Editor Criticized By 'Writer' For Editing
The editor of a satirical news website has been severely reprimanded for his behavior whilst carrying out his duties, by one of the site's writers who is, judging by the colorful language he used, upset. Moys Kenwood, of TheSpoof.com, has been add…Pelosi's “Biden will be president whatever the vote count†clarified as emission vs. sedition
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has ripped open a new controversy on who might be fiddling with election results. Last Thursday, she stated that Mr. Biden will be president come next January 21, “whatever the vote count.†The key considerat…Fly Face Predicts Trump Victory By A Gnat’s Ass
BILLINGSGATE POST: Fly Face, who has successfully predicted the outcome of every election since Patrice Emery Lumumba was elected as the first Prime Minister of the independent Democratic Republic of the Congo in 1960, now predicts that Donald Tru…Man Finds Strange Coincidence In Book
There was an extraordinary coincidence this morning, when a man reading a book noticed that the date on which events in the story were taking place, were doing so on 1 November, which was said to be a Sunday - just exactly as it is today, Sunday, the…(NOT EDITED) A Big Brother, born in 1984, not 1980, who oversees every single grammatic mistake written by moronic 'Spoofers' who cannot write 'correct' English has decided, "enough is enough!" Big Brother now demands an 'on-line' university entra…
Norwegian village to allow spanners
People living in a small village in Norway have lifted a ban on number 12 spanners that had been in place for twenty-seven years. The restriction was introduced to stop foreign workers using the tool in contravention of the Norwegian constitution.The All-Girl Heavy Metal Russian Rock Band Pussy Riot Says That Meghan Markle is a Big Fan
CLEVELAND â€" (Satire News) â€" The Russian female rock band, Pussy Riot, recently performed at the old Nellie Fox Drive-In Theater in downtown Cleveland. They and the 900 audience members all wore masks, self-distanced 6-feet, and promised not to cou…IQ Tests Will Be Required For Future Presidential Nominees
Now that the national nightmare of the Trump White House occupation is almost over, a new Supreme Court decision has been quietly signed into law. In the future, all presidential nominees will be required to take an IQ test as part of their physical…President Trump Says He’ll Pay Ever Poor Person Who Votes For Him $35
OIL SLICK, Pennsylvania â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump held a campaign rally in Oil Slick, Pennsylvania, home of the largest Preparation H factory in the nation. POTUS told the mask-less crowd that, when elected, he is going to build a private…NASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia â€" (Sports Satire) â€" The Sports Bet Gazette has just announced that NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba†Butterhouse has just been suspended, and will not drive in next week’s 87th Annual Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race. An…Kim Kardashian Says That None of The Kardashians Will Be Voting For Kanye West
CALABASAS, California â€" (Satire News) â€" Kim Kardashian told Bravo’s Andy Cohen that every member of her family, including their grandmother, and second cousin once-removed, will be voting for Vice-President Joe Biden. She was asked by Cohen why sh…Popular Etsy vendor Fashion Forward announced, yesterday, a product called The Barrier, "a bold and stylish bodysuit designed to swathe you in a cotton-spandex blend for comfort and complete safety from both the coronavirus and everybody on the other…
Report Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence
WASHINGTON DC - Democrats continue to claim credit for any and all positive economic news. Career bureaucrats at various agencies in the US Capitol determined that President Trump's opposition to ANTIFA will hurt economic recovery. As US GDP accelera…Trump Does Not Want To Win Reelection
Donald Trump does not want to win reelection. He’s done everything to abuse the office, alienate supporters, create chaos with the Constitution, confuse our allies, scientists, even calling doctors thieves. Still, the crowds keep showing up and cheer…Liam Neeson 'Taken 4' Performance "Exceptional"
Fans of the 'Taken' movies will be interested to learn that the fourth film in the series, 'Taken 4: A Ride' will be released into cinemas a week on Monday, 9 November, or 9/11. Liam Neeson once again plays Bryan Mills, the former CIA operative wh…Man Killed Rat Before Going To Bed, Then Had Nightmare
Unusual experiences leading up to bedtime can have strange effects on our mibds once we have eventually got to sleep, and this was true for one man last night, after he spotted a rat in his house, and bashed its brains out with a sweeping brush. M…President Trump is Mad at The World Because He Knows Melania Is Getting Ready to Divorce Him
MIAMI â€" (Satire News) â€" President Trump somehow found the time to play golf at his own Trump Doral Golf Course. CNN reports that he rode around in a golf cart that the American taxpayers paid for, while millions of Americans are unemployed, and wi…Paris reveals abuse suffered in earlier years
Social butterfly and Hollywood celebrity Paris Hilton has talked recently about the abuse she suffered in her younger years. In a recent TV interview, Ms Hilton spoke about the effect that abuse had on her. She said that one encounter with a nativ…Warren Puffitt Predicts: Trump Could Still Win: A Stimulus, the "Bradley Effec
Omaha, Nebraska, An S.O.B. report for Spoof On Business. That other Omaha financial wizard, Warren Puffitt, reminds pollsters around the country that Donald Trump could still pull out a victory because of two things. 1- the likelihood that Trum…Michael Gove missing being the tea boy
Michael Gove, chief Government house-elf, has admitted that, during the lockdown, he has really missed being tea-boy. 'I miss making the tea and coffee for Boris, and for Rishi Sunak. I never made it for anyone else, but when I asked Priti Patel i…UCLA Enters PAC-12 Conference Season Undefeated
Westwood Village, UCLA - An SOS from Woof Blister reporting for Spoof On Sports. Unlike the 2018 and 2019 football seasons, when UCLA ended their pre-season games 0-3, the Bruins will enter the PAC-12 conference schedule UNDEFEATED. That's because t…NEW YORK CITY â€" CNN host Don “Rainbow†Lemon recently told fellow host Chris Cuomo that he has never known a man who hates women more than President Trump does. He pointed out that POTUS hates Senator Elizabeth Warren, Michigan Governor Gretchen W…
Unwashed coffee cups Mavis and Florence are still on furlough, having not left the side of the sink since their office shut down in March. 'Every day, I watch the mould grow increasingly thick and dark,' wailed Mavis, in her surprisingly deep, son…
B. O. Plenty Endorses Sleepy Joe Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: B. O. Plenty, the husband of Gravel Gertie and father of Sparkle Plenty, today announced his support for Sleepy Joe Biden. Sparkle was a child prodigy at the age of two. Already talking and doing chores at her home in Fontana, s…The World Is Flat And Doctors Are Liars Says, Donald Trump
In his last-ditch attempt to win reelection, and kick COVID-19 into the history books, Donald Trump claims that COVID-19 is gone, over with, no longer an issue. With 9,000 dying 3 days before election day, Trump may as well say that the world is f…The Atlanta Falcons Have The Ugliest Football Playing Field in The Entire NFL
ATLANTA â€" (Sports Satire) â€" Sports Territory Magazine recently took a poll, and asked readers to choose their 'ugliest football stadium in the NFL'. STM writer Hiawatha Pamplona said that the overwhelming winner was Mercedes-Benz Stadium, home to…New day-in-the-life-of-a-sheep analytical study emerges with fast delivery from Amazon
Breaking: For the first time in Earth's history, a new type of author has been found, proudly announced through Amazon dot com and Mr. Bezos. That is, a sheep as scribeâ€"yes, from the animal of the species ovis balantes dispersusâ€"has emerged with a…Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask
Prince Louis, the youngest son of Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, and his wife, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, has come in for some rather severe criticism tonight, after he was seen in public not wearing any kind of face protection.Skeleton glad to be staying indoors
Skeleton Gary Jones is glad that, this year, he can stay in. 'No-one seems to be doing anything for Halloween this year, so I don't think I will,' said the strangely cheerful, bloodless, skinless and internal organ-less married father-of-three.Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Hapy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! There were scenes of joy at the White House today, as President Trump's favorite daughter, Ivanka, celebrated her birthday in style, with a huge…