Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump
Democrat presidential nominee, Joe Biden, has bizarrely endorsed his Republican rival, Donald Trump, for president. Campaigning in Toledo, Ohio, on Tuesday, Biden provided the President with more fodder as to his mental capacity to become preside…Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard
The world of animal-lovers was in a frenzy of excitement this morning, after it was revealed that, for the last three years, a man from Suffolk has been unaware that a vole had been living in his beard. Ronald Lee, 49, of Ipswich, lives alone in a…Man accessed The Spoof merely to see if he had any messages
A frequent contributor to the satirical news website, The Spoof, has admitted that he accessed his account this evening merely to see if he had any messages from his fans, without the slightest thought of writing a story, but got 'sucked-in' anyway,…Wood-Burners must burn wood, claim German scientists
Winter is approaching, so human resistance to cold feet, flu, common-colds, cold sex in bed, dark nights, creeps wandering our streets at 05.00 pm instead of 11.00 pm, plus other negative aspects of winter is diminishing. German scientists have done…Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again
Like the Willie Nelson song, On The Road Again, Donald Trump is also on the road again, and his traveling partner is COVID-19. Without wearing a mask, Trump climbed the lower steps to Air Force One, fewer steps, less energy required, maybe no cou…Prince George A Bit Of A Fanny
Royal watchers are saying that Prince George, the son of the Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, is having a hard time coming to terms with just how awful things are in the real world around him. William has revealed that George "was in tears" over…Washington - Defying all economic laws and past history, most of the trillions of dollars in new money created by the Federal Reserve has ended up having boosted the net worth of the top 2% of U.S. households. Administration Economists were stunned…
Coming Soon To a Town Near You â€" President Trump’s Coronavirus-Spreading Campaign Hate Rally
MOSQUITO RIVER, Florida â€" (Satire News) â€" The Tampa Bay Bugle Bulletin is reporting that El Presidente Trumpo’s Coronavirus-infested campaign hate rallies will be continuing as scheduled, no matter what. Yes, Captain Coronapalooza and the Trumpapa…(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Spreader Man, Spreader Man, Deadly neighborhood Spreader Man. Spreads his lies, any size, Treats his supporters just like flies. Look out! There goes the Spreader Man. Is he cured? Listen bud, His d…
Man Can Remember Things From A Couple Of Days Ago Like It Was Yesterday
A man who is getting on in years but prides himself on having a very good memory for someone of his age, has said that he can clearly remember the past as if it were only yesterday! "For instance," claimed Moys Kenwood, 57, "today is Tuesday, but…Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House
BILLINGSGATE POST: Need it be pointed out that if Sleepy Joe were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (Kamala “Breath†Harris) in the White House. Not wishing to offend members of the genera Tamias a…'Trumpton', the BBC children's programme, which depicts life in a typical, small, English town in the 1960s, is being earmarked for a change of name by the local corporation, to disassociate itself from the wacky US president, Donald J. Trump. In…
Washington - The confirmation hearings of Judge Amy Coney Barrett proceeded Monday morning at the U.S. Senate amid partisan bickering between Democrat and Republican members of the Judiciary Committee. Supporters of Judge Barrett, which includes a…
Wonder Woman Gretchen Whitmer Governor Of Michigan
Aside from having the good sense of not allowing her state to become a petri dish for Coronavirus, Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan also looks like Wonder Woman! That’s really why Donald Trump is seethingly jealous of her. Trump isn’t as pret…Can I retrain in the same way that Chris Grayling has?
Following the Government's announcement of Rethink/Reskill/Retrain, former Tiddlywinks world champion, and world-renowned writer of Norwegian Haiku, Norman Normandy, 57, wants the type of re-training that Chris Grayling has had. 'Yes,' said Norman…The Washington D.C. United Black and Red Want Eric Cantona To Be Their New Manager
WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Sports Satire) â€" D.C. United, of the Major Soccer League, have the worst record of all 26 teams in the league. Team owner Jason Levien informed ESPN-4 that his team’s 2-10 record is just not acceptable. He remarked that he…Robert Plant reveals truth behind lyrics of 'Stairway to Heaven'
Led Zeppelin legend Robert Plant has now told the truth behind their classic song, 'Stairway to Heaven': he was stoned out of his brains sitting on Victoria railway station, waiting for a train, when he clocked a timetable with the title: Next Tra…Washington - After President Trump suggested that armed guards might be needed at polling stations in the United States for the upcoming elections, Trump-supporting militias felt activated by the President to perform their patriotic duty and help in…
Government plan to shut down the North
Leaked government papers suggest that there is a plan in place to ‘shut down’ the north of England. Challenged on this, Minister for Oop Ther, Norbert Allad, said he couldn’t reveal who, but, "We sent him to see if we could fix up an independent trad…"My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump."
"I was born in old New York, in a small town high-rise apartment condo. My momma always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You've got to eat them all before some low life takes them off you.' "When I was at school, I had to wear leg braces,…Dolly Parton Says If Trump Were To Grab Her Pussy, It Would Tear His Hand Off
Dolly Parton, the mega-successful Country and Western chanteuse, has broken her own self-imposed rule about keeping quiet on the subject of politics by firing a 'warning shot across the bows' of the US president, Donald J. Trump. Commenting on the…The Police Not Really Members Of The Police
In arresting news that is set to rock the world of rock music, it's been revealed that the members of The Police - Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland - were not actually members of the police force, but mere musicians. In a further astonishi…Charlie Brown vs. Lucy 1967 (Around the time of The Great Pumpkin) It is a case that many were unaware of at the time, as it went under the radar from most news channels. But Charlie Brown sued his co-star, Lucy, for injuries received from moving…
We have been waiting years for Marvel to tell us where their movies are going to end up, and what essential characters will be included. Now, a lot of the greats have been in the most recent movies like Thor, Guardians of the Galaxy, and The Avengers…
The LaLaLand Lakers Led by LeBron James Are The NBA World Champions
LAKE BUENA VISTA, Florida â€" (Sports Satire) â€" LeBron “The King†James has just won his fourth NBA Championship ring, and this one is with the rockin' and rollin’ Lakers. The Lakers defeated the Miami Heat 106-93. LeBron said that a lot of the c…WASHINGTON, D.C. â€" (Satire News) â€" A White House insider has stated that due to the fact that the Rose Garden is infested with the Coronavirus, it is probably going to have to be completely demolished. One of the White House gardeners, Napoleon Tr…
Is Donald Trump nuts? Do you have to ask? Didn’t your mommy tell you to keep away from men who talked to themselves? They’re sitting on a park bench in conversation with self. Or walking down the street, shadow boxing along the way. Ladies who ta…
Sleepy Joe Biden: Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens
BILLINGSGATE POST: Today, Democrats unleashed a three-pronged attack on President Trump. Resorting to antics first used back in the 1930's by Larry, Moe and Curly of the Three Stooges, their present-day counterparts, Sleepy Joe Biden, Kamala “Breath…North Korean Leader Kim Jongâ€"un Has Endorsed Donald Trump
PYONGYANG, North Korea â€" (Satire News) â€" North Korea’s Kim News has just announced that Kim Jong-un has informed the Korean people that he is endorsing his political BFF Donald J. Trump. The chubby dictator, Kim Jong-un, not President Trump, said…Trumper Militia Kidnap Mitch McConnell and Force Him to Stay at Covid Infested White House
Louisville - A Kentucky pro-Trump militia have kidnapped Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell from his home here, and have transported him to the White House grounds where he will be held until the election. Militia members became enraged at McC…