm all about efficiency for
the daily rituals.
But if a woman is looking to relax and be left alone...some would
say you just can't find many better options than soaking up the
heat and the wet all alone in the tub.
There's like this feeling before you even step in the water
where you can already just feel that heat working its way into
your muscles, loosening the tightness, working its way through
all your frustrations and melting them away. Now you can just
feel that intense pleasure spreading through your limbs with a
very deserved relaxation.
And then there's that moment-- especially when you know that
outside this room are no pending or urgent responsibilities you
need to worry about-- when you really just let that pleasure take
you and it feels so right and so good.
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Long hot baths fresh pine /
Hair as golden as honey /
Rich metals say yes /
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That brings me to this week's "Romance Corner" edition,
because I doubt many ladies in the CubicZirconia.com cosmos would
argue with Mrs. Cubic Zirconia that a nice hot bath when you
don't have a worry in the world is one of the most sensuous
pleasures known to (wo)mankind.
> Personally, I don't like bubbles-- which make me feel all
sticky icky. My husband does, but today's Hot-Tub-athon advice
doesn't include any tips for a luxuriating bath together
(which, sure, can be romantic).
>> Instead, I want the lovers out there reading this to know that
for many ladies, you just can't beat it when your lover creates
this special, private "Me Time" experience just for you:
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Romance Tips Corner
Premeditated Private Bubble Bath for One
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Get everything
prepared, fill the bathroom with lit candles and settle your
lover in for a relaxing solo bath-- or bubble bath-- with a glass
of wine. She'll appreciate your thoughtfulness and the
de-stressing time. The idea is to give the gift of a clear mind,
warm and clean body and less stress. The way to make absolutely
sure this is stress-free for her is to check in with whoever you
need to BEFOREHAND and make sure she's not going to be needed
during the time you've planned this premeditated soak in the
tub for her.
That's what it means to get everything prepared. Because if
she's like so many wives and mothers out there-- she'll have
at least three objections to why she can't take a long,
luxurious and relaxing time for herself. Yet as her partner in
pleasure, when you can say something like, "There's a pizza
in the oven you just need to heat up when you get hungry. I spoke
to your assistant and made sure you don't have any appointments
scheduled tonight, I'll have the cellphone with me if there's
any emergency but I'm going with the kids to that new Pixar
movie and we won't need you for a couple hours"….that kind
of well-thought-out preparation IS a lot of what makes an
experiential gift like this so meaningful.
Life can be crazy stressful sometimes with so much to do: work,
kids, goals, go here, do this, get that...and on any given day,
there are just so many demands on our time. There are a lot of
women out there-- and my wife is one of them-- who won't take
time for herself without thinking twice. If you've got a woman
like this in your life, it's part of your job to do the
thinking and planning for her once in a while. She may not
realize how much she needs it, but everyone needs "me time".
It's a big part of what makes a person "ME". And the more
good time we get with relaxation, hobbies, and time just to enjoy
without stress-- the more we are of who we are supposed to be.
I truly believe that if you want your wife to be more of who you
married-- now and forever-- then you should do everything within
your power to give her that time to re-energize, get centered and
be selfish for a little bit. And when you take the initiative to
set up some premeditated time for her to be alone with just her
own thoughts and desires, you can be selfish, too, knowing that
as a result she'll be that much more of all the good things you
love about her. Taking some "me time" to relax and enjoy
yourself without interruption, distraction, worry or
guilt…that's a real treat for many women who feel pressured
to "do it all". And a real benefit to many marriages.
- Mr. Cubic Zirconia
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Toot, Toot!
"Diamonds are way overpriced. I would not have known these are
cz. Beautiful. The stones are beautiful and of very good quality.
Great craftsmanship. I was just blown away when I received my
ring in the mail. It was absolutely beautiful. The workmanship
was superior and the cz stones were so shinny. [Teresa] responded
to every email I sent. She was super! I would definitely buy from
them again." -- Ellen Arias. Florida, USA. CubicZirconia.com
Customer Since 04/20/21
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your comments help our business grow, THANK YOU!
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Smell like cinnamon
And warmth spreads sweet icing skin
Atop toasty buns
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I'm back, Dear .
I don't have much to add to what my husband said in the Romance
Corner snippet.
--> Just, you know, not everybody likes bubbles in their bath.
---> And maybe a girl wants some fuzzy, bunny slippers to put
your feet into when you're done?
----> Seriously, what could beat cold wine, hot toasty buns and
warm, fuzzy bunny slippers?
Maybe just when someone other than Mrs. Cubic Zirconia cleans the
bathroom.
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On a related note, you can now give your jewelry setting a
"jewelry spa bath" for just $49.99 including: full inspection to
make sure your jewelry is in good structural shape, thorough
cleaning of your jewelry (including removing any light
tarnishing), tightening of any prongs on your jewelry, final
polish of all precious metal-- and an optional $25 additional
re-rhodium plating of sterling silver and white gold jewelry.
Today's featured reviewer got the same package included at no
extra cost as part of hiring our shop to refresh some old jewelry
purchased from another maker.
You, too, don't wanna pay no money and get it free?
No problem: every year or two as a customer appreciation gift, we
offer a "Free Jewelry Spa Bath Week" where for one week we
offer to give past paying customers this same service for free
(just pay shipping).
The best way to be notified of that freebie deal is just to stay
a part of our email newsletter!
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Thanks in advance for your continued purchases and referrals.
Splish splash,
Mrs. Cubic Zirconia
CubicZirconia.com
If You Can't TELL the Difference,
Why PAY the Difference?
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P.S. REMEMBER: Every time you're rude to your spouse, you risk
getting electrocuted in the tub during your next hot bath.
Sometimes people just snap, you know?
And "hiding a body" isn't really that difficult in
2026 -- what with the internets on top of the
television shows teaching not only my avidly watching
mother-in-law just how to do the deed and not to get caught.
MORAL OF THE STORY: BE NICE!
Shoot me a reply email if you want to know where I'd hide Mr.
Cubic Zirconia's body...you know, if he crossed the line one
too many times and gets ZAPPED.
BONUS COUPLE'S TIP YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR, BUT HEY IT'S FREE:
It's surprisingly fun to have that "hypothetical"
where-and-how-I'd-hide-your-body talk with your lover...try it!
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