Biden wants White House by Thanksgiving “to get on with it prontoâ€
Despite at least half a dozen states in dispute as to a reliable vote count, plus the onset of legal challenges, Mr. Biden is eager to move on. He has already been talking with foreign leaders (violation of the Logan Act), which put Trump and his…New virus measures underway re protections from going loony
Led by the US, global administrators are reaching new heights of vaccine development. Nevertheless, public skepticism has been growing as the pandemic continues, although establishment politicians and media consider this resistance “entirely unrea…Man Says His Children Are Already Technophiles
A staunch technophobe, who hasn't moved with the times, has claimed that his two young children are both technophiles, and that their knowledge and confidence when using machines is so far in advance of his own, that they have labeled him a technodip…Man Is Becoming Irrational Thinking About The New Lockdown
The long-term.effects of an extended lockdown were widely speculated upon in March, before it actually took place, but nothing had prepared people for what eventually came to pass. Spending more time with one's family is usually something worth ce…US Satire writers commit mass suicide because there's nothing more for them to spoof about!
(NOT EDITED) Internet spoof/satire sites are dropping like flies smelling poo on the ground, and getting their feet stuck in it! Global satire writers are hitting empty walls with impunity after their greatest subject has been blown into oblivion, a…Getting Trump Out Of The White House
A contest is being held listing ways to remove Donald Trump from the White House. The election loss has not been accepted by the current resident, who insists (with absolutely no proof) that the election was stolen from him by Joe Biden. Sleepy J…Joe Biden To Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"
If there was ever any doubt about what the post-election relationship between President-elect Joe Biden and the outgoing president, Donald Trump, was likely to be, the uncertainty was removed earlier today, when Mr. Biden looked straight down the TV…Leaf Fell From Tree, But Nobody Heard It
The peaceful quiet of a crisp autumn afternoon in a local park was shattered today, when a leaf fell from an oak tree, but nobody heard it. No human body, that is. Several creatures living nearby heard it. Residents in an ants nest in the gr…Imagine being kicked out of the White House by 75,196,576 people. Now that is one serious eviction notice! Start your packing! What? No way! So Trump’s taking his rent-free, four-year renewal option to the U.S. Supreme Court. Somebody tell th…
Voter Fraud: “Project Quasimodo†Used To Bamboozle Voting Count
BILLINGSGATE POST: Detrick “Dirty Trick†Detwiler, an undercover agent hired by Trump attorney, Rudy Giuliani, to investigate voter fraud in Philadelphia, revealed that he had broken the code of an underground voter clearance site, nicknamed “Projec…Warren Puffitt: Vaccine News, Deliberately Delayed, Cost Trump Victory
Omaha, Nebraska. That S.O.B. reporter Woof Blister, for Spoof On Business. That other financial wizard from Omaha, Warren Puffitt, told this reporter today, in a virulent denunciation of big pharma, that a conspiracy between Democrats and the pharmac…HOLLYWOOD â€" (Celebrity Satire) â€" Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…
Trump's Election Defeat Was Inevitable, Claims Political Ignoramus
As the dust settled on yet another exciting instalment in US political history, a man who knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about the subject has said that Joe Biden's victory and Donald Trump's defeat in the presidential election were "inevitable"…The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name
SAN FRANCISCO â€" (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…John Travolta "DID NOT Have Contract Out On Son"
A judge has ruled that Pulp Fiction star John Travolta did not have a contract-style execution carried out on his son who died after a seizure in the Bahamas in 2009. Prosecutor Neil Braithwaite said that, although the truth may never be known abo…Police Issue Arrest Warrant For Evil Man
Police in Washington, DC have announced that they are keen to interview an individual in connection with tax evasion, fraud, sexual assault, hate crimes, racist behavior, kidnapping and imprisoning children, and other offences likely to bring the goo…Colonel Gaddafi's Golf Buggy "A Legitimate Target" - NATO
The golf buggy ridden by Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has been identified as being a primary target for NATO forces trying to oust the country's dictator, it has been revealed. The buggy, in which Gaddafi travelled all over Libya, North Africa and the…Coronavirus Mutation: All Animals To Be Annihilated
After the news from Germany that 207 mink farms have been infected with a new strain of Coronavirus, and the concern that the virus may mutate further in other animals, it's been revealed that ALL animals, everywhere, are to be eliminated from the fa…Ole Solskjaer rant has no foundation! Ask sore-arse Tour de France bikers!
(NOT EDITED) Manchester United footy players are over-paid, pampered, spoilt sportsmen, who live in a 'bubble' that other sportsmen and sportswomen can only dream of. However, their manager, a Norwegian would, if he could, is of the opinion his boys…Marcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign
Marcus Rashford, the Manchester United and England striker who has done so much for hungry children by petitioning the government for free school meals during the lockdown, has "put his money where his mouth is", and has vowed to donate 90% of his sa…NEW YORK CITY â€" (Satire News) â€" INews has stated that the unemployed, 49-year-old fake blonde former television newscaster, Megyn Kelly, has suddenly come out of her rat hole, and jumped on the poor, poor, mistreated Donald Trump out-of-tune bandwago…
TAMPA BAY â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Tom Terrific was was not even “Ter†as he was handed the worst loss of his 21 NFL seasons. Drew Brees and the "Nawlins" Saints were all over Brady like bumblebees on grape jelly. It was such a horrible and sad thin…
“Not my president†lyrics and staging set-ups available at Amazon dot com and Walmart
With mainstream media calling the election for Mr. Biden, new marketing opportunities have immediately emerged. A day ago that same MSM press was speaking of “the incredible shrinking electoral count†as various states reported shenanigans, with B…DALLAS â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Cowboys have nothing to be ashamed of as they led the only undefeated team in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers, all the way until the final three minutes of the game. Cowboys 6th-string quarterback, Garrett Gilbert,…
(NOT EDITED) LONDON â€" (Satire News) â€" London’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, is as happy as a teenage girl on Soho’s Carnaby Street, with two of her dad’s credit cards. When the queen learned that President Trump ha…
BROOKLYN â€" (Satire News) â€" America has spoken and voted to oust the meanest leader in the history of mankind including Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini. The Brooklyn Bridger-Times wrote that the X-rated Trump horror movie is finally over, and now t…
Celine Dion Says She’s Down to 67 Pounds
LAS VEGAS â€" (Celebrity Satire) â€" Celine Dion has just admitted that, yes, it’s true, she is now down to 67 pounds. The Canadian songbird remarked that she has been border-line anorexic since 2007, and just since September, she has become totally a…Man Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage
A man who watched an old video clip of the BBC's Graham Norton TV show with guests Mark Ruffalo, John Bishop, Rufus Wainwright, and female rapper Nicki Minaj, has said he was a little taken aback by the singer's cleavage. Moys Kenwood, 57, and old…Are you a talented magician who is tired of performing at children's birthday parties? Do you want to put your skills to work as a public servant? If so, we want YOU to help count the vote at key election facilities in Georgia's upcoming US Senate ru…
Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp
After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…